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Christopher Anthony Lunsford, known professionally as '''Oliver Anthony''', is an [[Troll|epic troll]] and [[The_Internet_is_serious_business|savvy businessman]] who scored a major achievement in the summer of 2023 when he pulled off baiting irritable [[Liberal|Democrats]] and profiting off of [[Redneck|inbred Conservatives]] effortless with one song. With the [[Emo|heartstring tugging]] ballad ''Rich Men North of Richmond'', Anthony writes a modern classic of societal strife in current US politics and begs the listener to help focus the blame where it belongs; [[Man The Harpoons|big fat fucks]]
Image:Prankcall1.jpg|Prank calling.
 
Image:MKkids.jpg|Kombat.
 
==Humble Beginnings==
{{quote|“From 2014 until just a few days ago, I've worked  outside sales in the industrial manufacturing world. My job has taken me all over Virginia and into the Carolinas, getting to know tens of thousands of other blue collar workers on job sites and in factories. Ive spent all day, everyday, for the last 10 years hearing the same story. People are SO damn tired of being neglected, divided and manipulated."|}}
 
Born poor [[white trash]] in rural [[Virginia]], Oliver flunked out of school at the age of 17 and resigned himself to a life of [[Poor|Karl Childers]]-inspired life of traveling about the region being paid low wages for menial labor. One faithful day in 2013, Oliver [[Retard|did a clumsy]] and cracked his head open like an egg, sidelining him from his beloved workforce for over a year. Following a length of [[Cripples|intense physical therapy]] he spent the next decade wagecucking in various methods, meeting [[Americunts|salt of the earth citizens]] of his beloved America and empathizing with their hardships.
 
Finally, Old School Oliver [[RAGE|could stand no more]], and took his guitar straight to the local access music variety program with his [[The Song Of My People|original music tribute]] to these hard working men! What followed was the ushering in of [[Important people|a Johnny Cash of the modern era!]] With ''Rich Men North of Richmond'', Oliver [[Raid|went to war]] with the lulziest targets he could think of; [[Jews|the Washington establishment]], [[Jeffrey Epstein]], the [[Yuppie|coastal elite]], and most savagely of all: [[Fat|lard asses]].
 
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Lord, we got folks in the street, ain’t got nothin’ to eat
And the obese milkin’ welfare
 
Well, God, if you’re 5-foot-3 and you’re 300 pounds
Taxes ought not to pay for your bags of fudge rounds|}}
 
[[File:OliverAnthonyLifeStory.png|thumb|right|Like a true oldfag, Oliver coupled his musical endeavor with [[LiveJournal|commentary!]]]]
 
===Continued Success===
A normal man would have been satisfied with the [[Success|impressive achievement]] of openly [[Economist|naming them]] as the cause of all conflict among America citizens, but Oliver Anthony is far from a normal man. In a day and age of [[Outrage Culture|hypersensitivity and partisanship]], the [[Ben Shapiro|modern Conservative movement]] saw a chance to not only trigger the libs, [[Jew Gold|but earn a hefty profit as a result!]] Commentator [[Republican|Dan Bongino]] reached out to an [[Music|industry insider contact]] and asked for assistance in helping promote Oliver's hit tune, confident [[Trending|the social media sphere would flock]] to it's authenticity and message of unity!
 
[[Obvious troll|Predictably]], online leftists fell for the gag hook line and sinker. Within hours of the songs viral marketing campaign and millions of hits accumulated on the video, [[Communism|online socialists]] took to comments sections and [[Reddit|online forums]] to voice their [[Butthurt|frustration]] over the [[Prank|bait and switch]] nature of the songs lyrical message.
 
