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Pussy Riot
Pussy Riot (more like Pussy Rot, amirite?) is a Russian dyke band with 15 members and serves as evidence of the fact that if you try to fuck with Bad Vlad, you're gonna have a bad time. This was a no-name, shitty band that no one cared about until some of the members attempted to IRL troll Putin by throwing a surprise performance in a Cathedral. To absolutely no one's surprise, they were then v& by Bad Vlad. Putin once again demonstrated his boundless wisdom by protecting Mother Russia from shitty music, but for some reason, said vanning garnered a great deal of attention in the librul Western media and unleashed a massive shitstorm. Yeah, they're behind bars, probably getting sodomized with objects of various sizes. You may commence to fapping now. Sadly this is no longer the case, as Bad Vlad released Pussy Riot in exchange for some sexual favors.
The consequences AKA the dark side strikes back
Lord Putin's reaction in an interview:
—"Yeah, we're pretty bad, but don't get me started with the towelheads and heebs" | ||
—...let's say, free state sponsored vacation in some distant corner of Siberia? | ||
Despite the protest of feminists bitches, jew libruls and other retards, music critics rated their song on a scale from 1 to 7 years to 2 years in prison... but, unfortunately, not an additional 15 years in a forced labor camp. "Sadly" their song didn't make it to Itunes, Beatport, Soundcloud or any other music selling shitsite. At least they didn't find themselves among the 47 comrade journalists that have most regrettably choked on their tea spoons, coincidentally after talking shit about Putin.
The dark lord has spoken
The world's reaction AKA Feminist Shitstorm
As mentioned before, this action released a massive amount of feminist butthurt all around the West. These whores have been coddled all of their lives and are accustomed to "winning" every argument against other pussywhipped liberals by claiming that they had already been raped a thousand times by the age of six. In stark contrast, acting like a retard in Russia entails genuine consequences. A shitstorm of legendary proportions was ready to be unleashed.
(Ironically, the cross was a memorial to the victims of Russian oppression)
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Sochi Olympics
During the 2014 Winter Olympics members of Pussy Riot exposed themselves in spite of they were told not to perform there. As the result they got the living piss whipped out of them by some cossack guys. The cossacks' sudden art performance had successfully completed pussies' play. Later passerbys offered them chicken and informed Pussy Riot chickens are for eating, of which Pussy Riot had previously been unaware.
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2018 World Cup Finals
Like most female bands, Pussy Rot is unable to gain attention through their talent so they have to resort to stupid publicity stunts to get pre-teens to buy their albums or download their music because disrupting the Retard Olympics is so uber cool as the above example shows.
Pussy Rot's most recent disruption was a protest against Bad Vlad where they were able to convince four fans to dress in suits and disrupt the second half of the World Cup Finsl between France and Croatia by running onto the field.
See also
External Links
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Pussy Riot is part of a series on Visit the Music Portal for complete coverage. |
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Pussy Riot is part of a series on Visit the Whores Portal for complete coverage. |
| Featured article August 19 & 20, 2012 | ||
| Preceded by WikiLeaks |
Pussy Riot | Succeeded by The Comprehensive Guide To Life |