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{{AOTN| | {{AOTN|Afghanistan|Talibansingles.jpg|Despite being named Afghanistan, Afghanistan is the home of the Pashtuns, also known as barbarian nazis 卐. Afghanistan was created by the ejaculation of Bill Nye (as he whacked off to the remembrance of the time he nailed Soledad O'Brien) that landed on an unknown dry mildew growing on donkey shit. Throughout most of Afghanistan's history, it's been called "that other piece of shit between Persia and India." When Russian and British Imperialism hit Central Asia (the Great Game), none of that mattered because the whole place became United Kingdom's bitch. However, Afghanistan is the only country that has pwned every invader except the U.S./Canada but the only reason why they didn't is because they used them to kick out Osama bin Laden and friends No. After that, they plan on turning back into what they were before; a narco-terrorist shithole who's only contribution to the world is decent heroin, innovations in buttrape, and lousy taxi drivers. A country that, if it weren't for everyone carrying an AK-47, would look very much like it did in the 12th century.|Taliban|Isabella_Loretta_Janke|Incest|Chris-chan}} | ||
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Despite being named Afghanistan, Afghanistan is the home of the Pashtuns, also known as barbarian nazis 卐. Afghanistan was created by the ejaculation of Bill Nye (as he whacked off to the remembrance of the time he nailed Soledad O'Brien) that landed on an unknown dry mildew growing on donkey shit. Throughout most of Afghanistan's history, it's been called "that other piece of shit between Persia and India." When Russian and British Imperialism hit Central Asia (the Great Game), none of that mattered because the whole place became United Kingdom's bitch. However, Afghanistan is the only country that has pwned every invader except the U.S./Canada but the only reason why they didn't is because they used them to kick out Osama bin Laden and friends No. After that, they plan on turning back into what they were before; a narco-terrorist shithole who's only contribution to the world is decent heroin, innovations in buttrape, and lousy taxi drivers. A country that, if it weren't for everyone carrying an AK-47, would look very much like it did in the 12th century.
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