Jay Herrod

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Jay Herrod, or "Old Man" or "Your Dad" is a pedophilic redneck living somewhere where racists burn crosses and confederate flags still hang. He is a laughing stock on YouTube with username Jay Herrod. He is a hairy pedo animal that slobbers over his niece Selena Gomez. His inability to keep his pants on his waist burns the eyes of innocent victims to his YouTube Channel. Unfortunately, due to the fact that he is more than 200 years old, he is not capable of understanding what internet trolls are. They feed on the anger that he releases when people call him an ancient turd waiting to be flushed, or the fact that he is a disgusting pedomonster who shoves his dick to the camera for his young "fans" at any given moment.

Jay Herrod in his natural state.
Turkey wings.

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Jay Herrod is most known for confessing hisChris Hanson-concerning love for Latino Singer Selena Gomez. He posted a video declaring his fetish for her, saying that "she is 18 years old". He also creepily enough knows her birthdate as well.

SELENA GOMEZ TOTAL CONTROL OF ME, YES


Jay Herrod has been featured on Tawsh.zero (as he calls it) and has been truthfully called a pedophile. Being the angry birdface he is, he yells at his shitty 2001 vhs camera that he does not like being called a pedophile, and will "sue."

I AM A FLAT-OUT PEDOPHILE


Jay Herrod has a disgusting obsession to ripping off his pants and dancing to birthday songs to the camera for his preteen girl fans and southern homos to somehow enjoy, unless they are laughing about how much of a cringe he is. His dances range from flopping his fat spoiled pancakes around to flying the 1940s helicopter deep in his crab infested piece of cloth he calls a skirt. Jay Herrod enjoys being a chicken leg tranny, by wearing skirts in his free time to try and "educate" people of the Constitution, at random shitholes like the local run-down Gas Station and Grocery Store. By wearing female clothing, Jay Herrod believes that he is spreading the word of equality and accepting others, when in reality, he looks like a total freak when he's purchasing lube at Walmart.