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In ED's endless search for truth, justice, disgusting imagery, severed cocks in buckets, and all manner of lulz, we present something that took YEARS to put together. Jokes about Wikipedians, mostly written by other wikipedians. Enjoy.
Obviously, '''Wikipedia''' is a fucking joke. However, certain [[Autistic|humorless]] [[Wikipedos|individuals]] think it is incredibly funny to come up with loads of [[Auto-fellatio|self-referential]] [[Forced memes|in-jokes]] about their shared shame. Here are some of the most [[Unfunny|tedious]] of these attempts at pretending they are all a jolly light-hearted bunch (rather than the truth, which is that the last time anyone touched their genitals was when they were robbed by a pickpocket).
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{{quote|What is white and gold and black and blue?
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A Wikipedian's penis.}}
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==[[Reliable|What Wikipedia is Not]]==
Articles in Wikipedia are often deleted with a clever and witty message attached. These "joke deletions" are a fun activity that users play towards each other- whomever writes the cleverest message gets to delete someone else's article, and the author of said article checks up on it only to find it removed, and promptly dies in various fits of laughter. [[Bureaucratic_Fuck#Uncle_G|Uncle G]], a particularly annoying [[Bureaucratic fuck|admin]], invented these colloquial sayings, known as "isnotisms", [[at least 100 years ago|at least 100 days ago]], which are presented in the following format:
'''Click for shitty geek humor.'''{{collapseobject|hid|[-]|[+]|0|
{{quote|What do Wikipedians use for birth control?
[[Image:Wikipedia-edit-wars.png|thumb|Traditional Wikipedia debate topics.]]
*Wikipedia is not [[Wikitruth]]!
Themselves.}}
*Wikipedia is not Wiccapedia.
*Wikipedia is not about the size but how you use it.
*Wikipedia is not a fracking image repository (this is of course a lie; check Commons and Wikigraphy).
*Wikipedia is not a place for master debaters but has lots of hot pics for 12-y.o. masturbators.
{{quote|A snail is heading home from work, very late one night. He gets mugged by an arbitrator. The policeman says "Can you describe the guy?" The snail says "I don't know . . . it all happened so fast. But he did smell like Ho-Hos."}}
*Wikipedia is not a dating service, unless you're NathanR, Snopake, Phaedriel, etc.
*Wikipedia is not [[Uncyclopedia]], but it does pwn Uncyclopedia.
*Wikipedia is not headed by little green men but by a man with a little green dick.
*Wikipedia is not a land of milk and honey.
{{quote|What do Rich Farmbrough and a high class prostitute have in common?
*Wikipedia is not part of a balanced breakfast.
*Wikipedia is not an episode of Law and Order.
They both stop working after you piss on them.}}
*Wikipedia is not a valid reference material.
*Wikipedia is not a [[Boytaur]] but has attracted many gender-confused men.
*Wikipedia is not a place for happy people.
*Wikipedia is not above plagiarizing the crap out of everything.
{{quote|What is the difference between a Wikipedia administrator and a proctologist?
*Wikipedia is in no way wacky pedophilia.
*Wikipedia is not man's best friend.
A proctologist only deals with one asshole at a time.}}
*Wikipedia is not involved in the Kennedy cover-up (yeah, sure...).
*Wikipedia is not an international crisis, but they like to think they are.
*Wikipedia is not what I put on my toast.
*Wikipedia is not able to endorse domestic violence.
{{quote|What is the worst part about eating SlimVirgin's pussy?
*Wikipedia is not 1337. Not in the least.
*Wikipedia is not to be used under the influence of alcohol.
Putting the diaper back on.}}
*Wikipedia is not as tasty as sushi.
*Wikipedia is not vandal resistant.
*Wikipedia is not suitable for minors.
*Wikipedia is not as hot as [[Lunajack|Luna Lovegood]].
{{quote|What's the difference between Arbcom and menstrual blood?
*Wikipedia is not a spell-checker but thinks it is.
*Wikipedia did not inhale.
I can't gargle with Arbcom.}}
*Wikipedia is not your personal army.
*Wikipedia is not the answer.
*Wikipedia is not dead nigger storage.
