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For years, the army of trannies wanted to defeat what they perceive as the evil force of the world killing millions of trans people, J.K. Rowling for a tweet about how trans woman shouldn't be showing their dicks to children in the bathroom. An upperoar caused as the once loyal ally of the political activists was now seen as an enemy by her own supporters now considering her to be "transphobic".

Boycotts ensured, trannies and political activists told people to not support various pieces of Harry Potter media to save the trannies from genocide. Nobody cared about the boycotts or even knew about what they were even boycott in the first place, leaving to them to fail to the dismay of trannies everywhere.

However then they came up with a master plan to finally defeat J.K. Rowling once and for all. Hogwarts Legacy was a game generating a lot of hype; so they saw this as the perfect opportunity to destroy J.K. Rowling. Retards, in disguise as gaming journalists said the outlet wouldn't cover the game due to Rowlings rambles. When in reality, they will find someone else who isn't a hack to review the game. ResetERA tried to censor all discussion of game as they were scared that people would do the unforgivable act of giving J.K. Rowling a tiny bit of jew-gold.

But in January 2023; as the game approaches, the mob rose up in big flames in their last shot to kill J.K. Rowling. Their plan was to force people into not buying Hogwarts Legacy to end all trans genocide. Anyone that rebels is now considered a bigot and their is not a real human being. What they couldn't see coming was an increase in publicity about the game from their own seething leading to more preorders. When the game came out journalists didn't actually review the game and instead seethed over J.K. Rowling and made up a bunch of bullshit to make the game look like garbage, when they obviously didn't even play it and only hacked into the system only to preach about trannies dying. Some brought back the Harry Potter is nazi propaganda nonsense back, to make Harry Potter look evil and terrorizing. As games sales skyrocketed from their own publicity that they feeded into the game, they created a website for the sole purpose of harassing streamers for simply playing the game as a last resort until they pussied out and shut the website down. Now they are desperate for the last tiny bit of chance of the boycott switching in their favor.

The boycott failed and only generated more interest in game as they missed one problem with their plan, and that was the more they seethe about a game the more people are aware about it's existence. As they lacked they braincells to come to that conclusion, it resulted a massive loose. The mob only served J.K. Rowling what she wanted, more money.

Origin

What J.K. Rowling looks like to activists

J.K. Rowling was once seen an ally to the activists everywhere. Being a complete femminazi, calling out the extremist that she didn't even bother to research, changing the sexuality of her characters only to appeal to the Harry Potter fags want to see Wizards sucking each others dicks.

Then one day she tweeted about supporting a expert's opinion that offended trannies. It turns out J.K. Rowling wasn't this progressive savior, and was nothing more than another old boomer to these people. The former allies for the first time ever were no longer sucking the pee from JK Rowling vagina, and now attacked her. People called her a transphobe (despite knowing nothing about what she said) for attention. Many journalists out of spite of J.K. Rowling created no research articles.

Later, J.K. Rowling made tweets fearing that trannies would rape her in the bathroom and wanted her own separate safe space. Trannies and activists that barely even looked at the tweets if they even looked at them at all, got even raged at J.K. Rowling. Sparking even more butthurt and shitty articles from journalists. J.K. Rowling was now the worst person in the entire fucking universe and must be killed immediately. Now they wanted to destroy J.K. Rowling entire career.

Other Boycotts

Before the massive shitstorm broke that was the Hogwarts Legacy boycott. The trannies tried to defeat JK Rowling by boycott all other pieces of Harry Potter media.

  • Telling people to not buy the Harry Potter books. The Harry Potter books are still massive sellers on charts, and sales didn't slow down from the boycotters as most people didn't even knew that it existed.
  • Forcing people to not watch Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore. Warner Bros. tried desperately to make people not know that the movie even existed as they knew it should be seen by as little people as possible, and the first two movies were complete shit and killed interest in the whole entire franchise. It bombed as no one knew or wanted to watch the movie, meaning the mob lost once again.

Buying the game leads to trans genocide

The boycott was nothing than an excuse for trannies to destroy J.K. Rowling for her views that make trannies butthurt. To make it seem like it was anything more than that, they made up some bullshit that any money J.K. Rowling makes goes to the murdering of trans people. This comes from a tweet by a tranny pretending that J.K Rowling entire audience was closeted trannies while J.K. Rowling roasts the tranny and mentions the royalty checks she makes from people whining about her.

The mob ran with this however as they don't the brain cells to do a tiny bit of research to look up what she actually said. Now they started preaching to people that If you buy the game you are contributing to trannies being killed.

