Size Queen

What to do to a size queen, shown in a FUCKING AWESOME way. (Note: This is not an actual Godhand move, though that game's main character's girlfriend is a size queen.)

Not big enough

A Size Queen is a girl, or alternatively a homosexual, who only wants BIG DICK. This is most often due to the fact that the vagina or asshole in question has been so stretched out after years of use that only a horse cock will do.

A Size Queen may also be a white girl who claims to only fuck niggers because they have big dicks. In reality, these girls can only get black men because they are fat and ugly, and the thought of fucking them makes real people want to vomit.

Much like the TARDIS, Size Queens are bigger on the inside ...

	“	Love is a smoke made with the fume of size. Being purged a fire sparkling in lovers eyes, being vexed a sea nourished with lovers tears, What is it else? A madness most discreet, A choking gall and a persevering sweet.	„
	—Keanu Reeves, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure

Well Known Size Queens

• Your Mom
• Your Girlfriend/Boyfriend (Imaginary, of course)
• You
• Larry Craig
• Anna Nicole Smith
• Lady GaGa

See also

• The Great Black Dick Hoax
• Shitting Dick Nipples

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