Bill S.978

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You know who to blame for this.

Some time last Thursday the retards up in the White Black House, now bored of fapping away to re-runs of My Little Pony decided that it's finally time to drop the ban-hammer on teh internets and make it illegal to post video game videos online in the form of a certain legal document called Bill S.978. Immediately since release, the internet has gone into a complete shitfest, fapping furiously, raping one another, and getting banned from 4chan, in the knowledge that teh internet, (also known as the only thing preventing you from becoming an hero) is going down. It has quite appropriately been dubbed the Armageddon by aspie furfags and Youtubers alike.

Youtube's Response

As expected approximately three seconds after the bill came into existence, Youtube and their legion of ass pies immediately began to piss themselves in despair, proceeding to produce propaganda advocating that the Black House be repeatedly raped in the ass for their unforgivable act of authority abuse. Numerous people started flooding the U.S. government with hate mail and death threats. Of course, none of these messages actually made it to the president because he was too busy lolling at all of the Youtube comments. And of course, nothing of value was lost... yet.

Our fine president doing what he does best

	“	The entire bill in a nutshell	„

A butthurt Youtube fag complaining about the source of all of his misery

Anonymous's response

Anonymous on the other hand being the far more mature and superior breed they are decided that they wouldn't be fucked with, and are, as you read this, building up a resistance group to the bill. Meanwhile, the world is still rotting, and smells like shit.