*Wikipedia canNOT hold Grawp's GIANT dick
{{quote|What's the best part of fucking Molly White?
*Wikipedia is not a big truck. (But it IS a series of tubes.)
*Wikipedia is not an American Civil War reenactment.
She tastes like nigger.}}
*Wikipedia is not a feminist conspiracy (due to there being no women)
*Wikipedia is not Wikipedia!.}}
Tellingly, obsessive listmaking is one of the most reliable symptoms of [[Asperger's syndrome]].
{{clear}}
{{quote|What's the difference between [[MONGO]] and a trampoline?
<br>
You don't wear a strap-on when you jump on a trampoline.}}
{{quote|How do you get a teenaged patroller to stop reporting you to SPI?
Give him a blowjob. It'll be his first.}}
{{quote|What is the difference between a mansion and a 10 year old Wikipedia roads nerd?
I have never been inside a mansion.}}
{{quote|What do you call the worthless flesh around a pussy?
[[Jimbo Wales]].}}
{{quote|Before your baby died, what did you often fantasize it would become?
{{quote|What does [[Fred Bauder]]'s pussy taste like?
Depends!}}
{{quote|What is the best part about having sex with [[Jokestress|Andrea James]] in the shower?
You can slick her hair back and pretend she is 8. Or just suck her severed dick.}}
{{quote|Why did God create Jimmy Wales?
So women will know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt.}}
{{quote|What did [[Jayjg]] say to your dead baby?
Jayjg only fucked your dead baby. He didn't say much.}}
{{quote|What turns a [[Fae]] into a vegetable?
AIDS!}}
{{quote|What is better than having sex with a 10 year old Wikipedian?
Having sex with a 5-year-old Wikipedian!}}
{{quote|What's the difference between KillerChihuahua and a refrigerator?
A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.}}
{{quote|What do you get when you introduce [[Erik Moeller]] to a 10-year-old?
An erection.}}
{{quote|How do they separate men from boys at the WMF?
With a crowbar.}}
{{quote|What's the most popular pick up line at [[David Shankbone]]'s house?
May I push in your stool?}}
{{quote|How do you make a ten year old girl cry twice?
Wipe your bloody cock on her barnstar. }}
{{quote|What is black and blue and hates to have sex?
The Wikipedia admin in your basement.}}
{{quote|How does a Wikipedia mother know when her daughter is on the rag?
Her son's dick tastes funny. }}
{{quote|What do you call Fae in a wheelchair?
RolAIDS.}}
{{quote|What's the best part of sex with [[Arbitration_Committee#Newyorkbrad|Ira Matetsky]]?
Reaching around and pretending it went all the way through.}}
{{quote|What's the difference between [[Russavia]] and acne?
Acne doesn't come on a boys face until he's 13.}}
{{quote|What do a tampon and Orlady have in common?
They're both stuck up cunts.}}
{{quote|How do you swat 200 flies at one time?
Hit [[Oliver Keyes]] in the face with a frying pan.}}
{{quote|What's the difference between [[David Gerard]] and his girlfriend?
His girlfriend has a higher sperm count.}}
{{quote|What's the difference between [[Chase me ladies, I'm the Cavalry|Richard Symonds]] and his girlfriend?
His girlfriend has a bigger dick.}}
{{quote|What's so good about a [[Ironholds#Ironholds_x_Fluffernutter|Fluffernutter]] blow-job?
You know she'll swallow.}}
{{quote|Wanna hear a joke?
Jayjg's foreskin.}}
{{quote|How many Wikipedians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and bitch on IRC.}}
{{quote|What do you get when you cross [[Bureaucratic_Fuck#Elonka|Elonka]] with the Pillsbury dough boy?
A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.}}
{{quote|What were the best four years of Beeblebrox's life?
Sixth grade.}}
{{quote|KillerChihuahua, Elonka, and Fluffernutter decide to check their daughters' bags. All 3 of them found condoms in the respective bags.
Elonka was stunned and said : "We're a catholic family, It is a sin to have premarital sex."
Fluffernutter said "Its good to see my girl is using protection, because prevention is better than cure!"
