Encyclopedia Dramatica:Needed/Proposed/a5

March 2014

MattShea369

Egotistic jewtuber who probably deserves it despite not being a brony or Canadian Fuck that he's from Ontario we have to nuke him from ghostly Dogspace Nipplecramps 12:43, 15 July 2014 (EDT)

KSP article

can we get someone to add more to the list of mods for this article? — Preceding unsigned comment added by Davmatts (talk • contribs)

Quite possibly the biggest Brony campaign yet

Using EDF2 link: https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.es/threads/school-bans-9-year-old-boy-from-wearing-my-little-pony-bag.16601/ Well shit guys, if this gets any bigger I don't think I can live on this planet anymore. There's a campaign going for the little bugger, Glenn Beck has actively defended him, and now what little was left of America's mainstream who didn't know these cancerous fucks existed now surely do. I'm not getting at the kid, I'm getting at the future. When society finally luvs and tolreits them, who's to say what's next? Cloppers? Furries? Psychopaths like Luka Magnotta? My stomach's churning at the very thought. --GoldenIpodRecipient 15:01, 18 March 2014 (EDT)

Monica Punk

This fat fuck has been popular lately on /pol/ and /fit/. In short, she's a female, tumblrwhore Chris-Chan; Autistic as hell, jobless, living with her parents, welfare-leeching, and with no remote understanding of how the world works. She has over a thousand fucking videos on Youtube, each one presenting something new about her disgusting personality. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6902vWku404 Here she outright explains why she doesn't intend to get a job, saying it's too much work, it takes up too much time, she doesn't like people and she doesn't like talking to people either. She explains that working for money is idiotic, that she "should always be given free money," and that she should be paid to go to school, but ultimately she says that she doesn't care about money; She doesn't care if she can't get food (despite being a fucking lardass), she doesn't care if she's homeless or if she "has a dime to her name" (despite later on saying she buys shit all the time). At some point she says the only job she's had was at Hot Topic, which she was eventually fired from, the reason for being fired was never given. She also bitches at her mom and orders her around, ironically while her mom is working in order to get money to support her fatass cunt daughter. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UaGevD2qB8 Here she goes on about hating the government and "everything it stands for," all while saying she needs the government's money, which again contradicts the earlier point she made about not giving a shit about money. She spergs out like a wildebeest and then says she wishes she could kill herself, but that it's "illegal." Bitch doesn't know how suicide works, I guess. There's so fucking many videos that it's insane, the mental gymnastics a person has to go through to put up with her bullshit is astounding, but the ED page it could potentially make would be fucking phenomenal.  — Preceding comment added by Thatdog (talk • contribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

Like this idea! Am now starting to knock something together... Jazzybellio4912

Made a start Monica Punk is now on her fat way...or at least she will be once we find a big enough yard barrow. Jazzybellio4912

Game Of Search Engines

Alright, time to share a phrase that is good for endless chuckles when typed into a search engine. One rule: it shouldn't be meant to find just one single person or event (however funny) but be a generic phrase that pulls up lots of different funny stuff. To begin:

https://www.google.com/search?q=%22puked+in+the+ball+pit%22 Wnt 17:43, 7 March 2014 (EST)

1chanus

A shit *chan using custom IB s/w which uses the same irc servers as 7chan. Being a gigantic pile of horseshit newfaggotry, it needs an article.

http://www.1chan.us  — Preceding comment added by Crotch sniffing fetus fucker (talk • contribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

5-year-old hacked an xbox

http://www.10news.com/news/5-year-old-ocean-beach-exposes-microsoft-xbox-vulnerability LurktheEdiot 19:05, 4 April 2014 (EDT)

Added this to Did You Know... ^reply 05:27, 8 April 2014 (EDT)

April 2014

ponyfags win some reddit charity contest

so ponyfags won some kind of charity thing, and now the reddit logo is replaced with a fucking pony. why didn't we know about this contest shit? we could have done something to set them back or do shit to help another sub beat them (one that could realistically do so would be /r/pcmasterrace)

note: the reddit logo is currently back to normal. additionally, a flame war was observed in /r/outoftheloop and /r/subredditdrama  — Preceding comment added by Davmatts (talk • contribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

spring break is coming

just a heads up to keeps your eyes open, as many schools have spring break within the next three weeks, which will most likely mean more drama occurring.  — Preceding comment added by Davmatts (talk • contribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

fatlogic is getting to be a larger issue on reddit

subs like /r/fatpeoplestories and /r/ratlogic are getting more popular, leading to some drama as they have become large enough so that the tumblr crowd notices them. best part is, the hamplanets on tumblr can't actually do shit about it because there comments get either deleted by the mods/admins or downvoted to oblivion.

note: those subs actually contains some pretty hilarious stuff. granted, you need to sift through tons of shit to find them, but it's there.  — Preceding comment added by Davmatts (talk • contribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

slavshits

Can't we have an article about subhuman cocksuckers known as SLAVS? They're not white and they're subhuman. I think moar peepz on da Internet are required to know the difference between a white person and a smelly squatting alcohol consuming untermenschen.  — Preceding comment added by PumaPidarev (talk • contribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

Pmrants

This lad needs a page, he admitted to shitting his pants in one video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLfDUx7AmPo he also an euphoric predictable edgyfag and now that he lost too much weight in such a short time he's disgusting loose skin. I'd love to contribute titbits of info to this page but I can't construct a page because I'm terrible at making webpages and I'm a really slow learner. So someone smarter than me get on it.  — Preceding comment added by Izme (talk • contribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

Diphallicdude

How is there no article about this?

