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|3= '''Kwanzaa''' -- a.k.a.  "Christmas Ape goes to Summer Camp", AKA "(I'm Dreaming of a) Black Christmas" -- is a [[Nigger|Negroid]] holiday celebrated from December 26 to January 1. The dates were chosen because [[Welfare|welfare queens]] could afford to buy the discounted merchandise that [[White Devils|more affluent families]] left rotting on the shelves after [[Christmas|White Kwanzaa]] and [[Hanukkah|Kike Christmas]]. It celebrates the shining hallmarks of the modern black community: [[Bike#Niggas & Bikes|theft]], [[rape]], [[Drug|drug abuse]], [[Drunk|alcohol abuse]], [[Cunt#Cunt Punch|spousal abuse]], [[Holocaust|genocide]], [[Confederate States of America|civil war]], and [[murder]].  Kwanzaa is prevalent in nations where fried chicken and watermelon are plentiful and cheap in grocery stores.
|3= '''Hanukkah''' aka [[ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER|חֲנֻכָּה‎]] is a special holiday that is celebrated by all the [[Jews]] in the world. No one really knows what it's about but Jews will say it has something to do with candles or they will say that it is to celebrate how they escaped persecution from the [[Egyptian]]s or persecution from the [[Nazis]] or persecution from [[Americunt|America's]] Southern Democrats or who really gives a fuck, it's not even a high holiday.   


The truth is that when [[Christmas]] was invented, the Jews were feeling jealous and left out that they don't get a holiday celebrating their [[money|beliefs]] or getting presents and driving all the races under their heal into eternal servitude. Thus, [[Oh noes|Hanukkah was born]]! Every Jew will tell you Hanukkah is different from all the other holidays, but in reality it's just a knock-off mix-fusion of [[Christmas]] and [[Kwanzaa]]. ''Hanukkah'' in their language means "[[rape|rededication]]."


|4=  I'm dreaming of a black Christmas
 
|5= Santa
|4=  Jews did 9/11
|6= Jesus
|5= Christmas
|7= Jimbo Wales
|6= Santa
|7= Jesus
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Revision as of 20:40, 15 December 2021

Hanukkah

Hanukkah aka חֲנֻכָּה‎ is a special holiday that is celebrated by all the Jews in the world. No one really knows what it's about but Jews will say it has something to do with candles or they will say that it is to celebrate how they escaped persecution from the Egyptians or persecution from the Nazis or persecution from America's Southern Democrats or who really gives a fuck, it's not even a high holiday.

The truth is that when Christmas was invented, the Jews were feeling jealous and left out that they don't get a holiday celebrating their beliefs or getting presents and driving all the races under their heal into eternal servitude. Thus, Hanukkah was born! Every Jew will tell you Hanukkah is different from all the other holidays, but in reality it's just a knock-off mix-fusion of Christmas and Kwanzaa. Hanukkah in their language means "rededication."

(( Jews did 9/11 ))


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