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	“	SWEATYYYYYYY GOAAAALLLSSSS	„
	—KSIOlajidebt

KSIOlajidebt also known as JJ Olatunji is an unfunny black guy who makes shit videos in his council house in London. He has two channels, one of which has HD tagged on the end because that means it's in High-Definition! The main channel is basically him talking shit about video games, mainly Fifa. Sometimes he uploads even shittier videos, including one where he plays to the black guy stereotype and raps. His second channel, features him playing and talking about other games and some fucking shit v-logs where he talks about what he's doing.

JJ makes a lot of jokes in his videos. Most of them are directed towards black people, but it's okay because he's black, okay? The rest are either about footballkickers, gameplay, or other shit. He has a younger brother who also makes JewTube videos, which are equally shit, if not worse. In one of JJ's videos, he tells the audience that his brother once pissed on him. Probably a golden shower. He has JewTube friends, apparently, too. They're probably just friends with him because they think he'll rape them.

Ray’s fanbase

Pretty much sums up RayWilliamJohnson, all the way down to the public bathroom

• 13 year old boys
• 12 year old girls
• Faggots
• Newfags
• Trolls
• Fat kids
• Spastics
• Those desperate to get their comment picked by Ray
• His friends
• Himself

Fake and Gay

After getting a high, well-earned fan-base, he attempted at making a forced meme, as he always uses them in his videos. So he made a typical episode of his shit show using the typical misleading thumbnail and title, but then, knowing he’d becoming the laughing stock of the internet if he ever attempted this on /b/, he used his crap example of a troll to create THE WORST MEME EVER. Nowadays, you can’t go on any staged/seemingly staged/ video without seeing at least 1 comment posted by a 13-year-old boy or a 12 year old girl saying “LOLOLOL FAEK ADN GAY!!!1” or some unfunny variation of it.

Video Structure

1. Gel up hair
2. Lose sense of humor
3. Put on a shit eating grin
4. Provide shit commentary on shit videos
5. Take a big BAAAYYYY DOOOOO BLEEEEHHHHHHH
6. Call Borderlands Boring lands...
7. ???
8. Profit!

Eyebrows

It’d be an understatement to say Ray doesn’t have an eyebrow problem. In every video, the shape of his eyebrows change, presumably because he doesn't know what to do with them. His most famous style was the “obviously-shaven-right-down-the-center” look in late 2009.

Reception

With a guy who writes “I’m paid to clean the urinals at the local strip club” under his occupation on YouTube, you just KNOW you’re in for a hoot and a holler! The majority of his fans are 12 year old girls. It’s enough motivation for him to keep making videos (especially when video responses come into play). Unfortunately, that means the reception left on YouTube isn’t the same as what the majority conclude.

Lame/Sexist/Unfunny Jokes

His “talent” for joke telling can only be surpassed by the little 12 year olds who constantly jizz on their keyboard just wanting more of his unoriginal, scripted and retarded jokes. Any dumb fuck would dare look at his production team or whatever and find that they make up all the jokes because any fagcunt guido like him just wouldn't be fucking smart enough anyways. Heres a snippet from his channel: About New episode every TUES & FRI. I'm an alcoholic garden gnome with a taste for comic books and hip-hop music. I've also been known to produce a few good shows....- Thats a funny motherfucker right there. Watch at least one of his videos and you will see his try-hard attempts at trying to make his “audience” think that he is somewhat funny or witty, but as we all know children, guidos can’t be any of those things.

His Mother

In early 2010, Ray's very own mother advertised his e-show (titled "=3" for some perverted reason) on gpforums.com. There were mixed reviews; from terrible to suicide-inducing.

“   Terrible...just terrible.   „     —Nerd #1     “   Ban for being shit.   „     —Nerd #2     “   can i please have the time back i just wasted watching the start of that video?   „     —Nerd #3     “   Watched half that video. Holy balls that guy is contrived and extremely irritating. :mad: He'd be one of those guys that chimes in with something that sounded awesome in his head, but everyone ignores him because he eats shit.   „     —Nerd #4     “   The guy shaves between his eyebrows   „     —Nerd #5     “   Ha ha ha! Just kidding, guys. He's not really my son. Yeah, that guy sucks.   „     —RayWilliamJohnson's Mom Previous Quote | Next Quote

Show RayWilliamJohnson to any sane person over 12, and they’ll come to same conclusion…

	“	It’s terrible. I wipe my ass with it.	„
	—Irate Gamer

Trolling Ray

• Tell him, “America’s Funniest Home Videos called, they want their show and lack of humor back!”
• Tell him that he steals others peoples videos to get more money. Note his fans will nerd rage “U JUST JEALOUS!!!111”
• Call him out on his blatant racism and sexism as he constantly hides it by saying, "Naw I kid the _______," so that nobody in New York City finds him and beats the shit out of him.
• Tell him to quit shaving his eyebrows.
• Tell him, “Jersey Shore called, they want their filthy, greasy Guidos back.”
• Call him a pedophile as all his fans are twelve and under.
• Remind him that he doesn’t have any friends at all. Not just because they “don’t want to be on film”.
• Tell him to come out of the closet, as he clearly fucks his roommate Will, and tries to clear the homosexual accusations by filming himself with MeekaKitty all the time.
• Remind him that he’ll never make it in show business because he’s a fucking douche pump and has no on-camera talent, regardless of how high he raises his shaved eyebrows. He relies too much on jump cuts due his lack of oratory skills. Too bad he can’t have any jump cuts when performing live!
• Remind him of what a shitty rapper he is:

See Also

• Sxephil
• shanedawsontv
• Guido
• Pakis

External Links

• RayWilliamJohnson's YouTube Page
• His video log page that nobody cares about
•  RayWJ
• raywilliamjohnson
•  raywilliamjohnson
• His fan site =3
• His website
• His store page that nobody cares about

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