I'm collecting pix. Cunt 18:06, 15 April 2014 (EDT)

EDIT: Got pix!

2nd EDIT: (different user)

so this guy did a reddit AMA a few months ago, his username is "doubledickdude" (may have one or two letters wrong)

as of the AMA, he's in a 3-way bi relationship and supposedly has a history in porn. (though he claims he quit)

I'd make the article myself, but i don't have the time (or the shitbucket) needed to do so.  — Preceding comment added by Davmatts (talk • contribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

Kanashe

Watch out you guys, we got a badass over here. And his name is Kanashe. We might need more information on him. What I kmow is that he's a major shit talker craving for attention, and he's currently talking shit about ED. You can find the discussion here. Ivo Robotnik: SnooPING AS usual I see! 13:05, 19 April 2014 (EDT)

Oh wow. We definitely need an article on this guy. If anyone can find more information about him, go ahead. GoldenIpodRecipient 09:00, 27 April 2014 (EDT)

i smell a potential lolcow, wouldnt mind helping anyone wanting to put an article together on him. here is what i've dug up so far (forgive the mess). LurktheEdiot 07:30, 30 June 2014 (EDT)

Wild Bill For America

This crazy conspiracy theorist needs a page. He is like an older version of Caiden Cowger. — Preceding unsigned comment added by DoktorGamling (talk • contribs)

FWG /int/ drama and mod faggotry

Recently 4chan got shut down for several hours as it appears an Australian successfully got mod privileges and fucked shit up, outing a known tripfag/attention whore FWG who he was allegedly stalking. He also provided passwords for janitors and moderators who promptly got together with moot, shit bricks and are now blaming some guy called Matthew Broevink. Anyway it's hard for me to tell exactly what is going on and the info I provided is at best partially accurate. Anyway I kept alot of pics and could dig up the archived thread if anyone wants to help me out.  — Preceding comment added by Wrecked4days (talk • contribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

kanglovesme

some asspie bitch who threatens to 'eat the organs" of anyone who makes fun of her, evanesance, and the rick and morty show. just thinking how she'd respond to an organized raid makes me want to cum buckets.

here's a link to her DA: http://kanglovesme.deviantart.com/  — Preceding comment added by Davmatts (talk • contribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

Needs more tangible lulzy shit going on - have got any social media account links? Jazzybellio4912

JoshCube2

https://www.youtube.com/user/JoshCube2 Cringiest Youtube channel by far. Thinks nothing is wrong with Chris-Chan and frequently posts videos of fake women he has masturbated to. Is also a neckbeard who lives with his mother. --GoldenIpodRecipient 08:57, 27 April 2014 (EDT)

June 2014

#YesAllWomen

This feminist bullcrap needs a page... just as any other stupid trend. TheFattHatt 21:55, 12 June 2014 (EDT)

Justin Bourque

Some Canadian who decided to go Rambo on the police force of New Brunswick, Canada but only got about 3 before he fled like a bitch. In other words he's basically Canada's Christopher Dorner. Recon500 13 June 2014 (EDT)

Fluffy Pony Abuse

the latest form of pony autism, there was some drama on 4chan after it was banned from /mlp/ and later /b/ I'm actually surprised that ED hasn't picked this up yet Agentchaos1996 20:29, 13 June 2014 (EDT)

Watch Dawgz

This fucking game. I'll be making it once I've finished updating the Cracked article. If anyone can give some pointers or interesting information, put it here. Yes, I already know about the mlp references. --GoldenIpodRecipient 08:51, 14 June 2014 (EDT)

Oh jeez, someone got the article in before I did. Ah well, I'll simply amalgamate my article into the existing one, remove all the pointless shit and keep all the important stuff. --GoldenIpodRecipient 04:09, 27 June 2014 (EDT)

Boorus

Asking for permission to change redirect from search query "booru" to a new page detailing booru-style imageboards instead of some faggot nobody cares about named slayerduck. TY!   FETUS FUCKER  00:16, 15 June 2014 (EDT)

Sure. ^reply 00:18, 15 June 2014 (EDT)

thanks m8.   FETUS FUCKER  00:24, 15 June 2014 (EDT)

i'll help with it later. --Talk to me|Contribs 00:28, 15 June 2014 (EDT)

Permission to upload a lolicon image as an example of typical lolibooru content for the WIP booru article? It will be obviously 2D. TY!   FETUS FUCKER  01:10, 16 June 2014 (EDT)

DannyWiiU

This asshole has repeatedly threatened rape and murder to women who refuse to burp for him or "refuse to answer his question" about if they can burp; he also harasses women to make them burp for him on Twitter http://obscuruslupa.tumblr.com/post/82936921319/marzgurl-halloweenjackconnell. He also has autism so you have to be nice to him. The dude is sick and has the potential to be a great LOLCow ChaoticMoo 13:26, 16 June 2014 (EDT)

Fuck Yeah Dead Crackers

http://fuckyeahdeadcrackers.tumblr.com/ Asian Jew who supports the elimination of the white cunts. --GoldenIpodRecipient 18:06, 16 June 2014 (EDT)

