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Hipocrite

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Hipocrite (right) with Pat Buchanan. They care deeply for all men, except blacks, gays, and the Jews.
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Hipocrite is a hypocrite and an all-around cumbucket. He has no grasp of civil behavior. When the ED article was up for deletion during EDGate2006, he tried to recall a kindly admin that voted to "keep" ED. Hypocrite hangs to the coattails of his admin account MONGO like shit to a bear’s arse. He is a bureaucratic fuck of Biblical proportion, and a wannabe Wiki admin. He also appears to be a good wannabe journalist named Bob Djurdjevic. Hipocrite is an old fart who has been around since the days of Usenet.

Unretired, tell Jeff Merkey!

Hipocrite is back as User:PouponOnToast on TOW! Tell Jeff Merkey, he probably wants Hipo's new IPs for some legal threats. (lol, b&d as a sockpuppet of "DepartedUser")

Whups now he's back as Hipocrite....

His name defines him

Hipocrite enjoys wearing mu mu's when out on the town.

But of course he cares about policy, so much that he nuked a full length article into a THREE SENTENCE STUB. He has been requested to trim up the article on uncyclopedia, which borderlines on fellatio. He routinely violates WP:DICK, WP:ASSHOLE, and WP:DOUCHE and yet hides behind Wikipedia policy to justify his shameless trolling, whilst all the while baiting other legitimate editors into flame wars [1] [2].

Bob talks and writes real funny. He claims he's "dyslexic", which is a lie. He's originally from Serbia, so English is a second language for him. Have pity on the blobman.

More Hypocrisy

Criticized for vandalizing other people's work

Hipocrite also edits with an attitude that he is God, and it was once attempted to hold him accountable by people not afraid of his inevitable hurling of his own feces. As always, when cornered with proof of his bullshit, he shoved his flaccid penis in his right hand and begin rocking back and forth, chanting "Troll sockpuppet, troll meatpuppet, puppet puppet troll," while licking out the anus of a $5 hooker he picked up.

Unfortunately, MONGO rigged the Request for Comment and MONGO banned anyone who said anything negative about his asspuppet, Hipocrite, forever. [3] Then MONGO hides the negative comments. [4] When someone reverts MONGO's coverup, MONGO bans them, too. [5] Then MONGO hides it again. [6]

Everyone thought he quit, then in December 2014 he came back and started fighting over the Gamergate article. Love ya Bob!

What Hipocrite's fans are saying!

  • "Hipocrite is the kind of character for whom theory proves or disproves facts, not the other way around. If a theory, as he understands it, says facts cannot happen, then they never occurred. You are wrong. Simple as that. If academic theory says something, facts and evidence are irrelevant. People who argue on facts are "idiots". And if you call things "spillovers" or "economic side-effects" instead of "externalities", you're an idiot too." - Sylvain Galineau [7]

Conservative Fuck, and also Bipolar Fuck

CHB exclusively knows the "truth"
  • "I believe that "the paleoliberals" whoever they may be, are redeemable. If I list them, however, that would make them very angry and I would probably not be able to reach those individuals." - Hipocrite [8]
  • Worked endlessly to nuke Encyclopedia Dramatica from Wikipedia, but says: You misunderstand the policy. I am not violating POINT by opposing what I think is indecent in a group that's there to oppose indeceny. You think naked people are indecent, I think censorship is. There is no "pun" and there is no "parody." Also, WP:NPA, especially in my userspace. Thanks. Hipocrite 20:21, 18 August 2005 (UTC)". So, only likes to censor people that piss off his friends.
  • "This is how I feel that I contribute best to this encyclopedia - by going to places where high-POV people are fighting, and trying to calm things down." Hipocrite 15:08, 22 August 2005 (UTC), lulz, also quite clueless.

Dead and Done

Having run out of excuses for him incessant flaming, Hipocrite has decided to commit Wikisuicide[9] and start anew. This makes Hipocrite the second[10] veteran casualty in the Great MONGO Wars. So much for "thousands of good faith edits", eh bitch?

Undead Hipocrite returns

Apparently, the fucker refuses to stay dead, and has returned to "rv vandalise" a variety of shit articles on Wikipedia on August 11th, 2006. When contacted for comment, he said to try again later as he was busy molesting small animals and children.

And in 2012 he disappeared again. Then he returned. In, out, in, out, splurt.

TruthInMedia

He apparently sometimes goes by this alias as well, if you'd like to say hi! He has a website, too.

  • "Hipocrite/TruthInMedia, Could you please decide on one alias to use on this blog? If you want to stay with Hipocrite, than I will edit your previous posts to that alias."[11]

For the Fucking Lulz: I am ALTZAR, the Rainbow Giver from the Dogon star. I am a child of the Universe, I am a ray of the original Sun. I am a link between Heaven and Earth. I am Wholeness, I am Love... and I love You.

PouponOnToast

Hipocrite's current sock, PouponOnToast, has taken it upon himself to be a one-man army in defense of Gary Weiss long after all of WordBomb's allegations of Gary socking were proven true. Whether PouponOnToast is trolling to make Gary look even worse or simply trolling for trolling's sake is unclear.

After the sockpuppets were tagged, he went back to his original name.

Hipocrite's Reaction to This Article

   
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You created the ED attack page about me on the 22 of July, root. I will procede to create ED attack pages on all the keep voters shortly, thus disqualifing them from commenting. Hipocrite - «Talk» 12:36, 24 July 2006 (UTC)
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Hipocrite's talkpage pwned

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IRL

Don't invite Hipocrite to your party, he'll stick his dick in the mashed potatoes. He did it to me.

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