{{quote|Anthony’s ascent isn’t just remarkable for its scale. The song, which alludes to politicians and other nefarious powers-that-be, has been boosted predominantly by far-right influencers and outlets, who have hailed “Rich Men” as a new working-class anthem.|}}
 
[[Conspiracy Theory|As planned,]] Conservatives saw a [[Kyle Rittenhouse|dogpiling of one of their own]] happening yet again and promptly set into action; [[He does it for free|promoting the video on their own accord]] and encouraging their [[Nigger|Black friends]] to react to the video demonstrating it's multi-cultural appeal among all of America's citizens. As he admired his handywork of master class trolling by pitting the two subcultures against each other in a tornado of constant and self-sustaining seething, the [[Mega ultra super genius|cunning]] Oliver did something [[Epic Win|of monumental importance]], and [[Truther|named the Jew for the September 11th attacks]].
 
{{quote|[https://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/2023/08/17/oliver-anthony-rich-men-north-of-richmond/ The most revealing window into Anthony’s worldview may be a YouTube playlist he curated, “Videos that make your noggin get bigger.” The list includes performances from Luciano Pavarotti and Hank Williams Sr., but it also features several talking heads popular among the far-right — Jordan Peterson, Ben Shapiro, Joe Rogan — '''as well as multiple clips putting forward the conspiracy theory that Jews were responsible for 9/11.]'''|}}
 
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File:OliverShillthony 2.png|A blabbermouth tries to ruin [[Anti-lulz|ruin everybody's fun]]
File:OliverShillthony.png|And is [[Owned|dealt with accordingly]]
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Image:Scooter1.jpg|Scooters.
Image:Lawlmudkip.gif|[[Mudkip|School fights.]]
Image:Shortcut1.jpg|Taking a shortcut.
Image:Fight1.jpg|Fighting.
Image:Lawloraoraora.gif|[[JoJo's_Bizarre_Adventure|Oraoraora!]]
Image:Licence1.gif|Licenses.
Image:Trouble1.gif|Who's responsible.
Image:Night1.gif|Staying out after dark.
Image:Suspended1.jpg|Suspensions:
Image:Suspended2.jpg|Situation 2.
Image:Suspended3.jpg|Situation 3.
Image:Suspended4.jpg|Situation 4.
Image:Suspended5.png|Situation 5.
Image:StopInternetPolice.png|Internet Licenses.
Image:Chikins4kids.jpg|Moar Nigras.
Image:Fightkid.png|Doing the dirty work.
Image:Night1.gif|Staying out after dark.
Image:Terrorist.png|Terrorism.
Image:Law4kids propane.gif|[[Hank Hill|Propane and Propane Accessories]].
Image:Law4kids lazer.png|[[IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER|Lazers]].
Image:Law4kids thailand.jpg|[[Transsexual|Trannies]].
Image:passengercar.jpg|Drugs.
Image:800px-Law4kids-kiss.jpg|Rocking too hard.
Image:Law4kids-avp.jpg|Sucky movies.
Image:Law4kids-killinghim.jpg|Dealing.
Image:582px-Law4kids-suspendedheart.gif|Graffiti.
Image:Sunshine4kids.jpg|Reggae.
Image:Snacks4kidz.jpg|[[Snacks]].
Image:Breakup.gif|The heart.
Image:Law4Kids Handwash.gif |[[Pictures plz|Pics or it didn't happen]].
Image:Law4kids Foodfight.JPG|Food fights.
Image:Law4kids_Bixnood.JPG|[[Bix nood|Bix noods]].
Image:Law4kids_Maury.png|[[Maury]].
Image:Gayfight.jpg|[[Homosexuality]].
Image:Law4kids_Telekinesis.png|<s><del>Telekinesis means MOVING STUFF with your mind, idiot</del></s> Telepathy.
Image:Law4Kids_Retardation.jpg|[[Asspie|Asspies]]
Image:Law4kids_Chocolaterain.jpg|[[Chocolate Rain]]
Image:Laidforkids.JPG|[[Sex|Getting laid]]
Image:Brianbathroom.JPG|[[Rape|Sexual predators]]
Image:Zombiekids.jpg|[[Zombies]]
Image:Pokemonfightlaw.jpg|[[Pokémon|Pokémon battles]]
Image:Skipping.JPG|Truancy.
Image:Nocussinglaw.png|[[No Cussing Club|Cussing]]
Image:Youre BLACK.jpg|Being [[Black]].
Image:Black glass ceiling.gif|Being Black Again
Image:Horriblelawforkids.png|[[Rape]]
Image:SuspendedComic.png|[[DeviantArt]]
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Image:911.png|Even the [[911|passenger gets in trouble]].
File:OliverAnthonyLibs.jpg
Image:Ahnold.jpg|[[Arnold|"I’m Detective John Kimball!"]]
File:Pepe Anthony.jpg
Image:Arab.jpg|Racial profiling is par for the course in [[Arizona]].
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Image:Babylauncher.gif|[[Babyfuck|Babylaunch]], it's awwite.  
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Image:Blacks.jpg|A scene from the sister comic "[[Ghetto]] Rulz".
File:OliverAnthonyNamesThem3.jpg
Image:Blacksgetintrouble.jpg
File:OliverAnthonyDeathCookie.jpg|This kills the miner
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File:OliFurAnthony.jpg|Most minors got [[Cancer|Black Lung]], Anthony caught [[Furry|AIDS]]
Image:Clone.png|"My own clone! [[:File:Robotnikvirgins.jpg|Now neither of us will be virgins!]]"
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Image:Cnn.jpg |Law 4 [[Old Media]]
File:OliverAnthonyLovesJobCreators.jpg
Image:Crash.jpg ‎
 
