Talk:Anti-Vaxxers

New Technique

This article is going to use double inversion reality manipulation. Normally with plain satire you take something obviously false and present it as humorous truth. This article is going to use spliced mixing of the pro and anti sides, turning the pro side into the anti side and the anti side into the pro side and then reflecting them back against one another to create a truly awe inspiring mind fuck! :D

--U Mad Bro 21:39, 20 February 2015 (EST)

I love it so far. Hell, most of this shit writes itself, its that goddamn stupid. I wrote up a bit of the introduction, and thinking about adding a part about the facebook 'mommy' groups with screencaps. May also add a section about the evil pro-vaccination organisations like UNICEF or Bill Gates foundation. They're clearly trying to keep too many people alive by preventing them from getting benificial disease. Just prepare for all the conspiritards to attack the page

ViolentlyMasticate 02:15, 21 February 2015 (EST)

Yeah I think it's probably the easiest article I've made so far. You can pretty well take their crazy verbatim and then reword it slightly to make it even more hilarious. These people are pretty well the most mentally deficient chucklefucks society has to offer. --U Mad Bro 03:01, 21 February 2015 (EST)

More pointless gore needed? Pictures of kids with these wonderful diseases, maybe some vaccine injury kids as well. Also fetuses, because the Rubella/HEP vaccine was made with them. Also bloody chicken fetuses. Kind of a list to go on later.

ViolentlyMasticate 22:29, 21 February 2015 (EST)

the new version

meh. the old version was better. :/ -hipcrime 15:40, 10 May 2015 (EDT)

• Yeah I put it back to the old version. I don't get why he just decided to up and delete the whole thing without deciding to maybe, I dunno, fucking rewrite it in any decent way. Maybe the fuckwit doesn't get satire ViolentlyMasticate 23:01, 22 June 2015 (EDT)