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'''BlueCatRiolu''' (formerly Riolu947, AKA Riolu, powerword '''Nicolas R. Salerno''') is a narcissistic chode-gargling fuckstain, who loves to shit out an endless slew of third-rate furry art on [[DeviantArt]]. All of his work is visibly mouse-drawn in Microsoft Paint using a single hand, with the other hand presumably reserved for [[fapping]]. He writes hate journals about people who criticize him and links to them in said journals. His art is has the consistent quality of [[MS Paint|blocky, aliased shit]], always containing [[Andrew Dobson|inflation]], vore, and other autistic fetishes. Because of his status as a high-value sperglord, BlueCatRiolu is constantly guarded by a team of highly dedicated white knights, to defend him from the evils of constructive criticism. He once had a core membership, for some fucking reason. The fact that this guy and his atrocious works of art have pulled in over a half-million page views in a span of about five years, while great artists squalor in comparative obscurity, should tell you a lot about the current state of DeviantArt. | |||
==Stellar character design== | |||
[[File:Lava Inflation.jpg|200px|thumb|UMG INFLATION IS SO HOT!!!]] | |||
His OC is a blue cat named after [[Lucario|Lucario's]] [[babyfur|baby]] form. Riolu can do anything; he has a million forms and can insert himself in any fandom he pleases. His character has no real flaws or personality, other than being a [[Gary Oak|Gary]] [[Stu makes chocolate pudding at 4 in the morning|Stu]]. His forms range from an edgy "rage" form to an [[Splatoon|"Inkling"]]. He takes criticism as an offense, even if a friend tries to help him. Unable to do anything original, he constantly writes a million journals each day, detailing his depression and why it entitles him to your asspats. | |||
His OC is a blue cat named after [[Lucario|Lucario's]] [[babyfur|baby]] form. Riolu can do anything; he has a million forms and can insert himself in any fandom he pleases. His character has no real flaws or personality, other than being a [[Gary Oak|Gary]] [[Stu makes chocolate pudding at 4 in the morning|Stu]]. His forms range from an edgy "rage" form to an [[Splatoon|"Inkling"]]. He takes criticism as an offense, even if a friend tries to help him. Unable to do anything original, he constantly writes a million journals each day, detailing his depression and why it entitles him to your asspats. | |||
==MOAR DRAMA AND RANT== | ==MOAR DRAMA AND RANT== | ||
Riolu does not know what satire is. For the illiterate and mentally handicapped, satire is humor, exaggeration, irony used to ridicule, expose, or criticize people's stupidity. | Riolu does not know what satire is. For the illiterate and mentally handicapped, satire is humor, exaggeration, irony used to ridicule, expose, or criticize people's stupidity. | ||
[http://garbagelloviant2016.deviantart.com/journal/THE-BLUECATRIOLU-RANT-612111146 Someone's rant journal] | [http://garbagelloviant2016.deviantart.com/journal/THE-BLUECATRIOLU-RANT-612111146 Someone's rant journal.] | ||
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==Things | ==Things BlueCatRiolu has ripped off and ruined== | ||
Like any autistic fantard, BlueCatRiolu plagiarizes various animated properties for his own [[Copypasta|original works]]. Notably, he has bastardized a good portion of furry cartoons made for toddlers. Similar to our beloved [[Chris-Chan]], he crams these copyrighted characters into his own shitty artwork, gives them a thousand alternate forms, and then uses random [[Metal Gear]] songs as their theme songs. If none of this makes sense to you, you are probably not as [[down syndrome|chromosomally exceptional]] as him. | Like any autistic fantard, BlueCatRiolu plagiarizes various animated properties for his own [[Copypasta|original works]]. Notably, he has bastardized a good portion of furry cartoons made for toddlers. Similar to our beloved [[Chris-Chan]], he crams these copyrighted characters into his own shitty artwork, gives them a thousand alternate forms, and then uses random [[Metal Gear]] songs as their theme songs. If none of this makes sense to you, you are probably not as [[down syndrome|chromosomally exceptional]] as him. | ||
* | * ''Alien'' | ||
* | * ''The Cat Returns'' | ||
* | * ''[[Cave Story]]'' | ||
* | * ''Freedom Planet'' | ||
* | * ''Heathcliff'' | ||
* [[ | * ''[[Kirby]]'' | ||
* [[ | * ''[[Metal Gear|Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance]]'' | ||
* [[ | * ''[[Metroid]]'' | ||
