Lucky Star

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Lucky ☆ Star is an overrated animu that most of /a/ has been creaming their pants over since its debut in April 2007. Catering to pedophiles, the show follows the completely ordinary lives of "17" (lol) year old high school girls, drawn to resemble eight year olds, which makes fapping to the bath scene totally okay. While the show may have its moments, like Tsukasa being attacked by goats, they're few and far between. Most of the shows are sequences of dialog that last for hours on end, wrapped up with one witty retort when each scene closes.

It is extremely easy to troll the shit out of the Raki Sutah fanbase, as they are the figurine-collecting, futon-lounging, hentai-ogling otakus who most likely own at least one of those creepy pillows with an anime girl printed on it, and they honestly have nothing better to do than defend the show containing their imaginary loli girlfriends.

The only three reasons weeaboos like this waste of internets is because (A) the show has animu references pouring out the ass, (2) the characters' ASPECT RATIO (they're 17 years old but look 7), and (C) each girl's personality is designed to appeal specifically to the ronery otaku, which explains why you love it.

Plot

Lucky ☆ Star consists of the protagonists, especially Konata, being unfunny retards, referring to other animes, and being fags. For every episode, simply imagine 30 minutes of lolis talking, and talking, and talking, and talking, and talking, and talking, and talking, and talking, and talking, and talking, and talking, and talking, and talking, and talking, and talking, and talking, and talking, and OMG IT'S SO STINKY!, and looking "cute". The only reason anyone watches this shit is to have something to base their yuri fantasies on. Or rape, if you're a pedophile.

Lucky Star's "humor" comes from observations. However, unlike proper observational comedy, Lucky Star contains no punchlines, so watching the anime is the equivalent to watching an asspie narrating every ZANY thing they witness without any wit nor cleverness attached to it. So it's pretty much just an enormous cocktease for sad otakus and provides no real plot and a script that a Down syndrome child could create.

Lolis

Konata Izumi
The main character in the series, she's the blue haired one. She's the perfect example of an Otaku, who fucks away most of her time playing H-games, fapping to Yuri, poking fun at superior animes, playing MMORPGs and has a retarded expression that weeaboos often confuse as "cute". She even gets a job at a Cosplay café so she can fund her habit. Like nearly all the loli characters, she has no tits.

She exists primarily as a device to insert as many Haruhi references as humanly possible and more.

The typical scene in *Lucky Star* when Tsukasa takes her first look at lemonparty on her cell phone.

Kagami Hiiragi
The purple long-haired one, the second most talkative character in the series. She's a nerd and a bit of a Jesus-freak. She bitches constantly throughout the show because Konata copies her homework, even though the fucking retard lets her do it. Fanboys believe she is gay for Konata. She slso bitches about her weight, which is over 9000. She also has tits, though in the pedostyle of Kagami Yoshimizu, in which they are never drawn.

Tsukasa Hiiragi
Kagami's twin sister, but she has short hair. She is the polar opposite of Kagami, in that she is a dumb shit with the attention span of a bag of cucumbers, so like Konata, she copies Kagami's homework. She's basically Osaka from Azumanga Daioh, the only difference being that Tsukasa is good in the kitchen and doesn't mistake a knife for a frying pan.

She is made fun of frequently, but is usually too stupid to be offended and laughs at herself instead. Like the other Lolis, she also has invisible tits.

Minami (almost) exposing her flat chest to the world.

Miyuki Takara
The only not-quite-loli character in the series who isn't an adult, whose only existance on the show is to provide a pair of tits to reassure you the show isn't just for pedophiles. Secondarily, she exists to provide tl;dr explanations of things like why hair loses its color under sunlight, the difference between a Cold and the Flu and other shit things the characters wonder about in their daily lives, when they could actually be doing shit and being funny. She apparently hates the dentist, loves to sleep, and is shit-scared of contact lenses. Well, glasses will always be someones fetish. She's also fucking rich.

Apparently she became a mega ultra super genius by looking shit up on Google for her mother's sake, because her mother is a dumb shit. Not to mention that she's a bit of an airhead, most of the episodes revolve around her being a clumsy or forgetful shit.

Misao uttering her catchphrase. Translated: "I suck cock!", but be careful of the fang.

Yutaka Kobayakawa
Yet another pedobait moe titless character in the series, because Kyoto Animation studios and Kagami Yoshimizu (the series writer) honestly think that too much is never enough. She has pink hair, is even shorter than Konata, and has even less tits. She lived with Yui before moving in with Konata. She calls Konata "onee-chan" despite the fact that Kona is - one, not her sister, two, she is two years younger than Konata, and three, probably smarter, even though she's a basement-dwelling fag because she keeps catching colds left right and center.

Minami Iwasaki
Doesn't talk much and keeps mostly to herself. The only person she interacts with is Yutaka, probably because she's cute. She's basically Sakaki, with green short hair, no tits, no mention of sports and is fucking rich.

