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Femcel

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Femcel = infected with GOTIS
You can help by not giving her any attention.


The irrefutable reality

A femcel is a woman (which means they are not a transexual; those are not women) that has deluded themselves into believing that they fall into the same category as incels but as women.

Why Femcels Can't Exist

While women are certainly capable of cultivating absolutely abhorrent personalities that make them a chore to be around (and is the true source of their grief) the reality is women are totally incapable of being incels. The core of the "incel" idea is the theory that a man can be so inherently unappealing in some physical aspects (such as height or facial features) that he will never have sex, which actually has some truth to it, even if most incels are crybabies who accept defeat very quickly.

Women are incapable of being so physically repulsive that no man would ever fuck them, as proven by the eternal solicitations of Indian men over the internet. There will always be a man lower than her on the social totem pole.

If such a thing as a "femcel" were possible women would not be prone to arrested development and plaguing the world as giant children. They would have instead evolved to develop personalities or other reasons to like them as ugly men sometimes do (even Danny Devito has children) rather than just continuing to perpetuate the woman's inherent inability to learn anything, forever, through procreating.

What You Should Do Instead of Imitating Reddit

"Femcels" are best cured by accepting the reality that they are not attractive enough to get the attention of Dolph Lundgren or Ezra Miller but should instead date one of the millions of average men who would settle for them.

All ugly people would benefit from getting a hobby that takes their mind off the ugliness. For women it's especially true, as they benefit the most from having any reason to ever talk to them besides the hole between their legs.

However women are extremely unlikely to make such a mature decision (the one thing they actually have in common with incels) and will instead pretend they deserve the same sympathy as a man who was born with a severe deformity or mental problems, all while constantly refusing the advances of those millions of boring men.

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