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Kligzward

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Kligzward's favorite card
A game he plays before choosing his prey. Classy no?
Kligzfuck displaying his smart-ass prowess.

Art

This is supposed to be a chipmunk mind you.
Its so hard to spot the difference! And yes, that is Star Wars on the left...
This will never happen to him. Ever.
Dat ass.

Kligzward is a skilled MS Paint artist and creator of Yu-Gi-Oh trading cards. He's also a decent person, reminding fellow artist on deviantArt they shouldn't be swearing or complaining so much. Unfortunately some people take issue with him being a gentleman, his desire to draw fat people and quasis.

These are the types of quasis that he normally brings to life:

  • His fursona.
  • Women who are fluffy. 50% of them are shaped like laserdiscs.
  • Dragon Ball Z characters.
  • Star Wars OCs.
  • Combinations of Star Wars and Dragon Ball Z.

Some people have noticed that his artwork often includes ass shots of either his fursona or women, especially the fat ones. Not everyone is convinced that Kligzward is a top notch artist and more people are skeptical of his claims that Pixar would hire him.

Behavior

Note the fear in her eyes.

Kligzward is downright shameless when it comes to this. He has a very small understanding on what the term "respect" actually means, where in his eyes, as long as you speak to someone in a polite tone, all else is free play, regardless of the topic or request. This will commonly prompt him to trying desperately to force his standards and beliefs on anyone who has the unfortunate luck of running into him, ranging from bitching at people because they curse. To the point he threatened to report a random user that had no idea who he was, to try to get her banned from the site, the resulting lulz from the DA admins were clearly heard.

Besides his "No cursing quest" he simply cant understand when people are generally upset with him, which leads him to play the victim card any time the obvious consequences of his actions show themselves, bitching on his journal, threatening to BAWWWWWWWlete his account and leave forever. When in reality no one gives two shits what happens to this waste of space.

Other than his standards, he also tries his best to push his fat fetish onto ANYONE he meets. Be warned, if you have tits. He will draw you fat as fuck and grope you. Because to Kligzfuck, if you have tits. Hes in love with you.

He also shamelessly begs people to praise his shitty work, both online and in real life.[1] Because EVERYONE knows hes a great person! despite contradicting himself saying he knows his videos and "art" is shit, yet still wants people to praise. Retarded? Most likely

Personal Life

Aside from creating Quasis, Kligzfuck has other personal hobbies, such as showing you what Lola Bunny looks like if she gorged down on too much of your wedding cake, hitting on 12 year olds, and best of all, begging you to praise George Lucas like the awesome God being he is! Don't say anything bad about George or omggg kawaii desu!!!!!111111##

He also shamelessly begs people to praise his shitty work, both online and in real life.[2] Because EVERYONE knows he's a great person!

He also does the unthinkable, and combines Star Wars, with Dragonball Z, and not in a good way mind you. Be warned, going to his account and looking at these images may give you autism.

He also wants to be a film director and wants to create a Quasi-film called "No more Horror". I'm not fucking kidding, see for yourself. [3]

He also has a fetish for using apostrophe's i'n th'e wron'g word's and wrong place's.

See also

External links

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