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Only taken serious by the [[Chris Chan|Most Autistic Of The Left]] it is starting to gain some traction as lefties search for someone they hope can stand up to our [[Trump|mighty warlord and master of the Dragon Punch human born god]].<br>
Only taken serious by the [[Chris Chan|Most Autistic Of The Left]] it is starting to gain some traction as lefties search for someone they hope can stand up to our [[Trump|mighty warlord and master of the Dragon Punch human born god]].<br>
[[Stupid|Fuckwits]], retards and [[nigger|Shit for brains]] like [[Tara Strong]], [[Chris Chan]] and [[Whoopi Goldburg]] {{jew}} argue that Chelsea is a serious contender for nomination and we shouldn't count her out due to her lack of experience because critics tried the same with [[Obama]] and [[lie|he turned out to be the best president ever.]]<br>
[[Stupid|Fuckwits]], retards and [[nigger|Shit for brains]] like [[Tara Strong]], [[Chris Chan]] and [[Whoopi Goldburg]] {{jew}} argue that Chelsea is a serious contender for nomination and we shouldn't count her out due to her lack of experience because critics tried the same with [[Obama]] and [[lie|he turned out to be the best president ever.]]<br>
The [[irony]] of this is how they claim that someone like [[Trump|our mighty god emperor]] or Bush can never understand the average [[Americunt]] because they grew up in wealth but they have no problem getting behind a person whose parents are professional politicians, graduated college to make over $1,000,000 year, is employed by her parents foundation making over one million dollars a year and is personally valued at or around $20 Million, having made well over 1 million dollars a year since she graduated in 2003.  If she were a [[Republican]] the media would be accusing her of having an unfair advantage.<br>
The [[irony]] of this is how they claim that someone like [[Trump|our mighty god emperor]] or Bush can never understand the average [[Americunt]] because they grew up in wealth but they have no problem getting behind a person whose parents are professional politicians, graduated college to make close to $1,000,000 year, is employed by her parents foundation making over one million dollars a year and is personally valued at or around $20 Million, having made close to or well over 2 million dollars a year since she graduated in 2003.  If she were a [[Republican]] the media would be accusing her of having an unfair advantage.<br>

Revision as of 00:39, 17 October 2017

Chelsea Clinton = infected with GOTIS
You can help by not giving her any attention.


Chelsea Victoria Clinton born 27 February 1980 is the allegeded daughter of Bill Clinton and Hillary Clinton. Her maternity is certain since she has a strong resemblence to her mother, Bill, looking like an Ugly Jew breed version of him but with long hair and tits, her paternity remains uncertain. Since most Democrats are realizing that Hillary is poison on will never get elected to President many libtards are suggesting that Chelsea can do it in 2020.


Liberal Sensibilities

It's not you. Trust me.

Like so many rich, well educated Democrats that only visit the inner city every fourth year when there is a Presidential Election, Chelsea knows more about what is ailing the poor then they do because, without having any need to live there or question them herself, she was taught directly by overly liberal, Ivy-League professors reqarding what they need over what they may want like Jobs so they can make enough money to pay their Obama care co-pays the goverment legally require them to have.
Like so many overly liberal, college graduates Chelsea will tell you that it was through hard work and conviction and not her having parents with political connections that when she graduated in 2003 she just walked into a $500,000 a year consulting postion for McKinsey & Company along with fovorable positions given to her because of her name like a chair position to the Clinton foundation and a position with School of American Ballet.
One of Chelsea's more unpopular endeavours was when she, a person who has never held office or worked for a politician was picked up by NBC as a Special Political Correspondant at $750,000 a year to preach the favored liberal mentality that everyone is equal, everyone has the same chances, and everyone can get highpaying jobs and make their own opportunities if they go to college and to vote Hillary. In May of 2013 Chelsea's contract with NBC was not renewed because of her unpopularity with Television and Media Critics, many saying that parking meters have more personality. Not one to stay unemployed for long, Chelsea now heads up the Clinton Foundation showing that she is unable to hold down a job unless her parents hire her at over a million dollars a year.


She Persisted

She Persisted is a liberal piece of dog shit propaganda written by Chelsea Clinton to ensure that the brainwaished, feminist Cuckold generation that was spawned in the 60s and 70s continues on because Television shows like I Am Jazz prove that their message being taught that little boys should hate themselves because they were born with a Penis is just starting to take.
Like most far-left, white priveledge ideology, She Persisted promotes the idea that "Not taking NO For An Answer" is an advantageous trait only if the word NO is not being taken as a final answer by Wimmins and not men.
When a man ignores the word NO it usually ends in rape, theft and murder because the male-centric society demands men ignore the demands of those weaker than him as a sign of masculinity, power and pride. On the other-hand, She Persisted looks to teach, through 15 stories, how women were able to rise against the male dominated society to defeat the oppressing power of the penis and arrive at what they wanted because they knew that the everyone meant YES when they were saying NO.

The One Book We Do Want From Chelsea

We want that tell all book about her as a teen growing up in the white house and walking in on Bill sitting on the couch, getting a blow job from a fat-assed Polack intern while he sticks a cigar up her ass and the trauma she endured having her own father, The President, scream out her name when he was having an orgasm.
It can even follow the Lifetime Women's Channel cliche of Bill having that long talk with Chelsea where he tells her that if she ever says anything to her mother that he will make her go to comminity college and do everything in his power to see that she only can make $125,000 a year when she graduates from university.
We even want the made-for-Tv movie that has the cliche scene of Chelsea feeling inferior, ugly and fat to Bill's girlfriends because he gives them all his time and has none for her and like all liberal propaganda it can end with her finding self respect after getting her hair straightened and 6 or 7 visits to a plastic surgeon because all Wimmins should be happy with what G-D gave them because all Wimmins are beautiful and no man has the right to make any Wimmins feel inferior or ugly.


   
 
Chelsea Doesn't Subscribe To The Male-Centric Ideas Of Beauty. She Is Proud Of Who She Was Born
 

 
 




Chelsea For President


Chelsea For President or Chelsea 2020 is a meme that sprung out of Libtard fanaticism following the election of Our great and mighty god emperor, Donald Trump and the failure of other memes like #NotMyPresident when Democrats realized that Hillary is poison to her own self and couldn't even get elected in a rigged Syrian election with her name being the only one on the ballet.
Only taken serious by the Most Autistic Of The Left it is starting to gain some traction as lefties search for someone they hope can stand up to our mighty warlord and master of the Dragon Punch human born god.
Fuckwits, retards and Shit for brains like Tara Strong, Chris Chan and Whoopi Goldburg argue that Chelsea is a serious contender for nomination and we shouldn't count her out due to her lack of experience because critics tried the same with Obama and he turned out to be the best president ever.
The irony of this is how they claim that someone like our mighty god emperor or Bush can never understand the average Americunt because they grew up in wealth but they have no problem getting behind a person whose parents are professional politicians, graduated college to make close to $1,000,000 year, is employed by her parents foundation making over one million dollars a year and is personally valued at or around $20 Million, having made close to or well over 2 million dollars a year since she graduated in 2003. If she were a Republican the media would be accusing her of having an unfair advantage.