Cuddlepaws

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Note the nose's similarity to an uncut dick.

Cuddle paws, also known as Megan Schum, is a 24 year old female weeaboo/wolfaboo brony furry from California. She is known for being sexist, transphobic, tracing art, scamming, and for being retarded in general. She is also known for her constant whining and bitching about being too poor to afford anything and for harassing furries who go to cons or set up commissions in art groups.

You can find Megan Schum/Cuddle Paws at Califur every year, with a sign that says: "2popufur4u". If you are particularly unlucky (or you're just a sick fuck), you'll find her at Disneyland, drooling at Mickey Mouse or fapping to any of the plethora of characters Disney has shat out.

Her fursona

Cuddle paws is a typical generic boring neon green wolf/husky/fox hybrid who also happens to be part dick, considering that his muzzle looks like a uncircumcised penis. His age is the same as his creator: 24 and is obsessed with My little pony and kids.

Her art

Even though Megan Schum is known for her constant tracing, her art looks like that of a toddler. As stated before, all Megan does is complain about your art being shit and it being overpriced, while in reality, it's the other way around. But not only that, Megan even has no shame when it comes to selling traced art. She doesn't even hide the fact that she traces other people's hard work and tries to profit from it.

Her art prices ranges from 8 dollars to around 50 dollars, depending on what kind of art commission you want.

Her autism

She has attended the disabled students program at Cypress College. Many people who speak with her in person have trouble understanding what she's saying most of the time due to the fact that she mumbles constantly and never speaks up. Even other disabled students have pointed out her stupidity and autistic behavior. She also loves to brag about collecting Social Security checks as well, mainly because she's too useless to get an actual job and contribute to society. [1] Here is an example of her autistic behavior. Notice how you can't hear what she's telling you half of the time while she still keeps a whiny tone.

Drama : part 1

Megan Schum quickly became infamous due to the fact that she was constantly whining about people's art being overpriced and their art being shit. It did not take long before Megan got banned from ATLEAST 9 furry art groups and for throwing a tantrum when she got banned from a group. Megan quickly became a target/lolcow and furries started adding her to follow her lulzy drama; making her believe that furries actually liked her and that she was becoming popufur and it did not take long before she finally gave herself the label : MORE POPUFUR. THAN TELEPHONE.

Drama : part 2

Since she accepted every friend request she received on her Facebook, it was easy to dig out dirt about her and to follow her drama. Anthrocon was not far away and Megan started throwing tantrums about people who could afford to go to Anthrocon. She insulted and attacked furfags who were planning on going to Anthrocon, and would block you if you even so much as dared attacking her back. She would message furries saying that she can't afford it, insinuate that people get raped at Anthrocon, and that if she would only go if friends would pay for her hotel room. It did not take long before pages finally found out about Megan Schum and her dumb tantrums and her disgusting attitude.

Drama : part 3

Since cringe pages started posting about Megan Schum, people quickly started sharing stories with each other and posting screenshots about what she had said to them. It quickly came to light that Megan Schum was even worse than what everybody thought. Not only did she trace and scam people but she also demanded nudes from transgenders, using the guise of wanting "proof" of their mental disorder. She did not even bother asking for their age, she only cared about getting the nudes from (possibly underaged) transgenders. She also was a very ungrateful bitch when it came to art gifts of her fursona and would even BLOCK YOU after you finished her gift. It didn't even matter how good the art was, she always thought her art was better than yours and would at most reply with it's ok -.- before blocking you. This really pissed off furfags and the furfags started throwing tantrums : Megan Schum style. People finally started posting bewares about her and her actions. However, don't forget : no matter what you do, there will always be atleast one white knight who will defend you till death. White knights found out about the Megan Schum beware picture and started defending her and they even admitted that they don't even know what Megan did but that they will defend her no matter what. At the same time one certain dumb rainbow furfag thought it was a great idea to create a shitty ED about Megan Schum / cuddle paws without even knowing the full story.

Drama : part 4

Ever since the bewares Megan Schum become yet again MORE popufur and became officialy a LOLCOW, everything what she said was screenshotted and made fun of, or taking out of context. Since furries are naturally drawn to drama like how bees are drawn to honey it did not take long before Megan Schum finally broke down and apologized. She even deleted the Cuddle paws Facebook page and deleted a shit ton of furries off of her list. However, being the furry that she is she missed the attention that she was getting and it took a 5 whole minutes to go back to being a dumbass. And so we were back at square 1. Megan remained quiet for a while and thus an admin of a cringe page decided to dig out her Twitter account and found some surprising stuff about Megan : she is into bestiality, Disney characters and pony incest. You can find the screenshots HERE Her Twitter account is also her business account. Oh dear god why.