Greg Mazujian

Those fucking gloves.

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Greg Mazujian, also known as “Scareglow42” is a 20 year old internet tough guy from Spotslyvania, Virginia. He has become somewhat infamous on several 4chan boards for being incredibly easy to anger, mainly toy, co, tv, and b.

Rise to Infamy

A typical Greg thread looks like this.

Greg first became known around spring 2015 on /toy/ at the age of 19. His threads were known for being highly inane [s4s]-tier garbage, usually involved him complaining about Hasbro and their shitty practices, while shilling his petition for the company. The other types of threads he would make would involve him clenching one of his toys in his fingers, clad in fingerless skeleton gloves, putting some sort of meme or nonsense in the OP.

His petitions can be found here: [1] (old) [2] (new)

Greg stayed on /toy/ and occasionally hopped on over to /co/ and /tv/, still shitposting on and off on 4chan to this day. he was then doxxed by buttmad /toy/fags from his petition.

With his dox and social media easily available to the world, trolls (mainly from /toy/) have sent countless pizzas, bibles, and Mormons to Greg’s house. The day when a disgruntled /toy/fag sent a few pizzas to him, around winter/early spring 2016, led to utter chaos and confusion in the Mazujian household. When these Dominos pizzas were delivered, only Greg’s mom, Mary, was home. As one would expect, Mary was completely confused, and ended up googling her son’s name. The first result was the thread on Kiwi Farms, and Mary had come to the realization that her son is a living meme.

Personal Life

Greg was born to Greg and Mary Mazujian on April 30th, 1996, probably in Manassas, Virginia. Not much is known about his early childhood other than that he had a love and obsession with aliens and monsters, which he still has to this day, stating that he seemed to ”identify with them more than regular people.” His earliest memory was allegedly being disappointed that 9/11 was a terrorist attack and not a bunch of monsters going on a rampage in New York.

Greg mainly grew up in Catholic school, where he was often picked on by other students. He resents god for makng his life a lonely and bitter one, leading to his extreme hatred of all things linked to religion, and becoming a zealous atheist.

Greg went to Riverbend High School, and being the edgelord he is, would always makes sardonic and edgy comments to his peers. Greg had severe anger issues and would often get into fights with other students over the slightest hint of an insult. This led to Greg being held back a few times, and being sent to the funny farm for his violent actions.

Up until late 2015, Greg also had a job at Dairy Queen. At Dairy Queen, Greg regularly stole from the restaurant, justifying it due to being poor, and constantly got into arguments with others. Greg was finally fired from Dairy Queen one day when an older customer told him to be more cheerful. This led to Greg going into a tard rage, cussing out the old woman, calling her a “jesus dick sucking bitch”, and knocking his manager to the floor.

Greg has expressed his anger in various other places of Spotslyvania, Virginia. He was banned from the “Past and Present Antique Shop” for trying to fight an old man, and from a comic drawing event because “he kept scaring people” and he raged on the woman who kicked him out.

Greg is known for being incredibly narcissistic, only loving himself. He believes he is a genius, handsome, strong, and generally perfect- and cannot fathom why people do not think the same of him.

There’s a bit of a reason, however, why Greg’s so insane. He has confirmed himself that he has been diagnosed with bipolar disorder. His bipolar disorder was likely passed down from his mother, who also has been proven on multiple occasions to be highly irrational and have severe anger issues. In fact, she ran off to Florida for a few days after she learned about Greg’s meme nonsense after googling his name after a troll sent pizzas.

Things Greg Likes

• Monsters
• Aliens
• his action figures
• r9k
• Pepe the Frog
• Memes
• Dr. Who
• Steven Universe
• Adventure Time
• Ninja turtles
• 4chan
• Probably lolicon and shota
• Rule 34
• Fapping
• Invader Zim
• The thought of shooting up his old high school

Things Greg Hates

• His own parents
• Jin Saotome
• Praising Hasbro
• Being insulted in any way, he feels obligated to defend his ego

Elsewhere Online

Besides chans such as toy, co, tv, and b, he can also be found on Facebook under his own name, and on Google Plus as “Greg the Meme”. Greg has quite the snail trail online and can be easily found.

He can also be emailed at [email protected].