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'''Xbox Series X''' is [[Microsoft]] realizing that holy shit we have competition and trying have a fight [[Sony]] for once. It's the most powerful console ever created, still just buy a [[PC]] The decided to go capitalistic and start buying a shitload of companies as their studios now don't mean shit, but all the exclusives can played on PC so just buy a PC. This console also has backwards compatibility for all the people wanting to play old games. Their is also the [[Xbox Series S]] basically the cheap version of the console with less graphix, shitty frame-rates, less ram, and all digital, buying a cheap PC is the better option. | '''Xbox Series X''' is [[Microsoft]] realizing that holy shit we have competition and trying have a fight [[Sony]] for once. It's the most powerful console ever created, still just buy a [[PC]] The decided to go capitalistic and start buying a shitload of companies as their studios now don't mean shit, but all the exclusives can played on PC so just buy a PC. This console also has backwards compatibility for all the people wanting to play old games. Their is also the [[sad|Xbox Series S]] basically the cheap version of the console with less graphix, shitty frame-rates, less ram, and all digital, buying a cheap PC is the better option. | ||
[[truth|Basically just buy a PC.]] | [[truth|Basically just buy a PC.]] | ||
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*[[Halo|Halo Infinite]]: The new Halo game that's going to sell Xbox's just the [[teabagging]] experience. It was supposed to be a launch title, but due to it looking like vomit. | *[[Halo|Halo Infinite]]: The new Halo game that's going to sell Xbox's just the [[teabagging]] experience. It was supposed to be a launch title, but due to it looking like vomit. | ||
*[[Forza Motorsport | *[[Forza Motorsport 4|Forza Motorsport]]: New Forza game that's probably going to be exactly the same as they last. | ||
*[[Fable]]: No not that [[furry|Fable]] you sick fuck. A new Fable game. | *[[Fable]]: No not that [[furry|Fable]] you sick fuck. A new Fable game. | ||
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*[[Perfect Dark]]: Perfect Dark reboot from Xbox new in house studio as [[Rare]] just make dogshit. | *[[Perfect Dark]]: Perfect Dark reboot from Xbox new in house studio as [[Rare]] just make dogshit. | ||
*[[Starfield]]: Microsoft bought [[Bethesda]] for [[ | *[[Starfield]]: Microsoft bought [[Bethesda]] for [[Holy Shit|7 billion]] so now their buggy messes are exclusive to Xbox consoles, making [[PlayStation]] fanboys salty. | ||
==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
Revision as of 11:10, 23 May 2021
Xbox Series X is Microsoft realizing that holy shit we have competition and trying have a fight Sony for once. It's the most powerful console ever created, still just buy a PC The decided to go capitalistic and start buying a shitload of companies as their studios now don't mean shit, but all the exclusives can played on PC so just buy a PC. This console also has backwards compatibility for all the people wanting to play old games. Their is also the Xbox Series S basically the cheap version of the console with less graphix, shitty frame-rates, less ram, and all digital, buying a cheap PC is the better option.
Features
- Xbox Game Pass which gives you a shit load of games for $10 dollars
- Smart Delivery basically giving the game for free if you already bought it on Xbox One. This pissed off some evil empire called EA.
- Xbox Cloud Gaming it was hyped up as the future gaming when really it's streaming Xbox Game Pass on cloud.
Games
Upcoming Games
- Halo Infinite: The new Halo game that's going to sell Xbox's just the teabagging experience. It was supposed to be a launch title, but due to it looking like vomit.
- Forza Motorsport: New Forza game that's probably going to be exactly the same as they last.
- Perfect Dark: Perfect Dark reboot from Xbox new in house studio as Rare just make dogshit.
- Starfield: Microsoft bought Bethesda for 7 billion so now their buggy messes are exclusive to Xbox consoles, making PlayStation fanboys salty.
See Also
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