Shake Weight

HEY YOU!!!

YES, YOU!

ARE YOU TIRED OF BEING FAT AND OUT OF SHAPE? ARE YOU FED UP WITH YOUR FRAIL, WIMPY PHYSIQUE? OF COURSE YOU ARE, YOU FUCKING LOSER! THAT'S WHY YOU NEED:

That's right! The Shake Weight: For Men! The revolutionary new exercise aid that is sure to turn heads! View the video below to learn more!

	“	Like 30-45 seconds, and I was already covered in sweat.	„

	“	I haven't had a pump like this for a long time.	„

OH YEAH...OH GOD, YES. JUST LOOK AT THE WAY HE HANDLES THAT SHAKE WEIGHT.

Man, did you see how they handled that Shake Weight?! Their toned, glistening bodies confidently holding it up as it pulsated rhythmically in their hands...damn, that is one fine infomercial.

And that could be you! Just spend a few daily sessions firmly gripping your Shake Weight and you'll be sore, tired, covered in sweat, and completely satisfied in no time. This one-of-a-kind exercise tool comes with a money back guarantee and is endorsed by some of the world's most renowned bodybuilders, fitness experts, and adult entertainment stars. The Shake Weight's patented "Dynamic Inertia" technology ensures that you will be treated to fast and firm, yet smooth and tender vibrations, which will strenuously work your tense, sweaty body for as long as you can take. Once people see the results of your Shake Weight training, they'll never call you a fag again!

But that's not all!

For all the ladies of the internet, we also have the original Shake Weight: For Women! Our most popular product, the Shake Weight: For Women is scientifically designed to work a woman's body, giving you all the strength and support you need.

	“	My girlfriend never used to exercise, so I bought her one as a gift. Now she spends HOURS per day training with her Shake Weight!	„

See Also

• Masturbation
• Dildo

External Links

• Shakeweight.com
• Remix