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Kotakoti
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
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No Photoshop here lolOne of the images that first caught Anon's attention, the subject of our attentions face having shrank mysteriously into her head in one shotSeems LegitYou know you've hit rock bottom when you start dressing in heels and skinny jeans to do the weekly grocery shop.It's well known that her face changes it's basic anatomy in every single photo, but sometimes a bad one will slip through anywaySomebody take this bitches copy of Photoshop away from herDoxThere's a reason she doesn't move her fat, fetal alcoholic head in any of her videosThe real face of Dakota OstrengaJust for clarification, she hasn't had rhinoplasty at all; the bridge of her nose just sank into her face naturally
Kotakoti, also known as Dakota Rose (real name Dakota Ostrenga), is Kiki Kannibal's younger, slightly more fuckable (Not really. Her mouth is too small, forehead is too long, she'll cut you with her beak nose and razor sharp chin before she flies away with her monkey-dumbo ears), suspected Fetal Alcohol Syndrome victim (basically, her mothers a drunk) and serial Photoshop abusing sister.
First recognized to have been embroiled in the Kiki Kannibal Buzznet shitstorm, (circa 2006 - today), Dakota has since decided that she does not want to make the intelligent decision of learning from her older, whore sisters mistakes and has begun making quite a name for herself; namely on 4chan'scosplay & EGL imageboard, /cgl/ - also informally known as "bitch-capital".
Dakota spends most of her time slapping on 5lbs of makeup and Photoshop in order to further her career in the speculative art of taking thousands of pictures of herself and uploading them to multiple social networking sites. When not running around in fields with her tripod, she can typically be found with her head in a toilet bowl in an attempts to become thin and attending the various model scouting sessions Dakota like to vivaciously tweet about.
The first thing you need to know about Dakota Ostrenga, is that she's 100% real, and by 100% we mean she lies about fucking everything.
Tainted by her older sisters past delusions of internet grandeur, fed up of always being pushed to the back, she's finally beginning to shine. You don't like it? Like Dakota gives a shit, you're all just a bunch of "pedophile lesbians".
Dakota has spent her time over the last year well, furiously troweling on the makeup and taking hundreds of carefully angled photographs, submitting them to various social networking outlets across the web in her desperation to be noticed by anybody. Of course, it didn't take long for her photos to be picked up by the Asian Media, who're well known for their love of children and unfuckable loli's.
Much to Dakotas dismay, it turned out she was only featured on an inferior Asian countries news slot and not the kawaiiJapanese national headlines she'd been hoping for. The slot in question was a minor Chinese newscast usually shown between ad breaks who'd aired a piece the previous day on a polydactyl cat and an infomercial on dog sweaters the day before that. Despite this, Dakota will still brag and push it like it is a really huge deal, because she's going to be a famous loli you know.
After the attention began rolling in from overseas, Dakota once again changed her attitude in a frivolous attempt to appeal to her Asian "fans" and spent the next few months deleting any evidence of her true self, including her formspring. She had since gone from posting profanity, racism, homophobia and openly behaving like a pig's ass on twitter/buzznet/stickam/myspace to reblogging her overly Photoshopped visage again and again and again. For months she did nothing but post pictures and answer questions compliments by "asskissers".
Dakota's bullshit first began when the original Chinese news video came and made the mistake of believing that her tumblr actually had a purpose. She has since begun to masquerade as a decent human being, pretending to abandon her cunt attitude and instead replace it with this flimsy façade of innocence, frailty and purity. She achieves this by recording and uploading videos of her waving and blinking like a kawaii, little, Asian girl.
The "Truth" video that was posted on youtube using a series of videos they made themselves was deleted by the Kiki Kannibal Corporation. But here is a "screencap" of what it had. It was mostly them talking about fags and lesbians. Dakota's voice sounded like a man the whole time, no wonder she doesn't talk in the new videos.
"I can't believe I missed that infomercial on dog sweaters.."
Since being aired on wing-wong local news, Dakota has taken to lying about her age fervently in a desperate attempt to gain favour with her Asian fans, who won't touch anything older then 8 with a chopstick. Ages can range anywhere from 15 to 18, though it's mostly 16 years old on a good day. It seems that nobody has yet thought to question her varying ages, even despite Dakota uploading an image of herself blowing out the candles on an "18th" birthday cake. Were it possible to validate these claims, it would only serve to prove one of two things, that she has either been lying about her age the whole time or that her parents are shit eating pageant-mind fuckwits who allowed their 10 year old daughter to get snakebites and bleach her hair to the extent that it fell out.
Youtube and Tumblr users have been seen attempting to leave comments questioning the validity of her aesthetics, only having found them to be hastily removed by none other then Kotakoti herself.
