User:Einsidler

This user has been on ED for 18 years, 7 months and 24 days.

I've been on ED longer than I'd been alive when I joined ED.

Bank's closed

WARNING This user is a thieving Jew. Feel free to throw pennies at them and revert anything they lay their filthy merchant hands on.

"Any cafe is a cat cafe if you BYO"
Powerword	Mensly
Race	Australian Jew
Gender	Nonbinary
An hero?	I literally have two semicolons tattooed for each day of the week
Website	http://mens.ly

You would not believe the shit I've been through since the ol' days.

If you need someone talked into killing themselves, I did that to me mum.

If you need someone with a degree in astrophysics, got one of those.

If you need someone earning shitloads of money doing a job they love, DON'T TELL THEM I'M BACK!

Employers don't like people being "amateur comedians playing a persona", it can look bad and holy shit did "Einsidler" say some doozies back in the day.

If you want to buy a book I wrote from before my ED days in the mid naughties, here's a link.

Beards

Before I switched to cleanshaven, I used to do some fun stuff with my beard. This is still the best, a valid Australian passport:

Balrog

My cats are more notable than me on the internet these days, Balrog has a few thousand followers. No "Grumpy Cat" but enough to get some discounts. I also recently got a second boy, who I have hired a voice actor for.

Erotica

TODO

I'm keeping a personal TODO list of things I want to write. I also keep an eye on the general list. Contact me via my talk page to request me to try to focus on something.

References

• Time on ED
• Popularity of cat