Adding an article to a series

How do I add an article to the series? Do I have to get an admin to do it?— Preceding unsigned comment added by Dogonabone (talk • contribs)

Yeah, you gotta be an EDitor or admin in order to add articles to series templates. Once a new article is approved as a GNA, we'll add its subject to the appropriate templates for ya.  Sickpuppy  10:16, 17 June 2014 (EDT)

A user has done a revamp on a page called Weegeeisgoingtokillm making it actually dramatic and funny (To me at least). Should it be approved as a GNA? — Preceding unsigned comment added by Dogonabone (talk • contribs)

I'm gonna clean it up a little and then I'll take care of the series templates and stuff for ya.  Sickpuppy  23:31, 17 June 2014 (EDT)

There ya go, Dog.  Sickpuppy  01:47, 18 June 2014 (EDT)

List of articles that I believe should get a ED page

ADOM THE BORNI - A huge parody of bronies.

Hashtags - An overused trend going on. (#Hashtag)

Ponysquare.com - A site where you RP as a pony from My Little Pony. The users consists of abandoned accounts, Rainbow Dash parodies, people who can't RP as a canon pony, Fallout Equestria, pedophile stallions, and overpowered Alicorns. It's a huge mess. Also, they have no rules (Except that you have to LOVE Fallout Equestria, or else you will get BANNED FOREVERRRRRRRR.)

Fallout Equestria - An overrated trendy fanfic that crosses over Fallout and ponies (Shitty mix) about a weak small Stable Dweller that is brave enough to walk out her stable 2 thing and then die for no reason. (I've seen braver Couriers than her.) It (get this) has a whole fanbase bigger than Fallout itself posting spin-off stories that don't even relate to the original story or Fallout in general.

Josh Geary - Although not the likes of Weegeeisgoingtokillm being a huge mockey of 2 or 3 fanbases he makes is a mockery of 1 fanbase, the M.U.G.E.N Fanbase. Research him. His Mugen characters suck and thinks his "OC" is SCARI

Unmario Wiki - If Encyclopedia Dramatica had articles that connect each other into one huge mindfuck boggling story.

Dogonabone 13:23, 17 June 2014 (EDT)

Kanadajin3

Canadian youtuber who lives in Japan. Generally accused of being a "white Japanese" and saying stupid/ignorant things about Canada and Japan if you read comments from the Pretty Ugly Little Liar website. Recently she was at the center of the "Rachel v Mira" controversy among the j-vlogging community. Basically she has been accused (more or less caught red-handed) of using sock puppets accounts to attack other female j-vloggers on youtube, including releasing personal information of other j-vloggers online who she knew in real life as friends. People have labelled her a pathological liar. For example she apologized to another j-vlogger and retweeted this on her own account for using that j-vlogger's picture on a sock-puppet account (when threatened by legal action), she then denied having anything to do with socket puppet accounts in her response video and insisted she was the victim and that she claimed personal information leaked about her family because of her actions being exposed (which is apparently another one of her lies to garner sympathy). Basically it's so messed up that it sounds like Kanadajin's actions are loosely inspired from the stalker in Perfect Blue.

Summary of events can be found here; http://prettyuglylittleliar.freeforums.org/mira-kanadajin3-summary-t3956-40.html Most of the videos and evidence has been taken down from the official channels, but has been archived in the link above. Robox101 15:59, 17 June 2014 (EDT)

Articles I would like to create

I'm thinking about writing these pages, but I'm wondering if these are relevant for the site.

Duck Dynasty- A show about bible thumping rednecks that do shitty errands everyday in order to please Jesus.

Beavis and Butt-head- I thought there was a page on here about the show, but redirects to MTV.Smashdude64 23:46, 17 June 2014 (EDT)

We love new content so go for it. ^reply 23:47, 17 June 2014 (EDT)

Markiplier

I'm surprised there hasn't been a article about Markiplier. Sure he may be another Let's Play person gaining millions of subscribers, but he's not annoying and gay like Pewdiepie. Ivo Robotnik: SnooPING AS usual I see! 23:52, 18 June 2014 (EDT)

Suggestion for a portal on an article

We need Weegeeisgoingtokillm in the furfaggotry portal and possibly troll portal.

That kid doesn't fit the bill for either of those portals. I already put him in all the ones he belongs in.  Sickpuppy  17:08, 19 June 2014 (EDT)

Slenderman Stabbings

[1] Right now the only mention of this is single a quote on top of the Slenderman article with a link in it. Attempted murder over creepypasta should probably get more than that.

J-Y 02:37, 21 June 2014 (EDT)

Joshua Barney (aka spiraldust): creator of ask keis

This guy is most known for creating a tumblr blog about a sergal character called keis, some time before he left the internet forever (which involved him deleting all his accounts).

Some of his later posts vanished at some point and are not archived (one of them included me asking him if he will not answer certain questions. All of them are mine (xalver) and involve me asking if I can see Keis's prehensile clitoral hood.) link: http://ask-keis-stuffs.tumblr.com/

This guy is also notable for accepting commissions he couldn't compleate, and due to financal issues couldn't give the money back. Link: http://artists-beware.dreamwidth.org/429482.html

He is also known as Mekoryuk --Xalver 15:11, 27 June 2014 (EDT

Jace Connors (aka: parkourdude91)

I am surprised this guy does not have an article while Sammyclassicsonicfan does.

