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'''''Friday Night Funkin<nowiki>'</nowiki>''''' is an [[AIDS]]-riddled rhythm game that is completely [[overrated]] in its genre where the community never stfu about it for the past few months. It's already [[fucking died]] down as it goes down in the [[shithole]] forever, and it's now cattered with pointless mods to try to make the game <s>[[lie|more attention]]</s> but it won't, and it [[correct|gladly never will be]]. It all started with [[unfunny]] [[jewgrounds]] [[users]] ninjamuffun99 (Powerword: Cameron Taylor), David "PhantomArcade" Brown, Isaac "kawaisprite" Garcia, and evilsk8r team up together to create a game for Ludum Dare 47 in October 2020, wasting their whole time developing that game to be awarded nothing. It's a [[rip-off]] of [[Parappa The Rapper]] combined with [[Dance Dance Revolution]] gameplay that [[shit no one cares about|no one cares about]]. | '''''Friday Night Funkin<nowiki>'</nowiki>''''' is an [[AIDS]]-riddled rhythm game that is completely [[overrated]] in its genre where the community never stfu about it for the past few months. It's already [[fucking died]] down as it goes down in the [[shithole]] forever, and it's now cattered with pointless mods to try to make the game <s>[[lie|more attention]]</s> but it won't, and it [[correct|gladly never will be]]. It all started with [[unfunny]] [[jewgrounds]] [[users]] ninjamuffun99 (Powerword: Cameron Taylor), David "PhantomArcade" Brown, Isaac "kawaisprite" Garcia, and evilsk8r team up together to create a game for Ludum Dare 47 in October 2020, wasting their whole time developing that game to be awarded nothing. It's a [[rip-off]] of [[Parappa The Rapper]] combined with [[Dance Dance Revolution]] gameplay that [[shit no one cares about|no one cares about]]. | ||
As the [[game]] [[overrated|skyrocketed]] up to the [[asshole]] of [[Newgrounds]], and combined with [[13-year-old boys]] worshipping over it, the 4 jewgrounds began adding characters from 2000s because none had a single idea to think of one original character. First, they added "Pico" from that poorly-made | As the [[game]] [[overrated|skyrocketed]] up to the [[asshole]] of [[Newgrounds]], and combined with [[13-year-old boys]] worshipping over it, the 4 jewgrounds began adding characters from 2000s because none had a single idea to think of one original character. First, they added "Pico" from that poorly-made s[[chool-shooting]] related [[game]] called "Pico School" before adding "Tankman". a second mascot from [[Jewgrounds]]. They only do that because it makes [[fantards]] feel nostalgia they don't even grow up with, only because [[Jewgrounds]] used to be fucked up or they're [[children|too young enough]] to enter that [[shitty]] [[site]]. | ||
==Gameplay== | ==Gameplay== | ||
The goal of the game is to revolve around the character "Boyfriend" who must defeat his opponents in a strange singing contest in order to have sex with his Girlfriend. You must mimic their notes while avoiding running out of health as you let them sing along. All this entire time, Boyfriend had to pass his shit every [[friday]], which are referred to as "weeks", a level where his every opponents randomly stumbles around this retard who want to [[rape]] his Girlfriend while holding a microphone, they will never leave him alone forever. | The goal of the game is to revolve around the character "Boyfriend" who must defeat his opponents in a strange singing contest in order to have sex with his Girlfriend. You must mimic their notes while avoiding running out of health as you let them sing along. All this entire time, Boyfriend had to pass his shit every [[friday]], which are referred to as "weeks", a level where his every opponents randomly stumbles around this retard who want to [[rape]] his Girlfriend while holding a [[microphone]], they will never leave him alone forever. | ||
==Development== | ==Development== | ||