The Hogwarts Legacy Boycott, step by step

The previous boycotts all failed hard, as nobody payed attention to them as they couldn't even whine hard enough. But they didn't give up; Hogwarts Legacy to them was going bring the reign of J.K. Rowling's bank account, scaring all trannies as the potential end of their lives. Now they had stand up and go on an ultimate quest on their biggest battle they had against J.K. Rowling yet.

Ensure a new storm of butthurt unfolds, now more whinny and egregious than ever before. They needed to get every person in the entire universe on their quest to destroy J.K. Rowling's livelihood. They now wouldn't shut the fuck up about the game just so they can get people to join their petty nonsense.

First, Say your outlet won't review the game

To make their boycott seem legitimate or noteworthy in the eyes of the mainstream public; they thought they could say that the outlet that they leach of won't review the game. Instead of doing their job they instead cry about J.K. Rowlings comments about trans people and how promoting them game will lead to trans genocide. They didn't boycott Ubisoft or Activison Blizzard for being a rapist paradise, as don't actually care about human rights unless it affects them or they can virtue signal for attention.

They didn't realize however, that they don't control the outlet they use to make their whine get seen by the masses. The higher ups don't see them as anything important to the outlet, but instead worthless hacks that contribute nothing accept give them more money (being the only reason why they aren't fired). They will still get someone else to review the game that's actually at the company to do his job, they wouldn't be the ones reviewing game anyones as their nothing more than leachers of the outlet.

None of this worked, the outlets reviewed the game and gave the job to a person who actually gives a fuck about doing his job. They care about money and not about a crybaby sad about J.K. Rowling everyday. Their butthurt just gave more attention to a review of game as they got more people aware of the game.


Step 2, Preach others to not play the game

They needed to get the average person to not buy the game to put J.K. Rowling in dept. They needed more people to join their boycott to stop sales of the game. They then preached on social media about how you shouldn't buy the game as it gives J.K. Rowling more power, thinking anybody would care about a whining nobody forcing them to not buy the game. Hacks pretending to be journalists used their outlet to talk about how playing the game will help J.K. Rowling grow larger. Nobody takes journalism seriously so nothing they say has any value in the slighest.

This only made people want to play the game as they didn't care about some assholes bitching about J.K. Rowling; expecting people to take them seriously. Some people only bought the game so they can piss off these people so they can cry about nobody listening to their bullshit.

Step 3, Call gamers transphobes

If not all works, they boycotters resort to calling anybody that buys the game meaningless insults such as transphobe, bigot, incel, ignorant, and cunt. Their logic could literally be applied to them as they go and throw petty name calls at gamers on their phones made of child labor. They now look even more like fools and any chance of them being taking seriously is completely destroyed.

Reviews are In

While the trannies believing they control everything said that their outlet won't review the game; the developers just simply gave the review codes to somebody that actually reviews video games. The developers wanted more publicity for the game that they were already getting loads from the activists themselves. Kotaku wasn't giving any review codes as the developers knew they wouldn't review the game and instead be butthurt at J.K. Rowling, not releasing the amount of publicity their crying would give to the game.

However, some of these hacks slipped through the cracks and given review codes. After saying they wouldn't review the game, they didn't play the game and created articles that instead of reviewing the game, they preached about J.K. Rowling being a TERF and how buying the game leads to trans genocide. Some of these people tried make the game look like shit by spewing a bunch of obviously made up nonsense without even playing the game. These articles only skyrocketed sales, and led to people buying the game just to piss them off.

All the other hacks were salty over not being to get a review code so nobody would actually review the game and also the game getting good review scores. They started making attack articles on positive reviews of the game without any valid arguments.

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ResetEra wipe

Hogwarts Legacy is advertised on ResetEra, to add a little butthurt to the admins who believe they can control everything

ResetEra is NeoGAF for the politically correct faggots, trannies, and feminists wanting to complain about anything that offends them. The website was founded by former NeoGAF employees that didn't want to give a rapist money, and users switched not wanting to support him. So it is no surprise a website built by woke lunatics was going to loose their shit over the fact of somebody even saying "Hogwarts Legacy".

After loads of butthurt over Hogwarts Legacy being brought up by the few non snowflakes on the website; the moderators scared of any promotion of the game of dare chase of it giving J.K. Rowling the slightest bit of cash, banned any discussion of the game. The people on the website want to destroy the entire idea of free speech, due to their own butthurt from the fact that not everything alignes with their own political views. This decision was celebrated across the entire website that that wants to collectively murder J.K. Rowling. The game would of barely got any discussion anyway outside whinning over J.K. Rowling's comments as nobody even discusses games on the forum and only tries to cancel, harass and dox people.