He is some pothead who does livestreams who is also obsessed with military crap

He has his own cwcki fourms page, and wiki by teamgamerfood(the troll group) --Xalver 15:11, 27 June 2014 (EDT)

Done: ParkourDude91 FaggoNiggo 05:59, 27 July 2014 (EDT)

Shiny Pokemon Hunters on Youtube

Seriously of all the brats on Youtube hunting for fucking shiny pokemon, take a look at this fag. Freaking out over a FUCKING pokemon like it's the end of the world.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRumLNsR36o MotherfuckerVivs 11:19, 27 June 2014 (EDT)

Sythyx

Sythyx already has a page, but it needs more work, with clean up and more lulz. Because a lot of the drama is old lots of screenshots and shit have been lost, and if anyone knows anything more it'd be cool if you could add it. Fugget 23:07, 30 June 2014 (EDT)

July 2014

MattyBFaps (MattyBRaps)

Possibly the next Justin Bieber, this little shit thinks he can rap. Most of his "music" is just covers of already-existing songs, and the "original" ones (all 2-3 of them) are the most cliched and unoriginal songs to ever be heard. And the faggot is only 11 years old. --Derpen 17:53, 13 July 2014 (EDT)

I-Am-Bored

http://www.i-am-bored.com/ Very lulzy site with cringeworthy comments, caused by the typically older demographic than most other websites. --GoldenIpodRecipient 06:53, 2 July 2014 (EDT)

we need a rom hack article

Rom hacks are fucking hilarious and lolzworthy, thus I think it derserves an article --Xalver 15:11, 27 June 2014 (EDT

Bryan Silva

So apparently this wigger/vine sensation/possible troll/gay porn star/attention whore is starting to gain momentum on the internets and it's ripe for parody. There's lots of material out there, if nobody else wants to get on it I will see what I can throw together once I get home from work. Here's one link about him I caught on my FB newsfeed.

http://www.queerty.com/vine-sensation-not-with-that-fufu-lame-shit-is-actually-a-gay-porn-model-20140416 Wendell T. Stamps 14:21, 3 July 2014 (EDT)

Go! Animate

Reading the Omegalore article reminded me, why the hell haven't we got a page regarding this yet? We could easily include the drama induced by HarryPartridge when criticising the software and the half-assed responses made by avid users of the program. --GoldenIpodRecipient 12:33, 5 July 2014 (EDT)

Making it right now, I've decided to simply add it to the small section it has on the Flash article. There just is not enough material to make it into a fully fledged article, and chances are it'll probably get deleted. --GoldenIpodRecipient 06:32, 20 July 2014 (EDT)

4chan Tumblr Raids

Quite possibly the greatest thing 4chan has ever done in years, many asses received pain, and many legit tears were shed by the SJW faglords, we need an article on this shit --EDude45 04:24, 6 July 2014 (EDT)

You mean like this? CobaltCat 04:33, 6 July 2014 (EDT)

Shit yeah, disregard this topic then, I suck cock --EDude45 04:39, 6 July 2014 (EDT) this war is got to be the funniest shit ive seen in a while

Rolf Harris

Former (popular) United Kingdom/Australian Celebrity, associated with Jimmy Savile V& for sexual assault on loli [2]. Good for some lulz. --Boanerges 16:01, 6 July 2014 (EDT)

MyLittleSchool

Seriously, this guy needs an ED article.

His dA page is here: http://mylittleschool.deviantart.com/

His most lulz-worthy journal is here: http://mylittleschool.deviantart.com/journal/Why-haters-envy-me-460554057 [[File:[3]]] — Preceding comment added by CatsEyeNebula12 (talk • contribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

You haven't written it because...? Save the whales! Adoph-in Hitler needs an army! 16:29, 7 July 2014 (EDT)

Robby Bloodshed

He starts with random people on the internet if they dislike his music. Phibes 13:44, 9 July 2014 (EDT)

Jason Van Dyke

Aka MeanTXLawyer. There's probably already a page in the works, but most people flip their shit when they see themselves here so the sooner it gets made, the better and funnier the outcome. --GoldenIpodRecipient 04:17, 15 July 2014 (EDT)

Is this guy's article coming back or what? I see r000t's got a lot of good info and screenshots of deleted posts archived. Since his Twitter and Facebook are now both deleted, I don't know how much more info we're gonna get from him (aside from possible emails) to at least get something started before his lolsuit gets thrown out.  Sickpuppy  10:33, 20 July 2014 (EDT)

Armond White

Grade-A troll of internet fanboys, and movies in general. Xxxyyyzzz 02:28, 17 July 2014 (EDT)

Shitty Webcomics

A better sequel to John Solomon and the Bad Webcomics Wiki, they have revolutionized webcomics criticism and Tumblr trolling. Possibly the only non-porn Tumblr worth reading. They generate a limitless amount of drama on a daily basis, and are the bane of many a webcomic artist's existence. Notably, Kate Leth of Kate or Die, and Aaron Diaz of Dresden Codak, have been severely butthurt by these guys.

I suspect one of their mods is Matthew Inman from The Oatmeal, but I have no proof of this.