KillerChihuahua said: "OH MY GOD, MY DAUGHTER HAS A PENIS".}}
{{quote|How can you tell which admin is the highest-ranking?
The one with the dirty knees. And the cum in his mouth.}}
{{quote|What do you call 50 Wikipedia admins in a room with 50 lesbians?
A hundred people who won't do dick!}}
{{quote|What's the difference between [[David Gerard]] and a hurricane?
You can't rip the eye out of a hurricane and skull-fuck it.}}
{{quote|How do you make [[FT2]] fuck a woman?
Put her in a dog costume.}}
{{quote|FEEL the warmth of Haily T. Fogelquist's genitals
(as soon as you pull your head out of Newyorkbrad's ass)}}
==Punchable punchlines==
In ED's endless search for truth, justice, disgusting imagery, severed cocks in buckets, and all manner of lulz, we present something that took YEARS to put together. Jokes about Wikipedians, mostly written by other wikipedians. [[Impossible|Enjoy.]]
|What is white and gold and black and blue?|'''{{hover|(REVEAL PUNCHLINE)|A Wikipedian's penis.}}'''
|What do Wikipedians use for birth control?|'''{{hover|(REVEAL PUNCHLINE)|Their personalities.}}'''
|A snail is heading home from work, very late one night. He gets mugged by an arbitrator. The policeman says "Can you describe the guy?" The snail says "I don't know . . . it all happened so fast. But he did smell like Ho-Hos."|'''{{hover|(REVEAL PUNCHLINE)|There is no punchline, you tard}}'''
|What do Rich Farmbrough and a high class prostitute have in common?|'''{{hover|(REVEAL PUNCHLINE)|They both stop working after you piss on them.}}'''
|What is the difference between a Wikipedia administrator and a proctologist?|'''{{hover|(REVEAL PUNCHLINE)|A proctologist only deals with one asshole at a time.}}'''
|What is the worst part about eating SlimVirgin's pussy?|'''{{hover|(REVEAL PUNCHLINE)|Putting the diaper back on.}}'''
|What's the difference between Arbcom and menstrual blood?|'''{{hover|(REVEAL PUNCHLINE)|I can't gargle with Arbcom.}}'''
|What's the best part of fucking Molly White?|'''{{hover|(REVEAL PUNCHLINE)|She tastes like nigger.}}'''
|What's the difference between [[MONGO]] and a trampoline?|'''{{hover|(REVEAL PUNCHLINE)|You don't wear a strap-on when you jump on a trampoline.}}'''
|How do you get a teenaged patroller to stop reporting you to SPI?|'''{{hover|(REVEAL PUNCHLINE)|Give him a blowjob. It'll be his first.}}'''
|What is the difference between a mansion and a 10 year old Wikipedia roads nerd?|'''{{hover|(REVEAL PUNCHLINE)|I have never been inside a mansion.}}'''
|What do you call the worthless flesh around a pussy?|'''{{hover|(REVEAL PUNCHLINE)|Jimbo Wales}}'''
|Before your baby died, what did you often fantasize it would become?|'''{{hover|(REVEAL PUNCHLINE)|Mark Pellegrini's gigantic scrotum.}}'''
|What does [[Fred Bauder]]'s pussy taste like?|'''{{hover|(REVEAL PUNCHLINE)|Depends!}}'''
|What is the best part about having sex with [[Jokestress|Andrea James]] in the shower?|'''{{hover|(REVEAL PUNCHLINE)|You can slick her hair back and pretend she is 8. Or just suck her severed dick.}}
|Why did God create Jimmy Wales?|'''{{hover|(REVEAL PUNCHLINE)|So women will know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt.}}'''
|What did [[Jayjg]] say to your dead baby?|'''{{hover|(REVEAL PUNCHLINE)|Jayjg only fucked your dead baby. He didn't say much.}}'''
|What turns a [[Fae]] into a vegetable?|'''{{hover|(REVEAL PUNCHLINE)|AIDS!}}'''
|What is better than having sex with a 10 year old Wikipedian?|'''{{hover|(REVEAL PUNCHLINE)|Having sex with a 5-year-old Wikipedian!}}
|What's the difference between KillerChihuahua and a refrigerator?|'''{{hover|(REVEAL PUNCHLINE)|A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.}}'''
}}
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Have a much-needed rest here, to regain your composure after so much merriment, then dive straight into the next set of quotes for even moar!
