Gamergate 2.0: Difference between revisions

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Oh my fucking god are we doing this shit again?

Gamergate 2.0 is something that someone is trying to make a thing, involving a bunch of sweaty incels getting mad that some other bunch of rotten Woke bitches for... I dunno, infiltrating video games or something. Both were bored that Trump is still not President and thus had nothing legitimate to complain about, so both sides started to work together to manufacture a rage-bait story in order to fuel traffic to their websites. Instant success?? Maybe not; it doesn't seem to be working as well as the first Gamergate, cuz like all sequels, it sucks ass.

Ok but what is the real story

So a company called "Sweet Baby Inc." is a consulting firm that video game and media companies hire to make sure they're on the right side of history. Y'know, normal stuff like "we no longer call them Orientals", "they may have dyed their hair, but you don't have to ask 'do the carpets match the drapes?'" and "No, neither hard-R nor soft-R is appropriate language". Y'know, pretty standard stuff for the 21st Century. And business for Sweet Baby was good for a good long while: they got to fight the good fight behind the scenes and allowed the gaming companies themselves to take the heat for all the decisions that pissed off their consumers.

At least, things WERE good, until they flew too close to the sun.

Kim Belair

At the Game Developers Conference 2019, Sweet Baby CEO Kim Belair said some stuff that was considered to be silly.

So now what?

Don't make it a thing. Just stop it. Get some help. Or just make fun of everyone involved. They're the ones sewing discord and chaos, fight back: suck an incel's dick, eat out a woke bitch, make love, not war.

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