Shitty Webcomics Tumblr Page

Xxxyyyzzz 02:28, 17 July 2014 (EDT)

• I run Bad Webcomics Wiki you dickweed. oddguy 15:34, 16 September 2014 (EDT)

Frozen

You know that new Disney movie? Frozen? It needs an article because:
1) it's a "big fucking deal"
2) has lots of lulzy content (rape villains, strong independant women, etc)
3) has shittones of lesbian-incest surrounding it.
Shtoops 17:19, 17 July 2014 (EDT)

I notice a lot of lesbian-incest Rule 34 of Frozen. This is worth starting a article for someone who seen this movie a lot. Ivo Robotnik: SnooPING AS usual I see! 19:16, 25 July 2014 (EDT)

Game Maker/Yoyogames

(in)famous game engine and website for posting games made in said game engine. Games are often known for being edits of the tutorials or otherwise not even finished. Notable successful titles created in this software include Hotline Miami and Barkley: Shut Up and Jam Gaiden. While infamous not-so-successful titles include Crimelife 2 and Nintendo Nightmare. Another point of note would be the infamous logo used in the beta for Game Maker 8, which I have since uploaded. The website in question.

4xUlt 21:54, 18 July 2014 (EDT)

Plain and Simple Cronan

This was the handle of a usenet poster in the 1990s who was involved in a number of debates, most prominently with the guy who made Babylon 5. Given the amount of drama, istm it should be documented here and therefore warrants an article about either Cronan himself or some of the discussions he was involved with.

To give an idea of how much drama, here is an archived post mentioning him several years after his death :

https://groups.google.com/forum/#!search/cronan$20devil$20/alt.fan.tom-servo/khQ3gHGULvw/czL4__SMGckJ

Jmsfan 23:58, 25 July 2014 (EDT)

KSIOlajidebt

https://www.youtube.com/user/KSIOlajidebt Pretty much the most popular gaming channel in the UK. Mostly plays FIFA, and shot up in popularity overnight, just like Pewdiepie. No-one knew who the fuck this guy was prior to 2013, but this nigra definitely needs an article. --GoldenIpodRecipient 07:28, 29 July 2014 (EDT)

August 2014

ScrewPain and The Creatures

During a live stream on twitch one of the creatures known as Kootra along with Dan have been swatted by feds after ScrewPain has both leaked personal info on them and made a fake bomb threat of a sort in an effort to get Kootra's life ruined. Why? Well by the looks of his twitter account he is obviously an attention-starved, pastey, broken-condom mistake of a faggot with a personal grudge against The Creatures. I invite you people to dig deeper in this so we can make something lulzy out of this.

This is the audio recording of the swatters his assailant's twitter Leo Gab 21:50, 27 August 2014 (EDT)

Reporting a page that does not have themselves in a series

MUGEN doesn't seem to have itself under the acronyms yet it shows as being part of the series. Can a moderator put Mugen in the Acronyms series? Dogonabone 20:25, 29 July 2014 (EDT)

 VX  • 04:11, 1 August 2014 (EDT)

a sick ass bitch on tumblr

her user name is aperture murder SHE IS FUCKING ATTTRACED TO WHEATLEY http://aperturemurder.tumblr.com/ — Preceding unsigned comment added by Mongose11 (talk • contribs)

Wolfquest

A 3D multiplayer wolf simulator that hasn't made any progress since 2008, which is coincidentally when it went online. Full of 10 year old no-lifes who pretend their actually wolves sitting at keyboards, and love to meet up in two glitched maps made by your mother. A surprising amount of rp happens inside WQ, mostly centered around trying to get their fugly wolf fucked by another, which is usually mimed by the players standing behind each other and wagging their tail while the other sniffs their ass.

In 2012-13 updates, Wolfquest Administrator and top resident lazy-ass on the forums decided to spend the rest of the funding for this shitastic piece of 'educational learning' to make it even worse. Multiplayer chat now comes with fun and exciting options like lexicon chat, or banning over two thousand words from normal chat, including 'he', 'she', and all modifiers. This was to stop the rampant hormonal wolf-on-wolf pr0n in the Wolfquest game, but players have gotten around this, usually with the statement 'wolfrunn390 has a bone and would love to bury it in your hole'.

Sounds too much like yiffing. CobaltCat 14:21, 9 August 2014 (EDT)

News

Robin Williams an hero and some dumb porn actress with dick envy got beaten by her ex-bf. --PumaPidarev 19:46, 11 August 2014 (EDT)

Kevin Ward

This dumbass redneck gets butthurt that his car got slammed into, and when he runs into ongoing NASCAR traffic to confront driver Tony Stewart, he gets pwned. How is this not a page yet?

The Failure

~Anarchangel

Kiki-Hyuga

A member of the infamous Deviantart and inventor of the creepypasta known as 'Come Play with Me'. Also notorious for creating an army of OCs to have smex with any character she finds attractive, most of which have her trademark wavy brown hair. She has also dabbled in furry business, having created an OC to screw Parappa the Rapper, as well as Klonoa. It should also be noted that if you create art depicting any of her sex toys denying her affections, her flying hoarde of butt kissers will immediately notify their queen, who will promptly descend from her throne to give you a passive aggressive tongue-lashing about using her OCs without her permission.

