David Raymond Amos

David attempts to fingerblast his invisible high horse.

David Raymond Amos AKA Gandalf The Kray-zay (born 1600 A.D.) is an old-ass troll from way, wayyyy back in the pen and paper days of trolling; writing to various authority figures and officials in Canada and The United States about shit nobody cares about. Now that he has upgraded to the internet, he is a constant fucking nuisance to everyone in existence who just happen to get their e-mail address collected by this sick loony fuck. Everyone from Stephen Harper, to the RCMP, to Justin Trudeau has added David Amos's e-mail address to the block list. David contacts them for various transgressions ranging from a conspiracy involving slaughtered cows being killed by vampires to a shitty racist old geezer's blog because he said mean things about him. (No really!) The many lengthy e-mails he sends are filled with various idiosyncrasies ranging from saying "HOKA HAY" to calling everybody by some odd pet name. For example: John Smith would be "Johnny-Baby Smith." Clearly the thought process of an unmedicated retard. Google his phone number: (because he just LOVES posting that the fucking idiot) 1-902-800-0369 and see the number of people complaining about being crank called by this fucking moron. It's hilarious.