|What do you get when you introduce [[Erik Moeller]] to a 10-year-old?|'''{{hover|(REVEAL PUNCHLINE)|An erection.}}'''
|How do they separate men from boys at the WMF?|'''{{hover|(REVEAL PUNCHLINE)|With a crowbar.}}'''
|What's the most popular pick up line at [[David Shankbone]]'s house?|'''{{hover|(REVEAL PUNCHLINE)|May I push in your stool?}}'''
|How do you make a ten year old girl cry twice?|'''{{hover|(REVEAL PUNCHLINE)|Wipe your bloody cock on her barnstar.}}'''
|What is black and blue and hates to have sex?|'''{{hover|(REVEAL PUNCHLINE)|The Wikipedia admin in your basement.}}'''
|How does a Wikipedia mother know when her daughter is on the rag?|'''{{hover|(REVEAL PUNCHLINE)|Her son's dick tastes funny.}}'''
|What do you call Fae in a wheelchair?|'''{{hover|(REVEAL PUNCHLINE)|RolAIDS}}'''
|What's the best part of sex with [[Arbitration_Committee#Newyorkbrad|Ira Matetsky]]?|'''{{hover|(REVEAL PUNCHLINE)|Reaching around and pretending it went all the way through.}}'''
|What's the difference between [[Russavia]] and acne?|'''{{hover|(REVEAL PUNCHLINE)|Acne doesn't come on a boys face until he's 13.}}'''
|What do a tampon and Orlady have in common?|'''{{hover|(REVEAL PUNCHLINE)|They're both stuck up cunts.}}'''
|How do you swat 200 flies at one time?|'''{{hover|(REVEAL PUNCHLINE)|Hit Oliver Keyes in the face with a frying pan.}}'''
|What's the difference between [[David Gerard]] and his girlfriend?|'''{{hover|(REVEAL PUNCHLINE)|His girlfriend has a higher sperm count.}}'''
|What's the difference between [[Chase me ladies, I'm the Cavalry|Richard Symonds]] and his girlfriend?|'''{{hover|(REVEAL PUNCHLINE)|His girlfriend has a bigger dick}}'''
|What's so good about a [[Fluffernutter]] blow-job?|'''{{hover|(REVEAL PUNCHLINE)|You know she'll swallow.}}'''
|Wanna hear a joke?|'''{{hover|(REVEAL PUNCHLINE)|Jayjg's foreskin.}}'''
|How many Wikipedians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?|'''{{hover|(REVEAL PUNCHLINE)|None, they just sit in the dark and bitch on IRC.}}'''
|What do you get when you cross [[Bureaucratic_Fuck#Elonka|Elonka]] with the Pillsbury dough boy?|'''{{hover|(REVEAL PUNCHLINE)|A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.}}'''
|What were the best four years of Beeblebrox's life?|'''{{hover|(REVEAL PUNCHLINE)|Sixth grade.}}'''
|KillerChihuahua, Elonka, and Fluffernutter decide to check their daughters' bags. All 3 of them found condoms in the respective bags.<br>Elonka was stunned and said : "We're a catholic family, It is a sin to have premarital sex."<br>Fluffernutter said "Its good to see my girl is using protection, because prevention is better than cure!<br>KillerChihuahua said: "OH MY GOD, MY DAUGHTER HAS A PENIS"|'''{{hover|(REVEAL PUNCHLINE)|It's unfunny because they're retarded, unlike you. You're funny because you're retarded}}'''
|How can you tell which admin is the highest-ranking?|'''{{hover|(REVEAL PUNCHLINE)|The one with the dirty knees. And the cum in his mouth.}}'''
|What do you call 50 Wikipedia admins in a room with 50 lesbians?|'''{{hover|(REVEAL PUNCHLINE)|A hundred people who won't do dick!}}'''
|What's the difference between [[David Gerard]] and a hurricane?|'''{{hover|(REVEAL PUNCHLINE)|You can't rip the eye out of a hurricane and skull-fuck it.}}'''
|How do you make [[FT2]] fuck a woman?|'''{{hover|(REVEAL PUNCHLINE)|Put her in a dog costume.}}'''
|FEEL the warmth of Haily T. Fogelquist's genitals|'''{{hover|(REVEAL PUNCHLINE)|(as soon as you pull your head out of Newyorkbrad's ass)}}'''|
Obviously, Wikipedia is a fucking joke. However, certain humorlessindividuals think it is incredibly funny to come up with loads of self-referentialin-jokes about their shared shame. Here are some of the most tedious of these attempts at pretending they are all a jolly light-hearted bunch (rather than the truth, which is that the last time anyone touched their genitals was when they were robbed by a pickpocket).
