User talk:Sphotof

Welcome, Sphotof

This is serious. READ IT.

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This colostomy bag was BANNED for their faggotry. You can help by learning from their mistakes. Vandalizing their user page with Pain Series attacks never hurts either.

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~Oblique 02:29, 4 March 2012 (EST)

Goggle

Goggle Needs to be worked on here.

Don't make us ban you please.

From the looks of Recent Changes, it looks like you are attempting to write a new article on Goggle. Please be advised that you should create this article in your userspace here and work on it before you contact an editor or a sysop to move it to mainspace. If you don't know what to do, here are some tips:

• Do not create your article in the main namespace. Work on it here.
• Read ED:LULZ, ED:101, and ED:RR.
• Make it long enough to be worth reading (Several paragraphs, at least).
• Use headings and insert images.
• Link to a few outside sources to help establish internets relevance.

--MilænorTSW 11:03, 14 March 2012 (EDT)

Valve

You messed up the entire display. Be more careful next time. -Gray 17:33, 25 October 2012 (EDT)

Sega

Please avoid spamming up the recent changes with minor edits.
Instead of saving the page to view your changes, use the show preview button (located to the right of the save page button) to view the changes you've made without saving them.
This way, you can go back and fix any mistakes you've made without having to make multiple edits to the page.

Also, try to be less of an unfunny faggot. - Mr.Jonzz 11:02, 19 November 2012 (EST)

Mario and PSY were out for a powerful Valentine's walk inside a clerkshop. As they went, PSY rested his hand on Mario's eyes. It was the most romantic walk ever. But even though the day was so smelly, Mario was filled with exstatic dread.

"Do you suppose it's acidic here?" he asked lulzily.

"You gay silly," PSY said, tickling Mario with his boo. "It's completely long."

Just then, a colourful cheap-cheap leapt out from behind a bed and jizzed PSY in the penis. "Aaargh!" PSY screamed.

Things looked juicy. But Mario, although he was lulzy, knew he had to save his love. He grabbed a wooden stick and, like a retarded vegas fish, beat the cheap-cheap dumbfoundidly until it ran off. "That will teach you to moan innocent people."

Then he clasped PSY close. PSY was bleeding retardedly. "My darling," Mario said, and pressed his lips to PSY's nipples.

"I love you," PSY said hilariously, and expired in Mario's arms.

Mario never loved again.

Your articles

HAI 2 U Gosh, you sure seem enthusiastic, but it looks like you haven't gotten the hang of ED quite yet. From what I can tell from the new pages, you have the energy to create articles fast. However, none of them are good. If you want my advice, don't use strikethroughs, be original with your insults, actually take your time making articles, and most importantly, avoid making articles on things nobody cares about (ex: Julesoogle and Pumkin World, DreamWorks is okay). Not too long ago, we had a guy that made nothing but mediocre articles and things escalated real quickly.

-Gray 19:47, 11 December 2012 (EST)

install gentoo

ya

your template

Can you mspaint what you want it to look like? Mike the Great (talk) 21:43, 12 December 2012 (EDT)

Sorry that took so long. I got sidetracked with boring things like eating when I was half-done, came back, fiddled some more, got sidetracked, lost my clipboard which had all the work copied to it, started over from scratch, and redid it in a much shorter method. Is that what you had in mind? Mike the Great (talk) 23:51, 12 December 2012 (EDT)

Troll what? It was just the Template:Approve for a good job. You said you wanted to give me an award. Mike the Great (talk) 00:17, 13 December 2012 (EDT)

your screenshot

I suggest that you reupload that image because ===> your youtube id is showing; and what do you play on steam anyways --M@ggi ====> 10:40, 15 December 2012 (EST)

I had MW2, now that nobodies on the MW2 servers, I swapped to MW3 --M@ggi ====> 11:20, 15 December 2012 (EST)

im not telling you --M@ggi ====> 11:31, 15 December 2012 (EST)

I saw your comment on MaoistRebelNews fag's video

And I just wanted you to know that he is a not only a fucking red but also a complete jackass. His neighbors hate him(for good reason) YT users hate him(for good reason) and it is proven fact that a majority of his disgusting behavior is linked to a severe case of aspergers. Take my word for it and don't ever look up to this man. SWfan 10:59, 30 December 2012 (EST)

Friendly Message

Try to use four tildes 1~ 2~ 3~ 4~ at the end of each message. SWfan 19:23, 30 December 2012 (EST)

POTN

Many thanks! 17:35, 28 April 2013 (EDT)

infobox

Were you looking fors traditionally take the form of a hatnote, whereas infoboxes generally provide meta-info.  VX  • 21:11, 17 August 2014 (EDT)

image frame

Not sure what you're asking, but this might be of some help.User:Disassemblyline/Sandbox
Boudica 23:22, 24 August 2014 (EDT)

this is how  VX  • 23:42, 24 August 2014 (EDT)

viewcount

Hi: the view counter is visible to everyone, at the bottom of the current revision of the page. :) -hipcrime 16:44, 26 August 2014 (EDT)

yw. Happy to help. :3 -hipcrime 17:28, 26 August 2014 (EDT)

Cool4Cats

Hello Kitty has cat ears and cat whiskers, therefore is a cat, imo. :P -hipcrime 07:10, 1 September 2014 (EDT)

A Request

can_i_rape_you_anally: hi, are you busy

can_i_rape_you_anally: can i ask a fucked up question?

kieragirlrulz: i guess

can_i_rape_you_anally: do you have a rape fetish, and were you ever raped

kieragirlrulz: noo

can_i_rape_you_anally: i like rape

can_i_rape_you_anally: no, im not a rapist lol

can_i_rape_you_anally: i just like it

can_i_rape_you_anally: id never actually do it unless the chick wanted me to act it out or something

can_i_rape_you_anally: maybe we should hook up and i could fuck you in the ass

kieragirlrulz: ouch

kieragirlrulz: i think that would hurt alot

can_i_rape_you_anally: ya, but its a good pain ya know

can_i_rape_you_anally: id like ot see what your ass looks like tho, could you take one pic of it?

kieragirlrulz: i dont have a digi cam so if i took em you wouldnt get to see em for like a week or something

can_i_rape_you_anally: oh. so youd let me fuck you in the ass?

kieragirlrulz: i dunno sound like it will hurt

can_i_rape_you_anally: it will

kieragirlrulz: then why do i wanna do it. lol

can_i_rape_you_anally: lol cuz sexual pleasure is good

kieragirlrulz: but not if it hurts really bad

can_i_rape_you_anally: well, it goes numb too

kieragirlrulz: just sounds crappy to me. if its no fun i dont wanna do it

can_i_rape_you_anally: well, id fuck your pussy too

kieragirlrulz: i dont wanna get preg so ud have to bring stuff

can_i_rape_you_anally: of course lol

kieragirlrulz: ru just playin with me

can_i_rape_you_anally: im serious if you are lol

btw fucker i bet u cant find who i am on steam bitch

AlGore 23:00, 2 January 2015 (EST)