Sirona Ryan

Journalists trying to find anything to make the character look "insulting"

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In attempt to pander to the trannies to be seen as allies, the developers added a trans character named Sirona Ryan so they would finally calm the fuck down. While trannies obviously have too much of vendetta against J.K. Rowiling to give a shit, it was a nice move to give more publicity to the game.

The trannies only saw this insincere and was only added for them to be fueling trans genocide. Articles tried to prove the character is not a tranny by making a massive reach that she is named after mythological snake and eggs bullshit nobody has even heard of that is typically associated with masculinity, meaning that their actually a man, despite simultaneously claiming anybody can be trans and can identify with a masculine and feminine name. Some people tried to argue that her Sr name being masculine means their not a tranny, what happened to people can be any sexual orientation they believe in regardless of genders, folks?

Some trannies even called them "transphobic" for being a in a game associated with J.K Rowling. People even made up lies about developers admitting that they only added the character into the game so they would buy the game for the mass murder of trannies. The boycotters tried to make it seem to character was universally hated by anyone that wasn't a butthurt tranny.

Goblins are Antisemitic

After the whole the Goblins in Harry Potter are antisemitic nonsense seemed to have died, a bunch of journalists desperate to shit on the game created dogshit articles claiming that the Goblin Rebellion era that the game takes place in, contains antisemitic tropes because they rebel against the wizards oppressing them. Now the activists claim to not only be standing up for trannies but also jewish people that are hurt by the game.

Journalists tried to twist what what jewish comedian Jon Stewart said to make it seem like he is saying that the Goblins are antisemitic, but Jon Stewart called them out on their absurdity.

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have they streamed that wizard game?

When people that preordered the deluxe version got the game early, the game had the most amount of viewers for a single player game in Twitch history, which made the trannies seethe hard. Now the trannies went on a massive sperg outs on anybody that streamed game. A website was created called "have they streamed that wizard game" as way for butthurt trannies to witchhunt anybody that plays the game and harass and dox them. The person that created the website what apart of fucking Yogscast of all things. The person who made this website was too pussy to even mention the name of the game as they were to scared to say the forbidden words related to evil J.K Rowling.

Girlfriend Reviews is a channel were man sucks at games, while a girl watches his shitty gameplay and reviews the game without even playing it. They attempted to stream the game but the chat was quickly infested trannies having massive temper tantrums to point of the girl crying on streaming and quitting the game.

The Brigade on Vtubers

Many Vtubers we're harassed and doxxed for simply playing the game such as Silvervale to the point of crying; she then gave support for her friends who had to deal with this retarded bullshit as well. On Twitter, people said she deserved to be harassed and she is nothing more than a piece of shit. On another stream, she trolled all the butthurt lunatics that harassed her and said she didn't condemn J.K. Rowling's actions and just wanted play a fucking the game. Twitter got more butthurt and said perfectly nice things such as telling her to die.

A few trannies pretended nobody got harassed and that people were actually harassing trannies to make themselves seem like the good guys

Pikamee

A azn Vtuber by the name of Pikamee posted on Twatter a stream of her playing Hogwarts Legacy. The Twitter mobs found out and lost their shit and started bulling her online for attention. Her chats were quickly invaded with these lunatics claiming to be trans allies that gave her death threats despite not even playing the game. On Twatter people encouraged rampant retardation and told her to die and kill herself. 4chan users were able to find all the personal information of people harassing Pikamee.

She then cancelled multiple streams while psycho so called allies harassed her even more. Some people had such and obsession with her, they even stalked her Twatter account for any little thing she does. People tried to call her transphobe for deleting tweets of links of her streaming game; promoting the game means your a transphobe and deleting promotion of the game means your a transphobe too!

She then "graduated" obviously because of the insane obsessive freaks that lost their shit over a little anime girl playing a video game. Twatter celebrated this as a victory, once again not realizing all the publicity they gave to the game.

Bitching on Babbish

A cooking show called Binging with Babbish was sponsored by Hogwarts Legacy. Babbish has an actual life and dosen't have enough time for some nobodies whining about J.K. Rowling or some petty boycott on a video game. People started calling him a bigot because of the controversy he probably doesn't even know exists.


Antifa gets involved

If things couldn't get any more absurd, fucking Antifa is now involved in the boycott. At pub instead of putting on sports, movies, or tv shows they put on a fucking stream of someone playing Hogwarts Legacy, while everybody else was probably blessed to not know about this cancer, one person in the audience was fucking seething and was apart of Anifa; they raged on Twatter about the pub showing a "transphobic, antisemitic, racist video game".

The pub issued an apology for showing the game to appease the Antifa freak.

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