Image:Dirtyjoints.jpg ‎
Image:Doomcomictribute.jpg|[[The_doom_comic|RIP AND TEAR]].
Image:Drugrobbery.jpg ‎
Image:Emptycity.gif ‎
Image:Expelled-again.jpg ‎
Image:F40ph.jpg|Even the [[F40PH]] gets in trouble.
Image:Faggotry.jpg ‎
Image:Framed 001.gif
Image:Freshprincetheme.gif
Image:Furries.gif
Image:Gayfight.jpg
Image:Giantenemycrab.jpg ‎
Image:Goatse.jpg
Image:Goodshow.png
Image:Half-life.png
Image:Hank.gif|This was probably a real episode, [[King of the Hill|I tell ya what]].
Image:Hn.jpg|Get [[AIDS]] Mikeee.
Image:Indianburialground.jpg|[[x|/x/]] in my Law4Kids? More likely than you think.
Image:Isacar.jpg|[[FYIAD]] car edition.
Image:Kfc.jpg|[[KFC|Chikinz]]
Image:Killing.gif
Image:Lasercop.png
Image:Mutant.jpg|
Image:Mvd.jpg|Seriously, the fuck is the [[Dyslexia|MVD]]?
Image:Never.jpg
Image:Newprincipal.jpg
Image:Ngage.jpg
Image:Nigga2.jpg
Image:Noconsequences.jpg
Image:Notacar.jpg
Image:Overninethousand.jpg
Image:Painting.gif
Image:Poolsclosed2.jpg
Image:Pregnantteens.jpg
Image:Questionthelaw.jpg
Image:Rap.jpg ‎
Image:Rape.png[[You gon' get [[rape|raped]].]]
Image:Rapevictim.jpg
Image:Robbed.jpg
Image:Scapegoat.png
Image:Shoopl.jpg
Image:Soap.gif ‎
Image:Somethingforme.png
Image:Stalker.png
Image:Surprisestripsearch.jpg
Image:Terrorist.png
Image:Thailand.jpg
Image:Tommyfinallydoesit.png
Image:Train.jpg
Image:Transform.jpg|It's a [[trap]].
Image:Uhaul.jpg
Image:Vehicularhomicode.jpg|A [[typical|insane]] Arizona officer.
Image:Windows.gif
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Image:Terryinlawforkids.png|[[Doom#Terry_and_Company|Terry]] invades Lawl 4 Kids.
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==See Also==
* [[Kanye West]]
* [[Mel Gibson]]
==External Links==
* [https://twitter.com/AintGottaDollar Twitter]
* [https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100085643337139 Facebook]
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