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Michael Avenatti

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Michael Avenatti (a.k.a. The Creepy Porn Lawyer and CPL) is a homosexual captain save-a-hoe Libtard lawyer. He was first known for getting himself in over 500k worth of debit he owed to the IRS and then came in public view even more when he got a blowjob from Stormy Daniels brother in exchange for him filing a scamming lawsuit against Donald J Trump while Stormy lied saying Donald raped her and paid her to shut up. Michael is well known in Fagafornia for going to gay bars and taking it up the ass in gay bar bathrooms from meth heads. We think all the butt fucking and HIV, AIDS and meth inserted into his gay asshole has damaged his sense of reality! He will never win at anything in life.

He just made threats to shut down 4chan and got laughed off twitter after failing at suing president Trump and many more failures. Michael Avenatti got a blowjob from porn whore Stormy Daniels brother which led him to taking her case against Donald J. Trump. He is a bald faggot with AIDS and needs to be put down!

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successful accomplishments as a lawyer

None we can find except getting AIDS in a gay bar!

Political Choice

He is 100% a libtard loser homosexual, gay loving, faghag, captain save a whore, feminist, Fagafornia scumbag, mental patient thats got less testosterone than Ellen Degeneres.

Hair Loss

He is not only a member he is the president! Michael keeps saying he wants to be president well the reality is the only thing he will ever be president of is the hair club for men.

Involvements with the porn industry

Michael has represented many faghag whores within the porn industry that give Michael hookups with gay male performers. Michael is a addict when it comes to gay porn star escorts and thats why you always see him on TV playing captain save a whore to some porn faghag hooker.