M. Night Shyamalan

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M. Night Shyamalan is AWFUL! If you enjoyed any of his films...you know what to do...

He'll fuck your cinema up.

M. Night Shyamalamadingdongpingpongbadangadang (Manoj Shyamalan to his mami-ji) is an Indian "director", "screenwriter" and "producer" who is famous for his absolutely FUCKING GOD AWFUL SHITTY FILMS. He is well-known for his many bad movie awards from various people with taste.

His Awards

2006: For "The Lady in the Water":

Worst Director-Golden Raspberry Award

Worst Supporting Actor-Golden Raspberry Award

Least Scary Horror Movie-Stinkers Bad Movie Award

Worst Picture-Stinkers Bad Movie Award

Worst Screenplay-Stinkers Bad Movie Award

2009: For "The Happening":

Worst Film-Fangoria Chainsaw Award

2010: For "The Last Airbender"

Worst Director-Golden Raspberry Award

Worst Picture-Golden Raspberry Award

Worst Screenplay-Golden Raspberry Award

Worst Eye-Gouging Mis-Use of 3D-Golden Raspberry Award

WOWZERS! He's gotta be proud of all those prestigious awards! He should definitely take a good long look at his life and maybe lose his iPod.

His Shitty Movies

	“	It was a really bad movie... Fuck it. It is what it is. Fucking trees, man. The plants. Fuck it. You can’t blame me for not wanting to try to play a science teacher. At least I wasn’t playing a cop or a crook.	„
	—Mark Wahlberg regretting working with Shamalamadimgdong.

If there is one thing this brown motherfucker is renowned for, it has to be how shit his films are. He is, for all intents and purposes, the Tara Gilesbie of cinema. From The Happening to The Last Airbender, Shyamalan has certainly managed to hire Good acting talent.