Blulanternzlight90 06:20, 13 August 2014 (EDT)

I wanna write the MLaaTR article

My Life as a Teenage Robot: Part of a series on expanding cartoons in the encyclopedia. I promise many lulz if I get to take part in the writing of this. Perhaps in the future we'll actually have a proper Danny Phantom page as well. We can get it removed from Exhibit C and stuff. There was also some DeviantArt user listed on the DeviantArt page that wrote some smutty fanfiction NOPE pretty sure it got erased by someone. Oh well, I"ll find him and others. GOTIS-GOYIM 02:13, 15 August 2014 (EDT)

Nolan Bradford (Mariomanwon)

A typical raid of VSauce was being commandeered by /b/. The plan was to accuse Michael of raping a 9 year old girl and drum up hysteria. Unfortunately, someone viewing the thread ruined the lulz by ratting them out on the video. The rape accusation comments were deleted within the hour. The story with this user was just beginning though. His name was Mariomanwon. /b/tards made fun of this kid like anyone else, and his videos of him singing terribly were soon filled with lulzy comments as his like/dislike ratio began enlarging. Still monitoring the thread, he privatized all his videos. His online accounts were quickly found though, and he started to close accounts left, right and center. He stupidly posted some personal details on some long unused account, which led to a near full set of dox including house address and an almost complete phone number. It would be a shame if we did not give him a page. Did I mention he's a fat brony who plays Minecraft and has his own OC? --GoldenIpodRecipient 15:57, 15 August 2014 (EDT)

"... and I'm an American airhead."

In the U.S., the Air Force has been doing some major spammage of a recruitment ad where a woman says she wanted to help people, but ends up saying "... and I'm an American airman." Now the whole black-is-white irony might be enough, but it is prone to appropriation for some political ends. [4] What absolutely fucking amazes me though is that I'm finding no hits anywhere for https://www.google.com/search?sclient=psy-ab&q=%22I%27m+an+American+airhead%22&btnG= . I'll admit, the search engines aren't doing me justice - I'm having a hard time even finding the ad. But the world needs a mock-up with a typical Republican American, the sort of guy who beats up Sikhs because the turbans look Muslim, explaining why he voted for the war, and ending ... "and I'm an American airhead." It should be beautiful. If only I had the video editing skills god gave a gnat. Wnt 21:04, 18 August 2014 (EDT)

Zoe Quinn

Zoe Quinn is a social justice warrior and video game developer who caused a shitstorm after it was revealed that her game got good responses from gaming journalists because she was fucking them. Sounds perfect for an ED article. An Oni Mouse 01:11, 19 August 2014 (EDT)

• Someone on now claims she sexually harassed him at a wedding. Phil Fish is white knighting her. oddguy 04:00, 19 August 2014 (EDT)

Yes, this definitely needs a page. --GoldenIpodRecipient 05:33, 19 August 2014 (EDT)

• I made a start for a page if anyone wants to help. I have to go to work soon. Here Zoe quinn. oddguy 05:39, 19 August 2014 (EDT)

Nice job for such a small amount of time! I'll be sure to add what I can. --GoldenIpodRecipient 05:49, 19 August 2014 (EDT)

Audrie Pott

Audrie Pott was a 15-year-old girl from Saratoga, California, took her life in September 2012 after sending Facebook messages to the boys who allegedly assaulted her at an alcohol-fueled party. Sounds like the best party ever! Fucktard666 20:54, 20 August 2014 (EDT)

Lions v crocodile

Probably not an article itself, but might find a loving home somewhere on an existing page: Three lionesses pwn croc (video embedded). Any takers? Sidecar 03:16, 21 August 2014 (EDT)

wileyk209zback

A furfag and manchild who has a toy collection he plays with on camera. Also makes shitty youtube poops. Likely an aspie. https://www.youtube.com/user/wileyk209zback --One With The Lulz 18:28, 31 August 2014 (EDT)

Millennials

Definitely need an article on this entitled, hipster, sjw faggot generation. --One With The Lulz 08:04, 3 September 2014 (EDT)

We already have one. Hipster --LoverOfBats 01:06, 11 September 2014 (EDT)

September 2014

Gender Bender DNA Twister Extreme

This is... "Deviantart: The Game". The Steam Page. Click at your own risk. It's a badly made transgender animu Visual Novel about men becoming girls and furries. It was recently Greenlit, and was put up on Steam's Early Access for $25.00. The devs are lashing out against anyone who criticizes their badly made porno. (And it is a porno! There's fucking badly made nudes in it, and it's on Steam.)