Articles in Wikipedia are often deleted with a clever and witty message attached. These "joke deletions" are a fun activity that users play towards each other- whomever writes the cleverest message gets to delete someone else's article, and the author of said article checks up on it only to find it removed, and promptly dies in various fits of laughter. Uncle G, a particularly annoying admin, invented these colloquial sayings, known as "isnotisms", at least 100 days ago, which are presented in the following format:
Wikipedia is not a spell-checker but thinks it is.
Wikipedia did not inhale.
Wikipedia is not your personal army.
Wikipedia is not the answer.
Wikipedia is not dead nigger storage.
Wikipedia canNOT hold Grawp's GIANT dick
Wikipedia is not a big truck. (But it IS a series of tubes.)
Wikipedia is not an American Civil War reenactment.
Wikipedia is not a feminist conspiracy (due to there being no women)
Wikipedia is not Wikipedia!.
Tellingly, obsessive listmaking is one of the most reliable symptoms of Asperger's syndrome.
Punchable punchlines
In ED's endless search for truth, justice, disgusting imagery, severed cocks in buckets, and all manner of lulz, we present something that took YEARS to put together. Jokes about Wikipedians, mostly written by other wikipedians. Enjoy.
“
What is white and gold and black and blue?
„
—(REVEAL PUNCHLINE)
“
What do Wikipedians use for birth control?
„
—(REVEAL PUNCHLINE)
“
A snail is heading home from work, very late one night. He gets mugged by an arbitrator. The policeman says "Can you describe the guy?" The snail says "I don't know . . . it all happened so fast. But he did smell like Ho-Hos."
„
—(REVEAL PUNCHLINE)
“
What do Rich Farmbrough and a high class prostitute have in common?
„
—(REVEAL PUNCHLINE)
“
What is the difference between a Wikipedia administrator and a proctologist?
„
—(REVEAL PUNCHLINE)
“
What is the worst part about eating SlimVirgin's pussy?
„
—(REVEAL PUNCHLINE)
“
What's the difference between Arbcom and menstrual blood?
„
—(REVEAL PUNCHLINE)
“
What's the best part of fucking Molly White?
„
—(REVEAL PUNCHLINE)
“
What's the difference between MONGO and a trampoline?
„
—(REVEAL PUNCHLINE)
“
How do you get a teenaged patroller to stop reporting you to SPI?
„
—(REVEAL PUNCHLINE)
“
What is the difference between a mansion and a 10 year old Wikipedia roads nerd?
„
—(REVEAL PUNCHLINE)
“
What do you call the worthless flesh around a pussy?
„
—(REVEAL PUNCHLINE)
“
Before your baby died, what did you often fantasize it would become?
How many Wikipedians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
„
—(REVEAL PUNCHLINE)
“
What do you get when you cross Elonka with the Pillsbury dough boy?
„
—(REVEAL PUNCHLINE)
“
What were the best four years of Beeblebrox's life?
„
—(REVEAL PUNCHLINE)
“
KillerChihuahua, Elonka, and Fluffernutter decide to check their daughters' bags. All 3 of them found condoms in the respective bags. Elonka was stunned and said : "We're a catholic family, It is a sin to have premarital sex." Fluffernutter said "Its good to see my girl is using protection, because prevention is better than cure! KillerChihuahua said: "OH MY GOD, MY DAUGHTER HAS A PENIS"
„
—(REVEAL PUNCHLINE)
“
How can you tell which admin is the highest-ranking?
Moar info: Wikipedia.
