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Code (or source code) is a series of statements and words that are written by a programmer to make a program (like Windows). To make your code into a program, you need a compiler. You must first also learn one of the over 9000 programming languages to code in (no srsly, look.). Coding is usually boring as fuck, and takes forever to actually make a working program (having to debug 72 times takes up a lot of time).

Examples of Code

Java

// sux.java
public class sux {
public static void main(String[] args) {
System.out.println("Java sucks");
}
}

C

#include <stdio.h>
int main(void)
{
printf("C");
return 0;
}

QBASIC

10 INPUT "lol wut?", U$
20 PRINT U$
30 INPUT "???", N
40 S$ = ""
50 FOR I = 1 TO N
60 S$ = S$ + "lolwut"
70 NEXT I
80 PRINT S$

DarkBASIC

sync on
make object cube 1,1
do
    yrotate object 1,wrapvalue(object angle y(1)+1)
    text 0,0,"COCKSUCKER"
    sync
loop

JavaScript

if(this.WScript){
    WScript.Echo('You\'re running this program from the desktop.');
}else{
    alert('You\'re running this program from the browser.');
}

AutoHotkey

MsgBox Hello world.

LOLCode

HAI
CAN HAS STDIO?
VISIBLE "I CAN HAZ CHEEZEBURGER?"
KTHXBYE

HTML

<html>
<head>
<title>8====o</title>
</head>
<body bgcolor="#FF0000" scroll="no">
<center><h1><br />COCKS</h1></center>
</body>
</html>

Python

 import socket
 sock = socket.socket()
 sock.connect(("127.0.0.1",6667))
 while True:
     sock.send("JEWS DID 9/11\r\n")

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