Ninjamuffin99, the jew that was credited for creating this AIDS, formed a small team of [[jewground]] creators, so they can develop its first prototype for Ludum Dare 47 on October 2020. It got nothing, but it got unexpected success for absolutely no reason, and now it's being cattered with [[children]] on [[Jewtube]]. Ninjamuffin99 is also planning to get his [[autism]]-fueled audience to buy his shit, where he makes some pointless merchandise and a full ass game because they only think that their fans are too much of a [[retard|dum-witted]] [[brainless]] children to afford that expensive shit, so | Ninjamuffin99, the [[jew]] that was credited for creating this [[AIDS]], formed a small team of [[jewground]] creators, so they can develop its first prototype for Ludum Dare 47 on October 2020. It got nothing, but it got unexpected success for absolutely no reason, and now it's being cattered with [[children]] on [[Jewtube]]. Ninjamuffin99 is also planning to get his [[autism]]-fueled audience to buy his [[shit]], where he makes some pointless merchandise and a full ass game because they only think that their fans are too much of a [[retard|dum-witted]] [[brainless]] [[children]] to afford that expensive shit, so he can get thousand of [[jewgolds]] under his belt. In [[fact]], no one will ever buy that. | ||
==Characters== | ==Characters== | ||
*'''Boyfriend''': the dumbass who is the main protagonist in this game. The only point of him is to date his Girlfriend because he doesn't get a real one. | *'''Boyfriend''': the [[dumbass]] who is the main [[protagonist]] in this game. The only point of him is to date his [[Girlfriend]] because he doesn't get a real one. | ||
*'''Girlfriend''': Boyfriend's partner and is the first character to teach him how to sing shit. She is secretly born a demon as she was born to [[Milf|Mommy Mearest]] and Daddy Dearest, which are both [[satans]] In all weeks, she appears at the top of the speaker while bopping to the music. | *'''Girlfriend''': Boyfriend's [[partner]] and is the first character to teach him how to sing shit. She is secretly born a demon as she was born to [[Milf|Mommy Mearest]] and Daddy Dearest, which are both [[satans]] In all weeks, she appears at the top of the speaker while bopping to the music. | ||
*'''Daddy Dearest''': Girlfriend's father, he is the first character to fuck over Boyfriend from dating his Girlfriend. | *'''Daddy Dearest''': Girlfriend's father, he is the first character to fuck over Boyfriend from dating his Girlfriend. | ||
*'''Skid and Pump''': annoying kids that you keep seeing every Halloween. This annoying characters were originally drawn by an unfunny bizarre animator '''Sr Pelo''', the retard who thinks screaming and smashing tables is better way to attract his [[basement-dwelling]] [[fans]]. | *'''Skid and Pump''': annoying kids that you keep seeing every Halloween. This annoying characters were originally drawn by an unfunny bizarre animator '''Sr Pelo''', the retard who thinks screaming and smashing tables is better way to attract his [[basement-dwelling]] [[fans]]. | ||
*'''Pico''': an [[ugly]] [[ginger]] and a [[school shooter]] who thinks he's [[kewl]] while holding his [[gun]] | *'''Pico''': an [[ugly]] [[ginger]] and a [[school shooter]] who thinks he's [[kewl]] while holding his [[gun]]. The character originated from Tom Fulp, the virgin who created [[Jewgrounds]]. | ||
*'''Mommy Mearest''': A [[milf]] and a mother of [[Girlfriend]]. | *'''Mommy Mearest''': A [[milf]] and a mother of [[Girlfriend]]. | ||
*'''Senpai''': A complete fucktard from a dating simulator game that Girlfriend loves playing a lot. Boyfriend and Girlfriend both encountered this asshole after Daddy Dearest pushed them out. He gets pissed off when every-time Boyfriend beats him in singing, which led him break character after the second song. | *'''Senpai''': A complete [[fucktard]] from a dating simulator game that Girlfriend loves playing a lot. Boyfriend and Girlfriend both encountered this asshole after Daddy Dearest pushed them out. He gets pissed off when every-time Boyfriend beats him in singing, which led him break character after the second song. | ||
*'''Tankman''': A character that fantards start simping over. He is the current mascot that replaced that ginger. | *'''Tankman''': A character that [[fantards]] start [[simping]] over. He is the current mascot that replaced that [[ginger]]. | ||
==See Also== | |||
*[[13-year-old boys]] | |||
*[[Children]] | |||
*[[Jews]] | |||
==External Links== | ==External Links== | ||
*[https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/770371 Play it on Newgrounds]. | *[https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/770371 Play it on Newgrounds]. | ||