Jim Sterling's vid on teh horror. --LoverOfBats 01:02, 11 September 2014 (EDT) Just found the dev's Deviantart page: How ironic. --LoverOfBats 01:48, 11 September 2014 (EDT) Just got started on the page: Gender Bender DNA Twister Extreme --LoverOfBats 01:02, 12 September 2014 (EDT) Ray Rice He is a Handegg player who was caught on surveillance camera, channeling his inner Chris Brown. He beat the shit out of his then-fiancee (now his wife) in a casino elevator in New Jersey. Erdrick 06:05, 12 September 2014 (EDT) I agree, this needs to be an article. --Mantequilla (talk) 05:50, 16 September 2014 (EDT) Don Roberts Productions I have ideas to make an article on this dude who wants to start a war against ED Is he worth the time and effort? Dauser123 11:33, 19 September 2014 (EDT) He's pretty funny. Some guy sent him a picture of a model and told him he was her and wants to be his girlfriend. He said yes, but then broke up with him because the "girl" told him he should get a job. He also loved fedoras, makes videos of himself dancing, wants to be like PewDiePie and recently made a video about 888chan but left before he had time to see anything shocking enough to make him declare war on them as well. If someone were to make an article about him he would flip out and that would be pretty funny. oddguy 11:57, 19 September 2014 (EDT) Yes. This asspie is a lulzhive. --One With The Lulz 14:34, 19 September 2014 (EDT) Alright, I'm working on it :3 Dauser123 12:09, 19 September 2014 (EDT) It's done. It is really short so far but it will get better as he keeps making more videos. I can't wait to see his reaction that he is now on ED. Dauser123 19:33, 19 September 2014 (EDT) Could be better. I'll try to work on it when I have the time. oddguy 04:29, 20 September 2014 (EDT) five nights at freddy's Insert non-formatted text here guys this is needed so bad there is so much faggotry in this fucking game's fanfuck  — Preceding comment added by mongose11 (talk • contribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE! <youtube>0dtFzBvpD_M</youtube> Nobody cares about that shitty game. Is there any drama with the creators? Are they huge DeviantArt faggots? Are half of them gay? Is the game popular? Why would that crap need an article? "You survey scary teddy bears" does not an article make. CobaltCat 17:23, 19 September 2014 (EDT) Petitange Petitange1, was a infamous art thief that got her deactivated on Deviantart. She returned as Petitange2, she also got deactivated. She hates Tod from the Fox and the Hound, Marie from the Aristocats and Amy Rose. She also attacks people who hates her. --Mcb1209 19:03, 19 September 2014 (EDT) Can you get any screenshots? Also, is she on anywhere else or have a new dA account? --LoverOfBats 22:44, 20 September 2014 (EDT) Evidence 1, you have to download it from Deviantart, Evidence 2, Evidence 3, and Evidence 4. She returned to Deviantart as Petitange3, but no art. Comickit and Snuffbomb Both of these are artists from deviantArt (each with their own hundreds of fantard followers). But what makes them interesting? You might be wondering (if you gave a shit, of course). Well, Snuffbomb is a dude who alledgedly sexually harasses other users at dA, raped some girls and to top it off, he's supposedly a pedo. They say he has sent them some naked photos of himself too (even before they start to date), unfortunately I have found none of them to add into the suggestion. Now, Comickit is the ex-girlfriend of this guy, and one of the first people to start the shitstorm that's been happening on deviantArt lately through her tumblr with stuff like this. She accused him of pressuring her into fucking (said tumblr entry has already been deleted, what a fag!). She's leading an horde of her followers to bash at Snuffbomb and there's a whole bunch of drama going on (and just recently it seems she's trying to call out the attack because of death treats). Ever since she started the shitstorm, there have been a lot of victims popping out here and there (example), so this whole thing might be a lolcow for the rest of the year (or maybe just a couple weeks?). However, you guys should look it up fast, before this furfag takes her blogs from tumblr down (she already took some of her dA journals out). Comickit Snuffbomb Have fun guys! Fruitmother 01:37, 22 September 2014 (EDT) Hyrule: Total War A Zelda mod for Medieval II Kingdoms by an old-school furry DevianTard called UndyingNephalim. Now, while a Zelda strategy game might sound sweet, the half-assed, bug-ridden game is actually just a vessel for his beyond autistic, grimdark Zelda fan fiction, which he has been working on since fucking 2008. It can't be understated how delusional this guy is. He considers every game made since Twilight Princess to be "false" Zelda games, since the games aren't dark enough for him (Zelda being kid-friendly? Stop the fucking presses). Therefore, he's bravely embarked on a noble crusade to show Nintendo how a real Zelda game is made. He goes about this by rewriting the whole Zelda franchise into a world filled with more angst and grey morality than the average Harry Potter fanfiction. His average brainstorming process is usually "Let's make this good character an asshole", "This villain is actually pure as snow and misunderstood", "We never knew much about these guys, but they're probably assholes too". To illustrate, Ganon breaks down crying like a bitch because his wish for world peace didn't come true and he gets ass-stabbed to death by Zelda herself shortly afterwards. Over the years, UndyingAutism's tireless work to ruin everything you ever liked about Zelda has attracted a moderate band of like-minded followers. Based out on Undying's dA and the Total War forums, this merry band of edgy teenagers bond over how "above" actual Zelda games they are, while embracing something a million times worse. Every time Undying shits out another horrible character model, his loyal hivemind throw their arms up in praise for their edgelord. Whenever he finishes another mission of his shitty story-driven campaign mode, he records himself playing it on youtube and posts it on the forums, spoiling the entire shitfest for his fans, though it's not like it would have been released for another two years anyway. One can wonder what the point of making this game is when all he wants is to show everyone his story on youtube. Undying has quite strong opinions on humor in Zelda games, saying it's "for toddlers". On the other hand, in one of his cutscenes, Midna receives a wedgie from Zant which is apparently high-grade, sophisticated humor, proving that UndyingNephalim is also a weeaboo hypocrite, on top of everything else. He even got a front