Past inquiries have yielded mixed results, Dakota having once revealed that she does in fact wear hair extensions and false eyelashes; has since backtracked completely and deleted all evidence of her having ever said so. There has been speculation regarding the condition of her eyes, which appear to change shape and colour entirely at random, however Dakota has stated that she not wear circle lenses so it must be true.
Of course nobody will be able to provide you with caps of her saying any of this on account of her deleting fucking everything.
You can typically find Dakota hanging out at home alone, Twittering back and forth a slurry of racist and homophobic slurs with her only friend and sister, Kiki Kannibal.
You can also typically find Dakota hanging out at home alone, furiously deleting any evidence of her racist and homophobic slurs in a pathetic attempt of covering up all evidence of her being a massive, beak-nosed cunt.
A /cgl/ Anon recounts her experiences with Dakota
Background
Dakota Rose, poster child for Fetal Alcohol Syndrome 2012, holding up a self portrait
Previously mentioned as being the younger sister of haggard, past-it camwhore, Kiki Kannibal (Kristen Ostrenga), Dakota Rose's life has been laced with drama, lies (mostly theirs), a supposed statutory rape, a man dying as a direct result from supposed statutory rape, foreclosure and a shit load of hefty fines. When it comes to being white trash, the Ostrengas pretty much wrote the definition.
Her parents, Cathy and Scott Ostrenga, encouraged Kirsten and Dakota from a young age into competitive whoring, with it being discovered that her incestuous, pedophile father had actually taken the majority of half-naked, sexually suggestive photographs of his daughters.
Cathy Tierney Ostrenga is particularly well recognized in the Kiki Kannibal/Dakota Rose drama, having made it her personal mission to seek out and destroy cover up any defamatory material regarding her daughters.
It should be noted that the majority of content Cathy has sought to destroy is in fact videos/images that the Ostrenga sister have personally made public themselves.
Said content includes screencaps and videos of Kiki and Dakota ranting about the gay, black and mentally/physically handicapped and disgusting nudes.
Getting in contact with Cathy and Scott Ostrenga is easier then ever nowadays! All you have to do is follow these simple instructions below:
01. Acquire defamatory and/or damaging material involving Kiki and/or Dakota (this is not hard on account of how big, dumb and slutty these siblings are)
02. Submit defamatory and/or damaging material involving Kiki and/or Dakota to the internet and proceed to distibute expeditiously
03. Wait 30-60 mins
04. Sit back and chuckle obnoxiously as the DMCA violations and threats to sue begin rolling in!
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GEH. step off pedophile lesbian.
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—Dakota Ostrenga, in response to a girl calling her beautiful
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lmao! sounds like you're spewing nonsense just for the hell of it! This is the first time I've talked about using brands ever. relax yourself. I've used all of those products for at least one year. don't tell me I've done shit I never did.
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—Kotakoti becoming aggressive and backtracking on her supposed vegetarianism when question about her using animal tested makeup products.
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Get the fuck out, I don’t like lesbians
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—Kotakoti on receiving a compliment
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I don’t want people to start hitting on me because they think I’m a lesbian cause of you. I will vomit! I will vomit all over the place.
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—Kotakoti on receiving even more compliments
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You’re either gay or a baby. I’m guessing you’re a baby
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I’m sorry I called your son a fag, basically. You’re not a fag you’re just a baby
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Trouble at the Ostrenga Household
In late 2010, Kirsten and Dakota proved their fuckery of a life and their parents' terrible parenting by having a domestic dispute that was only resolved when the police were eventually called to the household.
In early 2011, the Ostrengas were pressing for any hope of their daughters being recognized in an attempt to get paid for being deadbeats so they reached out to Rolling Stone Magazine and in return, Kiki was whiteknighted by having text written among underage half naked photoshopped photos of her corpse. The article painted Kiki in a bias light and many comments blamed failed parenting, outed Kiki's true side that wasn't mentioned, and called-out the "journalist's" biased whiteknightmenship. Kirsten tried to get her make-believe army to fight her lies for her, but nobody who followed her bothered doing so. Clearly, this pissed off Cathy Ostrenga who had RS remove comments before taking the option away entirely after realising that the comments were full of the ugly truth. Cathy Ostrenga eventually created an account to post in a livejournal snark community, that is notorious for calling Kirsten out on her bullshit, with optimism that the community would help in her obsession with building a case against Chris Stone - she was mocked. RS mentioned Kiki's desperation for online fame even after her path drove her shitty parents into bankruptcy and foreclosure, having quoted her, "If you take me off the Internet, the bullies will win." RS was quick to claim one of Kiki's former boyfriends (now dead) as a rapist, regardless of the fact that Cathy Ostrenga had already been caught lying in official documents. Reminisce of the evidence used on the article's comments still exist, though Cathy has gone through the depths of the internet to get her daughter's own wrong-doings baleeted claiming copyright infringement on behalf of some dead-end, laughable 'company'.
