Getting away with it

The smug face of a cunt who got away with it.

Getting away with it is the ultimate dream of most criminals who aren't driven by a desire for attention or the High Score. Ever since O.J. Simpson became the first person to ever get away with it in 1995, many other murderers have also attempted to get away with it – although very few have actually succeeded, even the white ones. When black people fail to get away with it (i.e. every single fucking time excluding O.J.), they have been known to emit a sound that has often been transliterated into actual people language as "I dindu nuffin!"

How To Get Away With It

• You won't.
• Kill yourself

People Who Have Gotten Away With It

The master himself.

• Jack the Ripper
• O.J. Simpson
• Casey Anthony
• George Zimmerman
• The McCanns
• Ted Cruz a.k.a. The Zodiac Killer
• Glenn Beck Raped And Murdered A Young Girl In 1990
• George W. Bush
• The Democrats
• Sam Hyde
• Garcia Zarate
• Noor Salman
• The Grassy Knoll Shooter

People Who Failed To Get Away With It

What happens when you fail to get away with it.

• Luka Magnotta - Arrested thanks to his own attention whoring and some observant EDiots on BestGore.
• Korryn Gaines
• Trayvon Martin
• Michael Brown
• Zaiger
• Girlvinyl

Dindus Who Still Think They Can Get Away With It

The grief-stricken face of a woman who failed to get away with it.

• Marcellus Williams
• Linda Carty

See Also

• DINDU NUFFIN - What niggers say when they fail to get away with it.
• Murder
• Asking for it

Getting away with it is part of a series on Psychopaths

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