Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/May 29, 2011

21:58 < Explodingpiglets> Well, it is an interesting question.
21:58 < Explodingpiglets> "How did donkey get the dragon from shrek pregnant?"
21:59 < Explodingpiglets> Through scientific reasoning, I have figured out how it worked
21:59 < Explodingpiglets> Now obviously, donkey's dick was way too small for dragon's cloaca
21:59 < Explodingpiglets> So Donkey did the only thing he could do:
22:00 < Explodingpiglets> he crawled into dragon's cloaca
22:00 < Explodingpiglets> and swam through her bodily fluids
22:00 < Explodingpiglets> until he found her ovaries.
22:00 < Explodingpiglets> Then Donkey preceded to perform self-fellacio
22:00 < Explodingpiglets> since he had hooves instead of hands
22:01 < Explodingpiglets> Donkey sucked his own dick until he reached his orgasm
22:01 < Explodingpiglets> then he ejaculated all over Dragon's ovaries.
22:01 < Explodingpiglets> and that is how Donkey got dragon pregnant
22:02 < Explodingpiglets> I should also mention that Dragons have huge periods
22:02 < Explodingpiglets> So Dragon had to use Donkey as a tampon.

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