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[[File:Crysta.png|200px|thumb|right]] Crysta "BBRaeFan1530' Longnecker is a mentally bbraetarded [[Basement Dweller|basement dwelling]] shipper. She used to be a [[Liar|fan]] of the original [[Teen Titans]], but only gave a shit about the interactions between a retarded green christmas elf and an emo floating purple penis whom she needs a huge dick in her mouth in order to [[shut the fuck up]] about. In 2013, Teen Titans Go was released. TTG shits out all the BBRae Crysta eats and the original series didn't, so she now defends TTG saying it's adorable and the original series is overrated.  
[[File:Crysta.png|300px|thumb|right]] Crysta Longnecker, surprisingly Longnecker is not her real last name but rather one she earned over and over again in the [[men|boy's]] locker room of her [[Education|High School]].  Crysta is known as Bbraefan1530 and more recently as loncry513 and is a mentally bbraetarded [[Basement Dweller|basement dwelling]] 20 some year old forever child, shipper that originates from that land of [[fail]] and [[bestiality]] in [[Americunt| America's]] midwest known as Missouri. She used to be a [[Liar|fan]] of the original [[Teen Titans]], but only gave a shit about the interactions between a retarded green Christmas elf and an emo floating purple penis with some of the best drawn [[tits|breasts]] in any cartoon that still have [[retard|fan fags]] arguing if it was body paint or spandex covering them.<br>
Raven and Beast Boy's voice actors being related to them drives her into shipping them as well. She looks forward to [[Tara Strong]]'s husband and children dying in a plane crash so she and Greg Cipes can fall in love and get married.
It wasn't until 2013 when Teen Titans Go was released and put a huge [[dick]] in her mouth that she was finally able to [[shut the fuck up]] about the original series. Originally, Crysta was like so many of the fans aznd hated TTG but when TTG started playing up to idiot fans like Crysta's shipping fantasies the original series quickly became over-rated and TTG became the go to cannon source for all things Titan.<br>
Achieving new levels of [[insane| bat shit crazy]] that can only be described as [[PMS|Mad Cow Disease]] she is not just content with shipping [[Brony|Beast Boy]] and [[Emo|Raven]] and has even wished that [[Tara Strong]]'s husband and children would die in a [[Mexico|Mexican]] gang was so Tara and Greg Cipes can get together [[IRL]] and make Bae Bae and Rae Rae for real reals.
 
 




Revision as of 01:26, 13 August 2017

Crysta Longnecker, surprisingly Longnecker is not her real last name but rather one she earned over and over again in the boy's locker room of her High School. Crysta is known as Bbraefan1530 and more recently as loncry513 and is a mentally bbraetarded basement dwelling 20 some year old forever child, shipper that originates from that land of fail and bestiality in America's midwest known as Missouri. She used to be a fan of the original Teen Titans, but only gave a shit about the interactions between a retarded green Christmas elf and an emo floating purple penis with some of the best drawn breasts in any cartoon that still have fan fags arguing if it was body paint or spandex covering them.

It wasn't until 2013 when Teen Titans Go was released and put a huge dick in her mouth that she was finally able to shut the fuck up about the original series. Originally, Crysta was like so many of the fans aznd hated TTG but when TTG started playing up to idiot fans like Crysta's shipping fantasies the original series quickly became over-rated and TTG became the go to cannon source for all things Titan.
Achieving new levels of bat shit crazy that can only be described as Mad Cow Disease she is not just content with shipping Beast Boy and Raven and has even wished that Tara Strong's husband and children would die in a Mexican gang was so Tara and Greg Cipes can get together IRL and make Bae Bae and Rae Rae for real reals.



Personal life

GregCipeshu Akbar!

Crysta has no life, friends, family, or god. She lives on BBRae and worships Beast Boy's old battery of a voice actor Greg Cipes. She spends 20 hours daily online doing nothing but the following:

  • Shitposting Screenshots of Raven and Beast Boy generally standing near each other
  • Proving Raven and Beast Boy "harbor strong romantic feelings for each other" when nobody asked
  • Spamming about Greg Cipes confirming an episode where Beast Boy sings a shitty song about "Rae"
  • White Knighting Greg Cipes
  • Looking for haters
  • Trying to kill Terra while she's already dead
  • Stalking Tara Strong and Greg Cipes in Twitter, instagram and Facebook to prove they "harbor strong romantic feelings for each other"
  • Trying to stuff BBRae into Justice League vs Teen Titans
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