GothNebula

Why we should give any fucks

"I really look like Salma Hayek."
Kay.

GothNebula or Samantha, is an autistic 23 year old Sonic fag who writes bullshittery fanfictions involving sawnikku ad emi. Sometimes other couples she "likes", just to get some extra asskissers. She also has a shit sue, by the name of Nebula the Hedgehog. If you think the name is funny, go look at the bio and get a laugh yourself.

• Name: Nebula Raven Emerald
• Nicknames: Nebs, Creepy.
• Age: 23 (immortal)
• Birth date: May 24th, 1992
• Gender: Female
• Race: Hedgehog
• Fur/Hair color: Blue-violet
• Skin color: Light Peach
• Eye color: Sky blue
• Powers: Flight, Super Strength, Healing, Purple Energy Blasts.
• Forms: Rage Nebula, DR Nebula (Dark Rage), UR Nebula, (Ultra Rage), Ninja Nebula, Super Nebula, Knightress Nebula, DK Nebula, (Dark Knightress).
• Abilities: Animal communication, speaks fluent Spanish and Japanese, hand-to-hand combats, ninja skills, weapon and firearms combat skills, understanding emotions and feelings, grinding rails, acrobatic.
• Traits: Kind, loner, quiet, smart, brave, care, sarcastic, tomboy, mild rage.
• Weaknesses: Can’t resist chicken fingers.
• Relationship: Shadow the Hedgehog (boyfriend)
• Best Friends: The Sonic Team, Gamer, Jasmine, Katie, Alex. (too lazy to put the whole list)
• Relatives: Her parents (deceased), Selene (sister), Damien (brother).
• Enemies: Eggman, Sally, Scourge (kind of), Quizla, Foresco. Any enemies of her friends. (too lazy to put the rest)
• Favorite food: Chicken fingers.
• Favorite drink: Coca Cola.
• Favorite weapon: A gun.
• Favorite song genre: Heavy Metal, Goth rock.
• Favorite songs: Made of Stone by Evanescence.
• Backstory: As a kid, Nebula lost her baby sister Selene that was taken from the human agents at the facility. Her parents tried their best to find her but no luck. At age 7, her mother died of cancer. As the years went by when she got up to high school and graduated at age 16, her father was shot and killed by her enemy Diego. She lost her home since she has no idea how to pay bills. She met Scourge the Hedgehog and they both became a couple for a year until Scourge cheated on Nebula 3 times. She broke up with him for good and lived on the streets since no one is there to help her. At age 19, Nebula saved Amy Rose from almost getting raped by Scourge. When she saw Amy’s sad face since Sonic kicked her out of the team and replaced her with Sally Acorn. Nebula hated to see her so sad and heartbroken, she comforts her by being there for her and goes teach Sonic a lesson by telling him that “love comes from the heart.” Sonic now understood her words and found Sally cheating on him with Scourge and saying that she was using Sonic to get rid of Amy Rose. Sonic breaks up with Sally for good and kicks her out of the team and brings Amy back in. With Sally so angry, she was going to take Sonic back but was stopped by Nebula and they both had a fight. Nebula defeats Sally and is honored to join the Sonic team. She also met Shadow and they both became a couple.
• Theme song: Eternal Instrumental by Evanescence. John '00' Fleming - The Astrophysical Nebula.
• Likes: Goth things, anime drawings, hanging out with Shadow, flying around in the city,
• Dislikes: Bad guys, girly girls, boys flirting, sluts and whores, Gamer pulling pranks, Sonic breaking Amy’s heart, hates being called Creepy, zombies, Gamer ignoring her words or warnings.

If you actually read the entire thing and have not gotten cancer, you are a brave soldier.

White Knights

Like all good sues, one must have at least a couple of white knights. Like Akai Dalia, GothNebula is a butthurt baby, who ignores criticism, or advice that is given to her. Either on Fanfucktion.net, or DevianTART. Sometimes, when she gets realllly butthurt, she posts a journal (which is rare), bawwwing for attention from her faggot fans who she often ignores.

How to get her attention

• 1. Have amazing art Samantha loves it when good artists draw her shit-sue, or her shit OOC couple, Shadula.
• 2. Be a great writer Like reason above, write fuckfictions about her "OC" and Shadow the nigger hog.
• 3. Give her a premium She won't be grateful, but will actually notice you for once.
• 4. Expect a short comment, a boring "cute" or "thanks", if you do spend your fucking time making her a shitty gift.

Samantha discovers ED!

Eventually, one must discover all the good things in life. Goth discovered this article, and made a huge hissy fit about it. Her fanbrats came in to the rescue, to comfort their queen. Declaring war onto Encyclopedia Dramatica, and it's users! Here's her pity journal http://gothnebula.deviantart.com/journal/Someone-made-a-horrible-site-of-me-561191021

Check her shitty sites out

• gothnebula
• Nebula the Hedgehog, home of the white knights
• gothnebula

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