*[https://fridaynightfunkin.fandom.com/wiki/Friday_Night_Funkin%27_Wiki It even has its own unofficial wiki]. | *[https://fridaynightfunkin.fandom.com/wiki/Friday_Night_Funkin%27_Wiki It even has its own unofficial wiki]. | ||
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Revision as of 07:27, 26 August 2021
Friday Night Funkin' is an AIDS-riddled rhythm game that is completely overrated in its genre where the community never stfu about it for the past few months. It's already fucking died down as it goes down in the shithole forever, and it's now cattered with pointless mods to try to make the game more attention but it won't, and it gladly never will be. It all started with unfunny jewgrounds users ninjamuffun99 (Powerword: Cameron Taylor), David "PhantomArcade" Brown, Isaac "kawaisprite" Garcia, and evilsk8r team up together to create a game for Ludum Dare 47 in October 2020, wasting their whole time developing that game to be awarded nothing. It's a rip-off of Parappa The Rapper combined with Dance Dance Revolution gameplay that no one cares about.
As the game skyrocketed up to the asshole of Newgrounds, and combined with 13-year-old boys worshipping over it, the 4 jewgrounds began adding characters from 2000s because none had a single idea to think of one original character. First, they added "Pico" from that poorly-made school-shooting related game called "Pico School" before adding "Tankman". a second mascot from Jewgrounds. They only do that because it makes fantards feel nostalgia they don't even grow up with, only because Jewgrounds used to be fucked up or they're too young enough to enter that shitty site.
Gameplay
The goal of the game is to revolve around the character "Boyfriend" who must defeat his opponents in a strange singing contest in order to have sex with his Girlfriend. You must mimic their notes while avoiding running out of health as you let them sing along. All this entire time, Boyfriend had to pass his shit every friday, which are referred to as "weeks", a level where his every opponents randomly stumbles around this retard who want to rape his Girlfriend while holding a microphone, they will never leave him alone forever.
Development
Ninjamuffin99, the jew that was credited for creating this AIDS, formed a small team of jewground creators, so they can develop its first prototype for Ludum Dare 47 on October 2020. It got nothing, but it got unexpected success for absolutely no reason, and now it's being cattered with children on Jewtube. Ninjamuffin99 is also planning to get his autism-fueled audience to buy his shit, where he makes some pointless merchandise and a full ass game because they only think that their fans are too much of a dum-witted brainless children to afford that expensive shit, so he can get thousand of jewgolds under his belt. In fact, no one will ever buy that.
Characters
- Boyfriend: the dumbass who is the main protagonist in this game. The only point of him is to date his Girlfriend because he doesn't get a real one.
- Girlfriend: Boyfriend's partner and is the first character to teach him how to sing shit. She is secretly born a demon as she was born to Mommy Mearest and Daddy Dearest, which are both satans In all weeks, she appears at the top of the speaker while bopping to the music.
- Daddy Dearest: Girlfriend's father, he is the first character to fuck over Boyfriend from dating his Girlfriend.
- Skid and Pump: annoying kids that you keep seeing every Halloween. This annoying characters were originally drawn by an unfunny bizarre animator Sr Pelo, the retard who thinks screaming and smashing tables is better way to attract his basement-dwelling fans.
- Pico: an ugly ginger and a school shooter who thinks he's kewl while holding his gun. The character originated from Tom Fulp, the virgin who created Jewgrounds.
- Mommy Mearest: A milf and a mother of Girlfriend.
- Senpai: A complete fucktard from a dating simulator game that Girlfriend loves playing a lot. Boyfriend and Girlfriend both encountered this asshole after Daddy Dearest pushed them out. He gets pissed off when every-time Boyfriend beats him in singing, which led him break character after the second song.
- Tankman: A character that fantards start simping over. He is the current mascot that replaced that ginger.