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User talk:EBA
Welcome, EBA
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TKN Bot 20:22, 6 October 2012 (EDT)
yo bambifan
can't you simply leave forever? --Andrés (talkplx) 20:44, 6 October 2012 (EDT)
RLR
- Before deleting any red links, make sure that they aren't either a typo or an article that has not been recovered yet. TGComix hasn't been recovered. I strongly suggest you to help us by recovering articles.
- For not wasting time of our editors, we always summarise the edit with "rlr" (red link removal).
- Get on irc faggot --Andrés (talkplx) 21:24, 6 October 2012 (EDT)
notice
Although I've explained our obsession about Image: and File: links, you shouldn't spam R/C with superfluous edits, so here are some protips:
- When it comes to linking: _ is the same than a space (" ")
- Image: and File: aren't worthy enough for searching & destroying every article.
NOT EVEN WITH 9000 SOCKS ANYONE WOULD LIKE YOU HERE --Andrés (talkplx) 21:29, 6 October 2012 (EDT)
- Oh, also: when linking, the first letter of the link can be either a capital or a lowercase letter, don't waste time on those. --Andrés (talkplx) 21:32, 6 October 2012 (EDT)
- As far as the links go I put a capital J in Jew gold because Jew is a noun. And I did a capital A for Arabs for the same reason. Also I have plenty of time to waste. EBA 21:37, 6 October 2012 (EDT)
- "Jew gold" was a pipe link, it did not matter. Also, plz die. --Andrés (talkplx) 21:38, 6 October 2012 (EDT)
- What? Don't capitalize jew. It may be a proper noun, but jews are not proper. VX BREATHE DEEP 17:18, 8 October 2012 (EDT)
- Does that go for arabs too? Or for anyone else? I'm sorry about that. I need to work on being anti-semitic (also note: my laptop tells me when it's "misspelled", but I know now that this was actually intended.) EBA 17:22, 8 October 2012 (EDT)
- I see jews as an exception. ED hates everyone, but none more than kikes. VX BREATHE DEEP 17:24, 8 October 2012 (EDT)
- Does that go for arabs too? Or for anyone else? I'm sorry about that. I need to work on being anti-semitic (also note: my laptop tells me when it's "misspelled", but I know now that this was actually intended.) EBA 17:22, 8 October 2012 (EDT)
- What? Don't capitalize jew. It may be a proper noun, but jews are not proper. VX BREATHE DEEP 17:18, 8 October 2012 (EDT)
- "Jew gold" was a pipe link, it did not matter. Also, plz die. --Andrés (talkplx) 21:38, 6 October 2012 (EDT)
- As far as the links go I put a capital J in Jew gold because Jew is a noun. And I did a capital A for Arabs for the same reason. Also I have plenty of time to waste. EBA 21:37, 6 October 2012 (EDT)
Listen up bambi
I don't care what Zaiger thinks. If you keep editing your own article, I will molest you until he is forced to demote me. TylerRosenow → ☎ ✉ ✍ 17:11, 8 October 2012 (EDT)
- Why is it wrong to fix spellings errors? And capitalizing nouns? Really, it's hypocritical to say I can't spell yet I know Wikipedia is a noun and you don't? You must not care at all about that, only who I am (or am not). EBA 17:14, 8 October 2012 (EDT)
- I apologize. I think it's the same as what VXsalesman said about jews. Thanks. EBA 17:33, 8 October 2012 (EDT)
- That's my opinion, not a policy. I don't necessarily say that anyone else should do it. VX BREATHE DEEP 17:41, 8 October 2012 (EDT)
- OK but Gray had done it at one of my articles. If other people do it then that must explain yet another reason why people hate me: I act too much like I'm on Wikipedia. EBA 17:44, 8 October 2012 (EDT)
- That's my opinion, not a policy. I don't necessarily say that anyone else should do it. VX BREATHE DEEP 17:41, 8 October 2012 (EDT)
- I apologize. I think it's the same as what VXsalesman said about jews. Thanks. EBA 17:33, 8 October 2012 (EDT)
Just stop pretending to be (or being) a faggot. Thou art retarded. Fuck your "omg lol capitalization". --Andrés (talkplx) 18:01, 8 October 2012 (EDT)
- For the record this isn't pretend. I do want to be liked, but it seems as though the world will probably end first. Also, should I go back to using my real account? EBA 18:02, 8 October 2012 (EDT)
Fuck your record, also start taking your own descitions, do you still live in mommy's basement or what? --Andrés (talkplx) 18:05, 8 October 2012 (EDT)