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[[File:AaronBushnell.jpg|thumb|What a cute [[twink]]]] | |||
''' | February 25, [[2024]], amongst the hilarious ongoings of the [[Gaza War|Israel-Hamas war]], 11,000 kilometers away from [[Palestine|the uncivilized]] and instead in the [[fat|lardass]] [[Jewnited States of Americunts]], '''Aaron Bushnell''' was an obvious undercover [[Al-Qaeda]], [[Hamas]], [[ISIS]] and [[Disney|Mickey Mouse Clubhouse]] operative and {{Reddituser|acebush1|Redditor}} disguised as your average serviceman in the U.S. Air Force who under the guidance of [[Allah]] was sent to increase anti-Western sentiment and [[Antisemitism]] in the civilized world (anywhere other than Gaza) by becoming [[An hero]] by [[WTF|setting himself on fire and burning to death]] outside of the U.S. [[Israel|Israeli]] Embassy whilst shouting "[[Troll|Free Palestine]]". | ||
Due to being too worried that his death would be forgotten after 2 days and not mentioning that he was an [[attention whore]], he decided to livestream the suicide, an increasingly common trend amongst an heroes with [[Ronnie McNutt]] and [[Shuaiby]] as examples of the hot new fad, meaning that Aaron death will be a certified hood classic on [[shock sites|gore sites]]. Like every other "self-immolater" (other than {{Wikilink|Thich_Quang_Duc|this guy}}), he began screaming, wriggling around and obviously regretting his dumbnut decision almost instantly after 5 seconds of being ablaze instead of showing [[Buddhism|self-control like a true an hero]] of that selection would. | |||
== Background == | == Background == | ||
Aaron was likely trained in [[Afghanistan]] from a young age on guerilla tactics and how to suicide bomb churches but was snuck into the U.S. as an undercover soldier of Islam, he was originally a typical [[nerd]] who worked in [[hacker|cybersecurity]] before being drafted into the U.S. military during the October 2023 theatre release of ''[[Gaza War|Gaza War 15: The Arabs are fighting the Jews, again?]]''. | |||
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The most probable immediate message sent to Aaron from his [[Fed]] buddies was to commit a [[Fort Hood|terrorist attack at his own military barracks in "the name of Allah and in revenge for U.S. military presense in <s>Iraq</s> <s>Afghanistan</s> Gaza"]], but they likely realized that this would only increase [[Islamophobia]] and [[Christchurch fans|Brenton Tarrant]] in America, so in order to increase sympathy for [[Hamas|Hummus]] and [[Palestine]], a totally "new, original and never done before" protest would have to be excecuted. | |||
== | == Self-immolation == | ||
{{ | {{Notice|Don't worry niggerz, the livestream will be added at the soonest convenience.}} | ||
{{ | {{quote|Many of us like to ask ourselves, 'What would I do if I was alive during [[slavery]]? Or the [[Racism|Jim Crow South]]? Or [[apartheid]]? What would I do if my country was committing [[genocide]]?' The answer is, you're doing [[nothing|it]]. Right now.|Aaron being [[deep thinker|deep]]}} | ||
In the early afternoon, Aaron began a livestream on [[Twitch]] | |||
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February 25, 2024, amongst the hilarious ongoings of the Israel-Hamas war, 11,000 kilometers away from the uncivilized and instead in the lardass Jewnited States of Americunts, Aaron Bushnell was an obvious undercover Al-Qaeda, Hamas, ISIS and Mickey Mouse Clubhouse operative and 
Redditor (Archive 1, 2) disguised as your average serviceman in the U.S. Air Force who under the guidance of Allah was sent to increase anti-Western sentiment and Antisemitism in the civilized world (anywhere other than Gaza) by becoming An hero by setting himself on fire and burning to death outside of the U.S. Israeli Embassy whilst shouting "Free Palestine".
Due to being too worried that his death would be forgotten after 2 days and not mentioning that he was an attention whore, he decided to livestream the suicide, an increasingly common trend amongst an heroes with Ronnie McNutt and Shuaiby as examples of the hot new fad, meaning that Aaron death will be a certified hood classic on gore sites. Like every other "self-immolater" (other than 
this guy), he began screaming, wriggling around and obviously regretting his dumbnut decision almost instantly after 5 seconds of being ablaze instead of showing self-control like a true an hero of that selection would.
Background
Aaron was likely trained in Afghanistan from a young age on guerilla tactics and how to suicide bomb churches but was snuck into the U.S. as an undercover soldier of Islam, he was originally a typical nerd who worked in cybersecurity before being drafted into the U.S. military during the October 2023 theatre release of Gaza War 15: The Arabs are fighting the Jews, again?.
The most probable immediate message sent to Aaron from his Fed buddies was to commit a terrorist attack at his own military barracks in "the name of Allah and in revenge for U.S. military presense in Iraq Afghanistan Gaza", but they likely realized that this would only increase Islamophobia and Brenton Tarrant in America, so in order to increase sympathy for Hummus and Palestine, a totally "new, original and never done before" protest would have to be excecuted.
Self-immolation
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Don't worry niggerz, the livestream will be added at the soonest convenience. |
—Aaron being deep | ||
In the early afternoon, Aaron began a livestream on Twitch