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'''[[Powerword|Varg Vikernes]]''' (Legal name [[French|Louis Cachet]], born [[irony|Kristian]] Vikernes), is a {{age|1973|2|11}} years old edgelord [[Wicca|pagan]] larper, neo-nazi white supremacist, notorious christfag hater, convicted murderer and among other things - musician. His initial popularity was closely tied to his short-lived career as bass player in the band Mayhem, and various [[Arson|irl]] [[Murder|shenanigans]] back in the 90s. Majority of his fans found Varg through his, thankfully defunct, [[YouTube|Jewtube]] channel - [[Hyperborea|Thulean Perspective]], nowadays he can be found on [[Twatter|Twitter]], where he's usually seen engaged in prolific shitposting and OTI slapfights with other [[Morons|philosopher kings of modern era]].
'''[[Powerword|Varg Vikernes]]''' (Legal name [[French|Louis Cachet]], born [[irony|Kristian]] Vikernes), is a {{age|1973|2|11}} years old edgelord [[Wicca|pagan]] larper, neo-nazi white supremacist, notorious christfag hater, convicted murderer and among other things - musician. His initial popularity was closely tied to his short-lived career as bass player in the band Mayhem, and various [[Arson|irl]] [[Murder|shenanigans]] back in the 90s. Majority of his fans found Varg through his, thankfully defunct, [[YouTube|Jewtube]] channel - [[Hyperborea|Thulean Perspective]], nowadays he can be found on [[Twatter|Twitter]], where he's usually seen engaged in prolific shitposting and OTI slapfights with other [[Morons|philosopher kings of modern era]].
== Early days ==  
==Early days==  
[[File:varg_tolkien.png|thumb|right|Vargie's being ignorant about his childhood heros]]
[[File:varg_tolkien.png|thumb|right|Vargie's being ignorant about his childhood heroes.]]
Despite being a 70s kid varg's childhood was one many a [[neckbeard]] can relate to, born to middle class parents our boy spend his youthful days listening to crappy 80s metal and reading even crappier fantasy books, with works of [[Lord of the Rings|J.R.R Tolkien]] being one of his favorites. Vikernes' love for fantasy is worth noting since [[Fail|he's constantly living in one]], especially his fantasies of being an [[Iran|aryan]] ubermensch, saving white race from the shitskin menace. Those years were also a period in which majority of his views were shaped, because of his father's work he spend a year in Baghdad, where he attended Iraqi school and got ''[[redpill]]ed'' on brown people. Lord of the Rings lead to fascination with Germanic mythology and eventually neo paganism - something he claims can be found in abundance in the stories of Middle Earth, which only proves Varg is a retard who can't understand what he's reading. Like many young metalheads young Kristian picked up a guitar and tried to create music of his own, after playing with bunch of [[shit nobody cares about|noname bands]] he eventually started his pet project - Burzum, something that will later become baby's first edgy metal band for an entire generation of dweebs.
Despite being a 70s kid varg's childhood was one many a [[neckbeard]] can relate to, born to middle class parents our boy spend his youthful days listening to crappy 80s metal and reading even crappier fantasy books, with works of [[Lord of the Rings|J.R.R Tolkien]] being one of his favorites. Vikernes' love for fantasy is worth noting since [[Fail|he's constantly living in one]], especially his fantasies of being an [[Iran|aryan]] ubermensch, saving white race from the shitskin menace. Those years were also a period in which majority of his views were shaped, because of his father's work he spend a year in Baghdad, where he attended Iraqi school and got ''[[redpill]]ed'' on brown people. Lord of the Rings lead to fascination with Germanic mythology and eventually neo paganism - something he claims can be found in abundance in the stories of Middle Earth, which only proves Varg is a retard who can't understand what he's reading. Like many young metalheads young Kristian picked up a guitar and tried to create music of his own, after playing with bunch of [[shit no one cares about|noname bands]] he eventually started his pet project - Burzum, something that will later become baby's first edgy metal band for an entire generation of dweebs.
==1990s==
Things were looking good for Varg in the 90s, he was recording demo tapes as Burzum,

Revision as of 13:23, 12 June 2022

Varg Vikernes (Legal name Louis Cachet, born Kristian Vikernes), is a 51 years old edgelord pagan larper, neo-nazi white supremacist, notorious christfag hater, convicted murderer and among other things - musician. His initial popularity was closely tied to his short-lived career as bass player in the band Mayhem, and various irl shenanigans back in the 90s. Majority of his fans found Varg through his, thankfully defunct, Jewtube channel - Thulean Perspective, nowadays he can be found on Twitter, where he's usually seen engaged in prolific shitposting and OTI slapfights with other philosopher kings of modern era.

Early days

Vargie's being ignorant about his childhood heroes.

Despite being a 70s kid varg's childhood was one many a neckbeard can relate to, born to middle class parents our boy spend his youthful days listening to crappy 80s metal and reading even crappier fantasy books, with works of J.R.R Tolkien being one of his favorites. Vikernes' love for fantasy is worth noting since he's constantly living in one, especially his fantasies of being an aryan ubermensch, saving white race from the shitskin menace. Those years were also a period in which majority of his views were shaped, because of his father's work he spend a year in Baghdad, where he attended Iraqi school and got redpilled on brown people. Lord of the Rings lead to fascination with Germanic mythology and eventually neo paganism - something he claims can be found in abundance in the stories of Middle Earth, which only proves Varg is a retard who can't understand what he's reading. Like many young metalheads young Kristian picked up a guitar and tried to create music of his own, after playing with bunch of noname bands he eventually started his pet project - Burzum, something that will later become baby's first edgy metal band for an entire generation of dweebs.

1990s

Things were looking good for Varg in the 90s, he was recording demo tapes as Burzum,