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Joseph burned the Gay Flag and preached and YouTube stalkers got so angry that they got punked by Joseph and backed down.   Joseph burned the Gay Flag and it made YouTube stalkers want to commit suicide.
 
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'''Joseph Martelli''' is a middle-aged christfag [[Faggot|badass]] who posts his [[No|amazing]] Jezus videos on [[Youtube|Jewtube]]. He goes to street corners and preaches the [[hitler|Lord's]] [[harry Potter|word]] to evil fornicators such as [[not|innocent]] pedestrians while he rides around on his super expensive [[cock|bike]]. He [[masturbates|preaches]] about [[lulz|how you is going to hell]] for being [[gay]], even though he has [[hypocrite|admitted to have been gay several times]] in his [[shit|videos]]. He [[lie|denies]] that he is gay now, and to this day continues to preach Jezus's [[bullshit|word]].  
 
Joseph made videos about how [[fact|everyone is going to hell]] and how [[hitler|his religion is the supreme one]], sometimes [[sick fuck|bringing in his children to pray verses about everyone being in sin]]. This resulted in his wife [[win|divorcing him and sending his ass to court to attempt to take custody of the children]], however he apparently [[fail|won ]] the right to see his kids every over weekend, seeing as how his kids are in videos with him today.





Revision as of 03:51, 16 October 2018

Joseph burned the Gay Flag and preached and YouTube stalkers got so angry that they got punked by Joseph and backed down. Joseph burned the Gay Flag and it made YouTube stalkers want to commit suicide.


Joseph Martelli made a lot of stalkers on YouTube and the internet his bitch. 200 drunk cowards in Columbus Ohio were made bitches in one day by Joseph Martelli

Joseph Today

Joseph dominated the fuck out of losers on YouTube and Joseph disabled his comments because Joseph don't want to hear a bunch of cowards speaking. Go speak to Joseph in person.

Joseph burned the Gay Flag and a bunch of stupid asses on YouTube got triggered by Joseph burning the Gay Flag. Who the fuck cares though because Joseph does what the fuck he wants.

Joseph v. The Drunken Peasants

Joseph made The Drunken Peasants his bitch by slapping the fuck out of those 4 sissies especially microdick man The Amazing Assface

Quotes

   
 
Stop insulting my religion, and I'm way smarter than you. Your just a troll.
 

 
 

—Joseph the Bible Badass

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