* | * ''Monster Hunter Stories'' | ||
* Night on the Galactic Railroad | * ''Night on the Galactic Railroad'' | ||
* | * ''Peanuts'' | ||
* [[ | * ''[[Pokémon]]'' | ||
* | * ''[[Resident Evil]]'' | ||
* | * ''Sagwa, the Chinese Siamese Cat'' | ||
* | * ''Splatoon'' | ||
* ''[[Star Fox]]'' | |||
* ''[[Mario|Super Mario Bros.]]'' | |||
* [[ | * ''Wan Wan Celeb Soreyuke! Tetsunoshin'' | ||
* [[ | * ''Yo-Kai Watch'' | ||
Additionally, he is the author of an all-new series (NOT A BLATANT RIP-OFF OF STAR FOX) named "Star Cat." | |||
==White | ==White knights== | ||
*{{dauser|Konamicode55}} - A whiny bastard who supports him. Has a dying "crush" on {{dauser|LostinthoughtsA}}. Has his own shitty MS Paint art. Is dense as a brick and has a tendency to revive old drama. | *{{dauser|Konamicode55}} - A whiny bastard who supports him. Has a dying "crush" on {{dauser|LostinthoughtsA}}. Has his own shitty MS Paint art. Is dense as a brick and has a tendency to revive old drama. | ||
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*{{dauser|sexyman60}} - A Hamtaro fag who is essentially Riolu's butt buddy. | *{{dauser|sexyman60}} - A Hamtaro fag who is essentially Riolu's butt buddy. | ||
*{{dauser|dashergalaxycat}} - Psychotic tard who screams "RETARD!" at anyone who disagrees with Riolu. | *{{dauser|dashergalaxycat}} - Psychotic tard who screams "RETARD!" at anyone who disagrees with Riolu. | ||
*{{dauser|micaloon}} - Inflation fag who also can't be assed to improve at drawing. Has not improved for the two years he has been registered on | *{{dauser|micaloon}} - Inflation fag who also can't be assed to improve at drawing. Has not improved for the two years he has been registered on DeviantArt. Conveniently ignores Rio's behavior. | ||
*{{dauser|schoolfimer}} - Former friend of [[Shit nobody cares about||some person from Canada]], but drew troll art of them. Stalks Rio's page and posts cutesy cat faces. Over 20 years of age, possibly indicating a case of [[autism]]. | *{{dauser|schoolfimer}} - Former friend of [[Shit nobody cares about||some person from Canada]], but drew troll art of them. Stalks Rio's page and posts cutesy cat faces. Over 20 years of age, possibly indicating a case of [[autism]]. | ||
*{{dauser|darlalloons26}} - A.K.A {{dauser|narayan23456}} Shitty, whiny Mexican artist who, along with Micaloon, harassed Selphy6 into unfiltering his drawings. Only made an account to hide from ED. | *{{dauser|darlalloons26}} - A.K.A {{dauser|narayan23456}} Shitty, whiny Mexican artist who, along with Micaloon, harassed Selphy6 into unfiltering his drawings. Only made an account to hide from ED. | ||
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Image:Riolu's Fursuit.jpg|Riolu's [[fursuit]]. | Image:Riolu's Fursuit.jpg|Riolu's [[fursuit]]. | ||
</gallery>}} | </gallery>}} | ||
==See also== | |||
*[[Chasethehedgehog]] | |||
*[[Cheeyev]] | |||
*[[DestinyMew]] | |||
*[[DeviantArt]] | |||
*[[Dying alone]] | |||
*[[Inflation art]] | |||
*[[Mario]] | |||
*[[Pokémon]] | |||
*[[Ruining The Internet|Ruining the Internet]] | |||
*[[Sick fuck]] | |||
*[[Tom Preston]] | *[[Tom Preston]] | ||
*[[Virus-20]] | *[[Virus-20]] | ||
==External links== | |||
==External | |||
*{{dauser|BlueCatRiolu|BlueCatRiolu}} - His main account. | |||
*{{dauser|BlueCatRiolu}}- His Tapastic account. | |||
*{{ytchannel|UC7iJDI0c8D5HOmItz70ITDg|Riolu The Blue Cat}} - His YouTube account. | |||
*[https://scratch.mit.edu/users/Riolu947/ Riolu947] - His Scratch account. | |||
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BlueCatRiolu (formerly Riolu947, AKA Riolu, powerword Nicolas R. Salerno) is a narcissistic chode-gargling fuckstain, who loves to shit out an endless slew of third-rate furry art on DeviantArt. All of his work is visibly mouse-drawn in Microsoft Paint using a single hand, with the other hand presumably reserved for fapping. He writes hate journals about people who criticize him and links to them in said journals. His art is has the consistent quality of blocky, aliased shit, always containing inflation, vore, and other autistic fetishes. Because of his status as a high-value sperglord, BlueCatRiolu is constantly guarded by a team of highly dedicated white knights, to defend him from the evils of constructive criticism. He once had a core membership, for some fucking reason. The fact that this guy and his atrocious works of art have pulled in over a half-million page views in a span of about five years, while great artists squalor in comparative obscurity, should tell you a lot about the current state of DeviantArt.