Misao Kusakabe
The bastard child of Tomo and Kagura, and maybe Nanako Kuroi if you note the enhanced left canine. She is athletic, and like most athletes, she is also mentally retarded. She likes to play games, but like most of the noobs on the internet, is completely useless at them. She hates Konata for stealing her lover Kagami from her, and has since had to settle for second best in her babysitter and childhood friend, Ayano, and have been scissoring each other ever since.

Be warned, the first thing all weeaboos point out is that her English voice actress, Lara Jane Miller, also voiced Kari from Digimon.

Ayano Minegishi
Misao's ginger friend and babysitter with a fucking huge forehead. Both of them have been scissoring since she began to get used as a rebound by Misao. She bakes a mean weed cookie.

Patricia Martin
A transfer student from the US. She is the perfect anime representation of a typical weeaboo faggot. She apparently learned her Japanese from anime and manga, which is why when she's saying hi, they think she's asking them if they're gay. Although, that in itself is still a valid question.

Her only purpose in the series is to give fucktarded weeaboos unrealistic expectations about being accepted in Japan.

Hiyori Tamura
Doujin artist. Draws shit ranging from guys getting it in the ass to cuntmunching lesbians.

Akira Kogami
Junior high student and self-proclaimed idol and captain of Lucky Channel, the three-minute bit that runs at the end of every episode. She almost always starts off every Lucky Channel segment diabetes-includingly cute and happy-go-lucky, then degenerates into a chain-smoking sadistic bitch after Minoru, her assistant, introduces himself, meaning that about 2 minutes of every episode are dedicated to Akira bitching her stupid yandere ass off about why she wasn't put in the Lucky Stars show.

Her entire existence on the show is to be the anime embodiment of a forced meme, as she constantly tries to bitch and whine about not being in the show and beg the audience members, like an internet celebrity, to convince the staff to give her actual screen time, since fucking them for a part obviously didn't work.

Minoru Shiriashi
High school student in the same high school as Kona and friends, appearing as "Sebastian" in the show; he is also the assistant on the Lucky Channel bit, and sang karaoke for the ED of four episodes (wa-wa-wa-wasuremono~). Akira, who seems threatened by his very presence on the show, bitches at him constantly. That doesn't make him not a faggot however, wearing twin doriru on his head in an early episode, and wearing a gay blonde sunflower wig IRL does. Minoru Shiraishi's voice actor is Minoru Shiraishi. IRL, he is waging war on Haruhiism.

Adults

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Nanako and Konata get it on OL.

Soujiro Izumi
Like father like daughter, as the proverb goes. Soujiro is a basement-dwelling otaku faggot, who Konata calls her dad. He is the Lucky Star equivalent of Kimura as far as his personality goes, and thus is a gigantic pedophile, even going so far as pining for his own daughter's arse. He has a hueg camera that he takes with him to local events so he can snap shots of titless Lolis and post them on the internets. He is responsible for Konata's possible gayness and infatuation with hentai pr0n, having read shitty yuri doujins to his daughter since she was 5.

Kanata Izumi
Soujiro's dead wife who is a ghost. She also looks about as young as her daughter, despite being at least 20 years old. When Soujiro and Kanata initiated the dance routine, it must have looked like awesome shit.

Yui Narumi
Konata's cousin. Despite being a police officer, she is a completely retarded blob of moe like the teenagers. Sometimes they even play dating sims, although this annoys Konata out of fear she's going to get V&. Yui frequently comes to Konata's house completely wasted, and while drunk does stupid shit like sliding around on some shitty Japanese chair. She has a husband, but he's nowhere to be found and is forever alone, sometimes bitching about that fact.

Kiyotaka Narumi
Yui's forgotten husband.

Nanako Kuroi
Homeroom and history teacher, and also a basement-dweller. She could possibly be related to Misao, because of the elongated left canine. Nanako wastes time online with Konata at night playing Warcraft and flicking her bead to webcam streams of her student's jailbait cunt on MSN. Yeah, srsly. She's single, and sometimes hits on Yui because she doesn't know the bitch is already taken.

The Hiiragi Family
Too many retards to name. Only ever seen during scenes where they're all sat at a table unsuccessfully answering the questions to quiz shows on TV.

Yukari Takara
Miyuki's mother, who in a stark contrast to her daughter, is a complete dumbass.

Meito Anisawa
The dumb fuck who is hyperactive and stereotypically overenthusiastic moron who spontaneously combusts whenever he gets excited. He works at the Animate store who sees Konata as "Legendary Girl A", who, with his 3 other accomplices, is always trying to sell Konata worthless anime shit and will stop at nothing to do so, bordering on rape in order to do it. But she never buys it.

Fanbase

To get a clear understanding of the amazing individuals that constitute the Lucky Star fanbase, just watch this video. WARNING:THIS VIDEO MAY CAUSE EXTREME LOSS OF BRAIN CELLS, DEAFNESS, AND LOSS OF FAITH IN HUMANITY.