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The '''DREAM Act''' ([[Shit nobody cares about|short for '''Development, Relief, and Education for Alien Minors Act''']]) was a bill originally proposed in [[2001]] by senators [[Dick|Dick Durbin]] and [[Cuck|Orrin Hatch]] and partially based on a prior bill that was proposed by [[Mexican|Luis Gutiérrez]] earlier that same year. In 2012, after [[Brianna Wu|failing to pass]] multiple times, then-president [[Barack Obama]] signed an [[God Mode|Executive Order]] to create '''DACA''' – a [[Homeless|poor man's]] version of the DREAM Act. | The '''DREAM Act''' ([[Shit nobody cares about|short for '''Development, Relief, and Education for Alien Minors Act''']]) was a bill originally proposed in [[2001]] by senators [[Dick|Dick Durbin]] and [[Cuck|Orrin Hatch]] and partially based on a prior bill that was proposed by [[Mexican|Luis Gutiérrez]] earlier that same year. In 2012, after [[Brianna Wu|failing to pass]] multiple times, then-president [[Barack Obama]] signed an [[God Mode|Executive Order]] to create '''DACA''' – a [[Homeless|poor man's]] version of the DREAM Act. | ||
Despite the name change, DACA recipients are still referred to as '''[[ALL CAPS| | Despite the name change, DACA recipients are still referred to as '''[[ALL CAPS|DREAM]]ers''' for some retarded reason – probably because [[Pussies|bleeding hearts]] really, really want to hammer home the idea that these ungrateful little illegal [[bastard]]s are merely [[children]] who are chasing "''The American Dream''" or some dumb shit like that. | ||
Contrary to what the [[Fake News]] [[Liberal Media]] wants you to believe, ''' | Contrary to what the [[Fake News]] [[Liberal Media]] wants you to believe, '''DREAMers''' are ''not'' [[children]]. The minimum age to apply for the DACA program is [[13-year-old boy|15-years-old]], and the majority of DACA recipients are actually in their [[Bronies|mid-20s]]. | ||
Revision as of 06:53, 6 September 2017
Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals or DACA is an Obama-era policy in the Jewnited States of Americunts that delays the deportation of the spawn of illegal immigrants and helps them steal jobs from hard-working Muricans. Last Thursday, President Donald Trump confirmed that he would be ending DACA. By ending DACA, Trump is literally taking America back to the 1950s—an era of black people being lynched by the KKK and child pornography being perfectly legal—although how exactly we came to this conclusion is a mystery considering the fact that DACA didn't even exist until fucking 2012.
Like all of President Trump's best decisions, the loony left immediately responded to news of Trump ending DACA by accusing him of being a heartless bastard and a racist Nazi who hates brown people – to which Trump responded by not giving a fuck and continuing to fight for actual American citizens.
Who The Fuck Are DREAMERS?
The DREAM Act (short for Development, Relief, and Education for Alien Minors Act) was a bill originally proposed in 2001 by senators Dick Durbin and Orrin Hatch and partially based on a prior bill that was proposed by Luis Gutiérrez earlier that same year. In 2012, after failing to pass multiple times, then-president Barack Obama signed an Executive Order to create DACA – a poor man's version of the DREAM Act.
Despite the name change, DACA recipients are still referred to as DREAMers for some retarded reason – probably because bleeding hearts really, really want to hammer home the idea that these ungrateful little illegal bastards are merely children who are chasing "The American Dream" or some dumb shit like that.
Contrary to what the Fake News Liberal Media wants you to believe, DREAMers are not children. The minimum age to apply for the DACA program is 15-years-old, and the majority of DACA recipients are actually in their mid-20s.
Reactions from Libtards
—Andrew Cuomo, calling illegals "diversity" | ||
—Charles M. Blowjob, spewing jizz out his mouth | ||
Galleria De-portation
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A pro-illegal verifuck lies about DREAMERs. -
What happens when you prove a libtard wrong. -
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Don't wave the flag if you're such a fag.
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DACA is part of a series on Donald Trump. You're gonna love this article, believe me. |
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