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{{verified}} (a.k.a. '''Verified''' and '''The Blue Checkmark''') is a feature on [[Twatter]] and other [[social media]] hellholes that was originally designed to verify the identity of [[Nobody|celebritard]] and [[business]] accounts so [[Retards|users]] wouldn't be tricked by the numerous [[HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS|impersonator]] and [[parody]] accounts that regularly tweet out [[fake news]] and [[Hentai|Chinese cartoon porn]].
'''Verified''' {{verified}} is the [[internet]]s' most [[retarded|elite]] status symbol, it is [[Mah boi|what all true warriors strive for]]. Those who have verification are rewarded with 72 [[Gay niggers|homosexual negroes]] upon entering the [[Hell|afterlife]].
 
Unfortunately, [[noone]] on Twitter was ever actually smart enough to make use of the feature – this, combined with the fact that Twitter's [[political]] bias resulted in 99% of verified users being [[cunt]]y [[regressive]] [[libtards]], helped to ensure that the blue checkmark would eventually become an aggressive form of [[Cancer]] that would [[Ocean of piss|turn Twitter into a radioactive sewage tank]].
 
To top it all off, Twitter eventually opened up an [[Asking for it|application process for verification]], [[Raep|unverified]] a whiny [[Conservative]] [[faggot]] named ''[[Milo|Milo Yianoloplolpolopoulos]]'' and then began verifying [[Terrorists|Al Jazeera]]-backed anti-Assad [[propaganda]] accounts that {{archive|KC1D6|admittedly}} wanted to lure the entire world into [[World War 3]] – so much for stopping the flow of fake news, [[Cunt|Jack]]!


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* [[You]] {{verified}} (verified [[unfunny]] [[faggot]])
* [[You]] {{verified}} (verified [[unfunny]] [[faggot]])


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Revision as of 13:51, 14 December 2020

Verified
The contents of this article have been verified by Encyclopædia Dramatica's top lulz researchers. Rest assured that this article is at least 100% trustworthy!
Verified.

Verified is the internets' most elite status symbol, it is what all true warriors strive for. Those who have verification are rewarded with 72 homosexual negroes upon entering the afterlife.

Why Verify?

With the dawn of trolling, social networks realized that they needed a way to make sure that vicious internet trawlers couldn't fake their identity and pretend to be someone they aren't. HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS it's just another measure of the length of your E-penis.

How you can become verified on Twitter!

Contrary to common belief you don't need a shit-ton of followers to gain the verification mark. You need to either become a journalist, a celebrity or simply just give Twitter a good amount of cash.

Sites that Use Verification

List of Those Who Have Been Verified

The verified desperation of a man who will never be verified again.

Those Deemed Unworthy ✘

  • Milo Faggotopoulos ✘ (disregarding YouTube) - ironically, the only person on the planet who would actually want 72 homosexual negroes, whether in this life or the next.


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