Stellar character design
His OC is a blue cat named after Lucario's baby form. Riolu can do anything; he has a million forms and can insert himself in any fandom he pleases. His character has no real flaws or personality, other than being a Gary Stu. His forms range from an edgy "rage" form to an "Inkling". He takes criticism as an offense, even if a friend tries to help him. Unable to do anything original, he constantly writes a million journals each day, detailing his depression and why it entitles him to your asspats.
MOAR DRAMA AND RANT
Riolu does not know what satire is. For the illiterate and mentally handicapped, satire is humor, exaggeration, irony used to ridicule, expose, or criticize people's stupidity. Someone's rant journal.
Things BlueCatRiolu has ripped off and ruined
Like any autistic fantard, BlueCatRiolu plagiarizes various animated properties for his own original works. Notably, he has bastardized a good portion of furry cartoons made for toddlers. Similar to our beloved Chris-Chan, he crams these copyrighted characters into his own shitty artwork, gives them a thousand alternate forms, and then uses random Metal Gear songs as their theme songs. If none of this makes sense to you, you are probably not as chromosomally exceptional as him.
- Alien
- The Cat Returns
- Cave Story
- Freedom Planet
- Heathcliff
- Kirby
- Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance
- Metroid
- Monster Hunter Stories
- Night on the Galactic Railroad
- Peanuts
- Pokémon
- Resident Evil
- Sagwa, the Chinese Siamese Cat
- Splatoon
- Star Fox
- Super Mario Bros.
- Wan Wan Celeb Soreyuke! Tetsunoshin
- Yo-Kai Watch
Additionally, he is the author of an all-new series (NOT A BLATANT RIP-OFF OF STAR FOX) named "Star Cat."
White knights
- Konamicode55 - A whiny bastard who supports him. Has a dying "crush" on LostinthoughtsA. Has his own shitty MS Paint art. Is dense as a brick and has a tendency to revive old drama.
- Lisadots123 - Another artist who supports him. They are best friends.
- sexyman60 - A Hamtaro fag who is essentially Riolu's butt buddy.
- dashergalaxycat - Psychotic tard who screams "RETARD!" at anyone who disagrees with Riolu.
- micaloon - Inflation fag who also can't be assed to improve at drawing. Has not improved for the two years he has been registered on DeviantArt. Conveniently ignores Rio's behavior.
- schoolfimer - Former friend of |some person from Canada, but drew troll art of them. Stalks Rio's page and posts cutesy cat faces. Over 20 years of age, possibly indicating a case of autism.
- darlalloons26 - A.K.A narayan23456 Shitty, whiny Mexican artist who, along with Micaloon, harassed Selphy6 into unfiltering his drawings. Only made an account to hide from ED.
Gallery
See also
- Chasethehedgehog
- Cheeyev
- DestinyMew
- DeviantArt
- Dying alone
- Inflation art
- Mario
- Pokémon
- Ruining the Internet
- Sick fuck
- Tom Preston
- Virus-20
External links
- BlueCatRiolu - His main account.
- BlueCatRiolu- His Tapastic account.
- Template:Ytchannel - His YouTube account.
- Riolu947 - His Scratch account.
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