Financial Crisis: The Ostrengas Are Broke
Cathy Ostrenga's obsession is too focused on deleting her daughters' online asshatness that Cathy and Scott Ostrenga didn't realise their financial court records are published online for the world to see. 2010 marked the year that the internet laughed when the Ostrengas sacrificed their non-existent dignity to a delusional internet dream for their daughters by filing bankruptcy and having their home foreclosed after paying a pathetic $11,500 on their house. They further proved they had no concept of money and real life by becoming too retarded to mow their lawn, which landed them more hefty fines. Though 2010 was a golden year for the Ostrengas' finances, they'd actually began their financial retardation in 2006 after they forgot how to pay for a $1,000 hospital bill that Kiki racked up from poor nutrition and starving her body at her mother's demand.
The Ostrenga family is currently mooching off one of their relatives, while Kirsten Ostrenga and Dakota Ostrenga continue spending their father's negative amount of money to purchase designer clothes and instruments only so Kiki and Dakota can update their Twitter's about it.
Recently Dakota has decided that, having failed at most everything she's been tasked with in life, that she'll instead turn to the exciting world of art! You know, that thing people do when they're no good at anything else.
The deep, informative work you see to the left can be yours for the meagre price of only $540.00, and don't let the fact that you'll be Dakota's first customer of the last 4 years since she created those monstrosities put you off.
It is suspected that Dakota actually uses her own Photoshopped visage as a template for her art. It should also be noted that Dakota doesn't actually create most of the artwork on display, instead choosing to plagiarize stock images and editing them with filters and wizard skills.
In a bizarre recent turn of events, Dakota having recently realized that she is shit and useless at everything she does, has decided to take up yet another hobby for her to be completely shit and useless at by engaging in the magical world of makeup artistry! Now you too can learn how to deceive people into genuinely believing you're an attractive person! Advisory warning for users, always make you sure you're facing said people dead-on, do not turn your head to the side as this will reveal the illusion and people will know that you're not really an attractive person.
Okay, cut her some slack. So she's never had any formal training, and it's not like she's even been applying it that long, or like she has any notable techniques or even in possession of any renowned makeup must-haves.. but that doesn't mean she can't be good at what she enjoys, right? WRONG.
It seems that Dakota's knowledge of makeup only stretches as far as to what she's seen when Googling for Ulzzang makeup tutorials. Her makeup tutorial are that bad that she's already deleted 2 of 4 of the videos she's uploaded in an attempt to hide her failure.
Two examples of Dakota's innovative and completely unique makeup styles
Deleted Videos
Below are links to the videos that Kirsten and Dakota have tried to remove from existence for years, as it accurately demonstrates their "real nature". These videos are usually extremely difficult to find on account of Cathy Ostrenga rolling her fat head across the keyboard all day, sending out hundreds of bogus DMCA copyright violations and threats to any website that dare host the footage of her precious troglodytes behaving as they really are.
Dakota had been becoming rapidly known throughout Tumblr, although not entirely for the reasons she'd prefer. Users of the social networking site were quickly discovering that upon submitting or reblogging any images/videos of Kiki or Dakota that portrayed them in a negative light that they would slapped with a notice. The notice was always the same, detailing how the content originally submitted by them was the intellectual property of Kiki Kannibal Korporation, that the content has been removed and to resubmit the content would come under Copyright violation.
Most users abided by the notice and lay down, allowing the Ostrenga family to continue their reign of control over Tumblr and exactly what pictures of the siblings were allowed to be posted. It was one morning that the owner of Hormonalromance, awoke that day to discover she'd been handed the same notice from Tumblr in warning for her having had uploading images of Dakota that portrayed her badly. Again, the notice detailed how said images had been copyrighted by the supposed Kiki Kannibal Korporation and had been removed on account of copyright violation.
The owner of the blog quickly filed a counter claim against the notice and decided to do a little digging in the meantime, eventually uncovering this delicious nugget of information. According to the Florida Department of Business & Professional Regulation, there are NO records of Cathy Ostrenga having filed for her ever having owned and run any business or company by the name of Kiki Kannibal Korporation, which means it is actually an ILLEGALLY RUN BUSINESS. Now I'm no business graduate, but I imagine that this also means that Kirsten never once paid tax on any of the profit she received for the sale of her merchandise via her official website.
The discovery of this information was quickly followed by a reply from Tumblr support in response to a post reblogged by the anti-kotakoti tumblr PrettyUglyLittleLiar.
This marks the beginning for loosening the grip the Ostrenga's currently still hold on various other social networking sites. It is recommended in the event that you have such content removed from Youtube or other websites on account of alleged DMCA copyright violation that you forward the relevant information to them so they can become aware of the situation in it's entirety.
