User talk:EBA

Welcome, EBA

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TKN Bot 20:22, 6 October 2012 (EDT)

yo bambifan

can't you simply leave forever? --Andrés ^(talkplx) 20:44, 6 October 2012 (EDT)

RLR

1. Before deleting any red links, make sure that they aren't either a typo or an article that has not been recovered yet. TGComix hasn't been recovered. I strongly suggest you to help us by recovering articles.
2. For not wasting time of our editors, we always summarise the edit with "rlr" (red link removal).
3. Get on irc faggot --Andrés ^(talkplx) 21:24, 6 October 2012 (EDT)

notice

Although I've explained our obsession about Image: and File: links, you shouldn't spam R/C with superfluous edits, so here are some protips:

1. When it comes to linking: _ is the same than a space (" ")
2. Image: and File: aren't worthy enough for searching & destroying every article.

NOT EVEN WITH 9000 SOCKS ANYONE WOULD LIKE YOU HERE --Andrés ^(talkplx) 21:29, 6 October 2012 (EDT)

Oh, also: when linking, the first letter of the link can be either a capital or a lowercase letter, don't waste time on those. --Andrés ^(talkplx) 21:32, 6 October 2012 (EDT)

Communicating with the ED community and replying the messages at your talk page is strongly suggested as well. --Andrés ^(talkplx) 21:33, 6 October 2012 (EDT)

As far as the links go I put a capital J in Jew gold because Jew is a noun. And I did a capital A for Arabs for the same reason. Also I have plenty of time to waste. EBA 21:37, 6 October 2012 (EDT)

"Jew gold" was a pipe link, it did not matter. Also, plz die. --Andrés ^(talkplx) 21:38, 6 October 2012 (EDT)

What? Don't capitalize jew. It may be a proper noun, but jews are not proper. VX BREATHE DEEP 17:18, 8 October 2012 (EDT)

Does that go for arabs too? Or for anyone else? I'm sorry about that. I need to work on being anti-semitic (also note: my laptop tells me when it's "misspelled", but I know now that this was actually intended.) EBA 17:22, 8 October 2012 (EDT)

I see jews as an exception. ED hates everyone, but none more than kikes. VX BREATHE DEEP 17:24, 8 October 2012 (EDT)

Listen up bambi

I don't care what Zaiger thinks. If you keep editing your own article, I will molest you until he is forced to demote me. TylerRosenow → ☎ ✉ ✍ 17:11, 8 October 2012 (EDT)

Why is it wrong to fix spellings errors? And capitalizing nouns? Really, it's hypocritical to say I can't spell yet I know Wikipedia is a noun and you don't? You must not care at all about that, only who I am (or am not). EBA 17:14, 8 October 2012 (EDT)

I apologize. I think it's the same as what VXsalesman said about jews. Thanks. EBA 17:33, 8 October 2012 (EDT)

That's my opinion, not a policy. I don't necessarily say that anyone else should do it. VX BREATHE DEEP 17:41, 8 October 2012 (EDT)

OK but Gray had done it at one of my articles. If other people do it then that must explain yet another reason why people hate me: I act too much like I'm on Wikipedia. EBA 17:44, 8 October 2012 (EDT)

Just stop pretending to be (or being) a faggot. Thou art retarded. Fuck your "omg lol capitalization". --Andrés ^(talkplx) 18:01, 8 October 2012 (EDT)

For the record this isn't pretend. I do want to be liked, but it seems as though the world will probably end first. Also, should I go back to using my real account? EBA 18:02, 8 October 2012 (EDT)

Fuck your record, also start taking your own descitions, do you still live in mommy's basement or what? --Andrés ^(talkplx) 18:05, 8 October 2012 (EDT)