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==Identifying A Wizard== | ==Identifying A Wizard== | ||
[[File:Merlinmanson.jpg|thumb|Not a Real Wizard.]] | [[File:Merlinmanson.jpg|thumb|Not a Real Wizard.]] | ||
In order to make sure you are in deed dealing with a real wizard and not a [[jedi]],cardboard display,carnie or someone in costume | In order to make sure you are in deed dealing with a real wizard and not a [[jedi]], cardboard display, carnie or someone in costume: [[Image:Wizard3.jpeg|thumb|Not a Real Wizard.]] <br> | ||
*You can first look for a "bald beard wig". Real wizards have to cover up their massive epic wizard beards with a stage prop simular to a bald wig except worn over the beard. | *You can first look for a "bald beard wig". Real wizards have to cover up their massive epic wizard beards with a stage prop simular to a bald wig except worn over the beard. | ||
*Secondly look for a "Familiar" which would be an animal compainion. If the person in question has a raven,owl,snake,cat,[[mudkip]],rhino,dog or fish, chances are they are a real wizard. | *Secondly look for a "Familiar" which would be an animal compainion. If the person in question has a raven, owl, snake, cat, [[mudkip]], rhino, dog or fish, chances are they are a real wizard. | ||
*You have just seen them cast Magic | *You have just seen them cast Magic Missile. (likely at you) | ||
*If all else fails throw salt in person of questions eyes. Wizards cannot take the anti-magic properties of salt. If the person in question screams in pain followed by reddening of the eyes | *If all else fails throw salt in person of questions eyes. Wizards cannot take the anti-magic properties of salt. If the person in question screams in pain followed by reddening of the eyes (also known as the "demon eyes") you know you have a wizard. | ||
==Baby Cakes on Wizards== | ==Baby Cakes on Wizards== | ||
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==People Who Are Not Wizards== | ==People Who Are Not Wizards== | ||
[[File:Wizard.gif|thumb|300px|right|If you see one of these, you must burn your computer and move house immediately]] | |||
*Users of Wizardchan | *Users of Wizardchan | ||
*[[Wiccans]] | *[[Wiccans]] | ||
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Revision as of 08:56, 23 July 2018
Wizard may refer to:
- The Wizard
- Wizard Rock
- I put on my robe and wizard hat, a quote from Bloodninja's cybersex logs
- A bad NBA team
- A person in fantasy or mythology who has studied and practices magic (see fag)
- A pejorative term applied to men who are 30 years old Virgin basement dwellers (see wizardchan and you)
- Harry Potter - normalfags dream wizard
- Imperial Wizard - President of upstanding lynching clubs.
- Jesus - performed many magical acts.
- Charlie Sheen - Admitted Wizard.
- Alan Moore - Insane.
Identifying A Wizard
In order to make sure you are in deed dealing with a real wizard and not a jedi, cardboard display, carnie or someone in costume:
- You can first look for a "bald beard wig". Real wizards have to cover up their massive epic wizard beards with a stage prop simular to a bald wig except worn over the beard.
- Secondly look for a "Familiar" which would be an animal compainion. If the person in question has a raven, owl, snake, cat, mudkip, rhino, dog or fish, chances are they are a real wizard.
- You have just seen them cast Magic Missile. (likely at you)
- If all else fails throw salt in person of questions eyes. Wizards cannot take the anti-magic properties of salt. If the person in question screams in pain followed by reddening of the eyes (also known as the "demon eyes") you know you have a wizard.
Baby Cakes on Wizards
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People Who Are Not Wizards
- Users of Wizardchan
- Wiccans
- Mormons
- Anyone under the age of 21
- Girls
- Ron Hubbard (or any other scientologist)
- Chris-Chan
- The poser behind the curtian in The Wizard of Oz
- Kobe Bryant
- Doctor Who
- Anyone who belives the necronomicon or H.P Lovecraft.
- Anyone on Deviantart.
- You
Becoming A Wizard
- 1.Get a wand.
- 2.Get a robe.
- 3.????
- 4.PROFIT!!!!
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