page feature on the TW forums when he announced an expansion pack to the game. This expansion is worked at simultaeously with the main game, assuring that either will never ever be finished. He also got covered briefly on G4. The announcement and imminent release of the Wii U game Hyrule Warriors sent Undying into a slow meltdown of autistic rage. While proclaiming Zelda dead multiple times as more news on the game came out, he ragequit the mod and disappeared for a week. What's even more hilarious is that during this went on, he kept modelling HW characters in his terrible style and "fixing" them, producing predictably awful results. Much earlier, he also made that annoying-ass helper Fi from Skyward Sword into a unit, which no one has ever seen apart from in a youtube preview video, since she's only available in his gay story mode which will never be finished. Like the programming genius Undying is, all he could do with Fi was have her ram into enemies to send them flying. In Hyrule Warriors, Fi is a playable character with playstyle that actually looks entertaining. This somehow made Undying's already inflated ego balloon out of control, proclaiming that Nintendo must have stolen his ideas!!!1, never mind that he doesn't have a single original thought floating around his vacated skull in the first place. He has recently branched out into making an unofficial Star Fox game in the Freespace 2 engine, named "Event Horizon". Knowing UndyingNephalim's flair for drama and writing, we can expect lots of furry death and rape in space, played dead serious. It's apparently based on the ending in Star Fox Command where Krystal runs off to become an edgy bounty hunter named Kursed. Any Star Fox fan can tell you this was the worst thing about an already bad game, but Undying swallowed it up like the furry shiteater that he is. H: TW's subforums on twcenter his dA And he has a patreon! Like everything else with a terrible fanbase, H: TW has a frighteningly comprehensive wiki, as well as one of those shitty trope pages. --Greaterd0ng, 22 September 2014 (EDT) Nightcore Don't know what Nightcore is? It's a shitty music trend on JewTube where you speed up the music to the point where male singers either sound like a woman or they got their balls clamped. That is literally all ALL THEY DO IS SPEED UP THE FUCKING MUSIC it has zero effort put into it.--The big hairy faggot 16:03, 24 September 2014 (EDT)The big hairy faggot Destiny So are we going to make a page on the miscarriage from Halo and Cock of Duty's one night stand soon? The hyper's appointment is delicious. --LoverOfBats 22:08, 25 September 2014 (EDT) O'hare Airport Fire An air traffic controller tried to An Hero by setting the radar station of the O'hare Airport on fire. He failed to an hero and instead caused 1,800 flights to be cancelled, as well as cause outrage. Link here. --LoverOfBats 18:08, 26 September 2014 (EDT) Roy Philipose This self-described "super genius" is probably best known for his awkward request at Tesla CEO Elon Musk to become vice chairman of the company. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDwEFvOh9co&feature=youtu.be&t=39m00s He also has a few websites and books, complete with fake reviews, about him being a 'level 2 stage' and a successful capitalist (despite living in his parent's basement) and how one may become such things. ShebaWolf 12:15, 29 September 2014 (EDT) Cynder Mizuki We need an article about this bitch, why? you may ask? Lets see and count this down. 1. CynderMizuki has claimed multiple of times that she was abused by LittleKuriboh, notice how she doesn't mention him in her tweets until all of a sudden an white knight wanted to help this cunt. She screams out "Stalker help me!" towards her white knights who BELIEVE HER. 2. Lies about her age on many sites its impossible to keep up. Meet up.com says she's 19, while on her tumblr she is stating that she is 21! 3. Anyone who follows misandry-mermaid already fucked themselves up. 4. She claims that she hates men but she has a crush on Takahata101 and Loki, right. 21. Definitely. Do we need anymore reasons? Oh yeah apparently she hurted some rape faggot victim who wrote about the site being down. http://internetnewshq.blogspot.com/2014/10/why-we-shouldnt-meet-our-heros.html UPDATE: Apparently, someone finally asked the question and CynderMizuki is one of the psyguy victims, she is blaming LittleKuriboh because Psy met her through LittleKuriboh. So if I have a shitty friend and he's done wrong to someone, its my fault and I should take responsibility? HOLY FUCK THIS CUNT IS STUPID. PLEASE TAKE CARE OF THIS ONE. TechRetard 03:17, 12 October 2014 (EDT)TechRetard 8chan.co The current 8chan page is a fucking mess written by a lolrandum /b/tard. I'll try to contact the admin himself to get some actual information on there soon. Mneln 02:54, 8 October 2014 (EDT) I wrote that you duckbag. oddguy 03:21, 8 October 2014 (EDT) Veronica "Taeshi" Vera To be honest, I am very surprised that Oddguy of all people has not made an article about her. Lets give the community a run down on this bitch. Who is she you might ask? Well this cum dumpster is named Veronica Vera, a well-known author in the web comic and furry community. Veronica has shown us multiple of times to NOT make comics about drama cats going to high school. She has no care in the world of what she does towards the comic community, Oddguy's review can give you more on this bitch: Bittersweet Review Things she has done to the internet: created a badly written webcomic ripped off more people than Zoe Quinn has fucked shits on her fans on a daily basis emotionally manipulates EVERYONE deliberately talks behind others back sends her white knight husband to do her own dirty work  — Preceding comment added by TechRetard (talk • contribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE! I don't feel right about writing two articles about the same person on two different sites. It's borderline sockpuppeting. Plus, despite what I've said about her in the past, I still have a little respect for her. People have asked me to write an article about her in the past, but I don't feel right about it. If someone else does it, I'll help, but I won't do much myself. Either way, most things worth mentioning are already in that article I wrote on BWW and in the sites "Author Response" section. It's updated up until the point I wrote it and I haven't kept up with what's been going on with her since then. All I know is that she finally shut down her forum, which was a fucking embarrassment in the first place, and had many more donation drives for various things she could stand to pay for herself. oddguy 10:25, 10 October 2014 (EDT)