Anna Anthropy

Anyone up for a round of the crying game? Anna Anthropy is actually a tranny.      Enjoy your cock!   8====D (_(__)

Anna, looking sexy as fuck

Anna Anthropy is an indie game developer, a fat ugly tranny, and lesbian with a fancy self chosen name which otherwise would justify a lawsuit against your parents. He/she/it failed so hard at being a man that he had to let go of "the Sceptre and the Crown jewels" to get a second chance as a woman, or at least as something that may pass as woman in the eyes of aliens who never have seen one.

Games

Anna Anthropy is an "indie game developer," which means that she's a lazy and untalented hack who uses Atari-era pixel art because she can't draw for shit, Twine and Scratch because she can't program for shit, and Patreon because she can't produce games for shit.

In September 2015, she wrote an article saying that she gets "overwhelmed and lost" using game-making software like Game Maker and Stencyl, which are specifically designed for people with no programming ability. She supposedly has a decade of game development experience, though, so maybe there are other issues besides the software.

Most of the stuff Anna Anthropy produces has a central theme. Try to guess what it is.

Mighty Jill Off

Platformer from the mid-80's, made in 2008. Features a BDSM-obsessed lesbian with a boot fetish.

Lesbian Spider Queens of Mars

Flash game made to look like a Pac-Man clone. The protagonist is a lesbian bondage-spider thing.

Dys4ia

Mrs. Anthropy's life turned into a pixel art catastrophe, mainly a tranny simulator for normal people who are unable to emulate that level of whining.

Critic's notes: The autobiographic Dys4ia is often held up as a prime example of an "empathy game," and for good reason. In one memorable scene, the player navigates through a row of characters calling Anna Anthropy "sir." Even the most cold-hearted player will emphathize with the characters as they struggle to maintain their composure talking to Michael Moore in bad makeup and shapeless black clothing.

Indie Games Don't Pay the Bills

Despite constant clit-rubbing cock-sucking fawning coverage from undisclosed friends and ex-girlfriends respected games journalists like Patricia Hernandez and Leigh Alexander, and despite constant lectures and panel appearances, Anna Anthropy barely makes any money off her five-minute lesbian pixel abortions. All of the people unwilling to spend money on "games" with no actual gameplay are clearly oppressing her, which explains why she needs a Patreon.

In September 2015, Anna Anthropy was hit by a car. You may wonder how someone managed to hit something that large, but it's understandable that a driver would pass out in fright after seeing Shrek standing in the middle of the road wearing a black wig. Leigh Alexander decided to "help" her injured friend by writing an article in Offworld telling the whole world that Anna's poor as fuck, despite being "one of the foundational 'names' in her 'scene'", and is worried about paying the bills. Sharing that sort of embarrassing information may not seem like something a true friend would do, but it beats calling her a "hood man," amirite?

Fear not, though: Anna Anthropy bounced back by using the experience to make yet another text-based game with ear-raping electropop in the trailer. This game also includes a shit-tier Frogger ripoff in PuzzleScript, so it's by far her most technically ambitious work to date.

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