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Doki Doki Literature Club (Alternative titles: Most Overrated Game of 2017, Not A Game: The Game, and "I'm Not Scared, You Are!") is a brand new amazing ~~visual novel~~ dating sim created by Dan Salvato that attempts to lure unsuspecting gamers into playing a cute anime visual novel, but surprising them with suicide and "horror."
Typical edgelord

Although it is frequently called a "game," it is literally not a fucking game. The majority of the time spent "playing" DDLC is either used clicking "next" or skipping if you want to get through the encyclopedia worth of dialogue tantamounting to flipping pages, if you think that is considered as playing a game, you should play the game of reading an actual fucking book. Even after all of that, the rest of the garbage is clicking random words to complete a poem because, just in case you forgot, you are playing the most boring self-insert medium in the world while roleplaying as an MC in a literature club. Between this and watching paint dry, it's better to just drink bleach.

Plot

The plot of DDLC focuses on the main character going to a school and for no reason, in particular, joining a new club full of half-heartedly designed hentai girls. Like every single other visual novel, you play as a guy who, in the real world, would have killed himself yesterday, but because this is not real, gets a harem of girls after your tiny cock.

There is no plot.

Here is an easy to learn guide in case you have terminal cancer and is wondering how to spent the last six hours of your life as uneventfully as humanly possible.

1.) Pick anyone:

They become an hero

2.) Pick Monika:

Happy Ending

It is also straight up pointless to get to the ending after wading through the shit because if you were stupid enough to think you could at least fuck their dead bodies at the end, you are in for a revelation for just how much time you have wasted.

Obvious ripoff is obvious

Characters

What characters?

Because Salvato is a creativity deprived hack, he only created four pieces of cupboards for this game. They are all uninteresting cupboard ripped straight off from other pieces of media, and those that aren't are cliche anime tropes that have been done to death several times over. Similar to other garbages like other games of the same popularity, fans of DDLC will say all the characters in this game are deep and thoughtful, but people who are not insane can clearly see through this cheap cop-out.

Monika

Generic perfect anime girl that everybody wants to fuck, making her the best girl among normalfags everywhere despite being unfuckable in-game.

Natsuki

Obvious trap.

Sayori

Logan Paul found her.

Yuri

Masochistic emo whore who has a fetish for knives and cutting. Most popular among gurofags and 12-year-old boys because of her big tits which conveniently mask her complete lack of character or any type of personality besides being eye candy for the weebs that play the game.

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-'''''Doki Doki Literature Club''''' (Alternative titles: Most Overrated Game of 2017, Bitches be Crazy: The Game, and "I'm Not Scared, You Are!") is a brand new [[no|amazing]] <s>[[visual novel]]</s> [[dating sim]] created by [[Weeaboo|Dan Salvato]] that [[fail|attempts]] to lure unsuspecting [[faggots|gamers]] into playing a [[cute]] anime visual novel, but [[it's a trap|surprising them with]] [[lulz|suicide]] and "[[creepypasta|horror]]."<br />
+'''''Doki Doki Literature Club''''' (Alternative titles: Most Overrated Game of 2017, Not A Game: The Game, and "I'm Not Scared, You Are!") is a brand new [[no|amazing]] <s>[[visual novel]]</s> [[dating sim]] created by [[Weeaboo|Dan Salvato]] that [[fail|attempts]] to lure unsuspecting [[faggots|gamers]] into playing a [[cute]] anime visual novel, but [[it's a trap|surprising them with]] [[lulz|suicide]] and "[[creepypasta|horror]]."<br />Typical edgelord
-[[Gone Home|Although it is frequently called a "game," it has no real gameplay]]. The majority of the [[waste|time spent playing ''DDLC'']] is either used clicking "next" or skipping if you want to get through the hundreds of dictionaries worth of dialogue, and even after all of that, the rest of the game is clicking [[random]] words to complete a poem because, just in case you forgot, you are in a literature club.
+[[Gone Home|Although it is frequently called a "game," it is literally not a fucking game]]. The majority of the [[waste|time spent "playing" ''DDLC'']] is either used clicking "next" or skipping if you want to get through the encyclopedia worth of dialogue tantamounting to flipping pages, if you think that is considered as playing a game, you should play the game of reading an actual fucking book. Even after all of that, the rest of the garbage is clicking [[random]] words to complete a poem because, just in case you forgot, you are playing the most boring self-insert medium in the world while roleplaying as an MC in a literature club. Between this and watching paint dry, it's better to just drink bleach.
 ==Plot==
 [[File:DokiSouls.jpg|200px|thumb|Plot summary]]
-The plot of ''DDLC'' focuses on the [[You|main character]] going to a school and for no reason in particular joining a new club full of hawt anime grills. Like every single other visual novel, you play as a guy who, in the real world, [[loser|would get beaten up every day]], but because this is fantasy gets to be with a constant harem of girls after his [[cock]].<br />
+The plot of ''DDLC'' focuses on the [[You|main character]] going to a school and for no reason, in particular, joining a new club full of half-heartedly designed hentai girls. Like every single other visual novel, you play as a guy who, in the real world, [[loser|would have killed himself yesterday]], but because this is not real, gets a harem of girls after your [[tiny cock]].<br />
-The plot is a complex branching-story. To help keep up with the many different scenarios you will be met with, here is an easy to learn guide:
+There is no plot.
+Here is an easy to learn guide in case you have terminal cancer and is wondering how to spent the last six hours of your life as uneventfully as humanly possible.
 .) Pick anyone:
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-:*[[Boring|Happy ending]]
+:*[[Boring|Happy Ending]]
+It is also straight up pointless to get to the ending after wading through the shit because if you were stupid enough to think you could at least fuck their dead bodies at the end, you are in for a revelation for just how much time you have wasted.
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 ==Characters==
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-Because Salvato is an uncreative hack, he only decided to create four characters for this game. They are all uninteresting characters stolen from other pieces of media, and those that aren't are common anime tropes that have been [[your mom|done to death]] several times over. Similar to [[FNAF|other]] [[Undertale|games]] of the same popularity, [[Some argue|fans of ''DDLC'' will say]] all the characters in this game are deep and thoughtful, but people with working eyes can clearly see through this cheap cop-out.
+What characters?
+Because Salvato is a creativity deprived hack, he only created four pieces of cupboards for this game. They are all uninteresting cupboard ripped straight off from other pieces of media, and those that aren't are cliche anime tropes that have been [[your mom|done to death]] several times over. Similar to other garbages like [[FNAF|other]] [[Undertale|games]] of the same popularity, [[Some argue|fans of ''DDLC'' will say]] all the characters in this game are deep and thoughtful, but people who are not insane can clearly see through this cheap cop-out.
 ===Monika===
-Generic perfect anime girl that everybody fawns over, making her the best girl among [[normalfags]] everywhere despite being [[batshit insane]] in-game.
+Generic perfect anime girl that everybody wants to fuck, making her the best girl among [[normalfags]] everywhere despite being unfuckable in-game.
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-lol suicide.
+Logan Paul found her.
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 ==See also==
-*[[ProJared]] - Who actually ranked this shit above games such as ''Super Mario Odyssey'' and ''Sonic Mania'' in his 'best games of 2017' video.
+*[[ProJared]] - Who actually ranked this shit above games such as ''Super Mario Odyssey'' and ''Sonic Mania'' in his 'best games of 2017' video because he is a faggot that wants to show how special his opinion is.
 *[[Yandere Simulator]]

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