Gay.com

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A web site in which gays are known as shady players, size queens and queen sized whores. The site is well known for its quality chat rooms and its bright collective of users. They also have many articles within the site but who the fuck cares. Most guys frequenting the site smell like poo, guzzle down a half gallon of cum, piss in each others mouths and have orgies with their family members. The abundant bug catchers and givers lurking within these chat rooms make it a friendly place to catch AIDS and other wonderful STDs. Gay.com is also planning a charity to raise money for the world's biggest bath house, consisting of lemonparties, water sports with HIV patients, a pool of piss and cum and a well-trained dolphin with whom to have sexual experiments. The project will start sometime as of 2008 and may be located somewhere in NYC if all goes well.

The Experience

Most users undergo the typical reaction of cringing upon logging into the site's chat room, though it is nowhere near as bad as that of RealJock. At times they may want to commit murder. Users should be warned not to waste your time on here arguing with these pompous pigs. The gay.com folks only want to pursue their dreams of being a whore and convince you that you should be like them because they want to get a taste of your tube steak.

Some people reported they were attacked with HIV infested needles upon meeting a total complete stranger. Some have even been kidnapped and made into prostitutes, only to be later killed and used as human furniture. Some are even said to have met Osama Bin Laden for a quickie. One user claimed his room smelled like a urinal after his first log in.

Fun Things To Do On Gay.com

Be a hamburger daddy and pretend you're interested in someone, eventually letting them take you out to lunch, being a little flirtatious. These suckers will soon think you will suck them off and offer to pay dinner and at times you may get freebies. Then when they want to take you home to their place, just bail out and make some stupid excuse.

Another fun thing to do is to make up fake screen names and add photoshopped versions of other users pictures. Use your imagination and make a creative profile to defame these cum gargling whores. Now you're set to do a little gay whore bashing in the chat rooms. Another way to cause lulz is by pretending to be someone else and sending gay.com whores to their jobs. You can also find a victim and send him to your most hated enemy.