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{{notice| Starting a thread on /[[a/]] about [[lie|"How great Lucky Star is"]] will bring [[EPIC]] [[Sage]]s and lots of [[lulz|drama]]}} | {{notice| Starting a thread on /[[a/]] about [[lie|"How great Lucky Star is"]] will bring [[EPIC]] [[Sage]]s and lots of [[lulz|drama]]}} | ||
[[Image:LSwhatucamefor.jpg|thumb|640px|center|I just saved you 9 and a half hours of [[Goatse|pain]] | [[Image:LSwhatucamefor.jpg|thumb|640px|center|I just saved you 9 and a half hours of [[Goatse|pain]]. Go do [[Fap|something productive!]]]] | ||
'''''Lucky ☆ Star''''' | '''''Lucky ☆ Star''''' is an [[typical|overrated]] [[animu]] that most of /a/ has been creaming their pants over since its debut in April 2007. Catering to [[pedophiles]], the show follows the completely ordinary lives of "17" (lol) year old high school girls, drawn to resemble eight year olds, which makes fapping to the bath scene [[Sarcasm|totally okay.]] While the show may have its moments, like Tsukasa being attacked by goats, they're few and far between. Most of the shows are sequences of dialog that last for hours on end, wrapped up with one witty retort when each scene closes. Rinse, lather, repeat. More or less, the show is just a bunch of girls acting like a bunch of girls, which is fascinating to the average [[ronery]] [[otaku]], but simply boring to the less pathetic viewer. | ||
It is extremely easy to [[troll]] the shit out of the ''Raki Sutah'' fanbase, as they are the figurine-collecting, futon-lounging, hentai-ogling otakus who most likely own at least one of those creepy pillows with an anime girl printed on it, and they honestly have nothing better to do than defend the show containing their imaginary girlfriends. | It is extremely easy to [[troll]] the shit out of the ''Raki Sutah'' fanbase, as they are the figurine-collecting, futon-lounging, hentai-ogling otakus who most likely own at least one of those creepy pillows with an anime girl printed on it, and they honestly have nothing better to do than defend the show containing their imaginary girlfriends. | ||
The only three reasons [[weeaboos]] like this waste of internets is because (A) the show has animu references pouring out the ass, (2) the characters' ASPECT RATIO (they're 17 years old but look 7), and ( | The only three reasons [[weeaboos]] like this waste of internets is because (A) the show has animu references pouring out the ass, (2) the characters' ASPECT RATIO (they're 17 years old but look 7), and (C) each girl's personality is designed to appeal specifically to the ronery otaku, which explains why [[you]] love it. | ||
[[Image:Konata.png|thumb|right|200px|I'd still hit it]] | [[Image:Konata.png|thumb|right|200px|I'd still hit it]] | ||
==Plot== | ==Plot== | ||
''Lucky ☆ Star'' follows the lives of a group of high-school girls from their freshman to senior | ''Lucky ☆ Star'' follows the lives of a group of high-school girls from their freshman to senior years (junior to senior in the case of some). Most of the show consists of the protagonists, especially Konata, being [[unfunny]], referring to other [[anime|animes]], and being [[lesbian|fags]]. Every episode basically shows 30 minutes of the girls [[shit_nobody_cares_about|talking]], and [[shit_nobody_cares_about|talking]], and [[shit_nobody_cares_about|talking]], and [[shit_nobody_cares_about|talking]], and [[shit_nobody_cares_about|talking]], and [[shit_nobody_cares_about|talking]], and [[shit_nobody_cares_about|talking]], and [[shit_nobody_cares_about|talking]], and [[shit_nobody_cares_about|talking]], and [[shit_nobody_cares_about|talking]], and [[shit_nobody_cares_about|talking]], and [[shit_nobody_cares_about|talking]], and [[shit_nobody_cares_about|talking]], and [[shit_nobody_cares_about|talking]], and [[shit_nobody_cares_about|talking]], and [[shit_nobody_cares_about|talking]], and [[shit_nobody_cares_about|talking]], and [[vagoo|OMG IT'S SO STINKY!]], and looking "[[goatse|cute]]". About the only reason anyone sits through this [[shit]] is to [[troll]] and have something else to base their [[yuri]] fantasies on. Or rape, if you're a [[sick fuck|pedo]]. | ||
In summary, ''Lucky ☆ Shit'' is an enormous cock-tease for [[you|sad otakus]] and provides no real plot and a script that a | In summary, ''Lucky ☆ Shit'' is an enormous cock-tease for [[you|sad otakus]] and provides no real plot and a script that a [[Retard|Down syndrome child]] could create. | ||
==[[Lolicon|Lolis]]== | ==[[Lolicon|Lolis]]== | ||
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[[Image:Kagamin.png|thumb|200px|Kagami. Yaoifan.]] | [[Image:Kagamin.png|thumb|200px|Kagami. Yaoifan.]] | ||
'''Konata Izumi''' | '''Konata Izumi''' | ||
<br/>Konata is an OMGSOKAWAII!!! [[Basement dweller|Basement-dwelling]] [[otaku]], and main character in the series. She fucks away most of her time playing H-games, fapping to [[CP|Yuri]], poking fun at [[oxymoron|superior animes]], and huffing paint ( | <br/>Konata is an OMGSOKAWAII!!! [[Basement dweller|Basement-dwelling]] [[otaku]], and main character in the series. She fucks away most of her time playing H-games, fapping to [[CP|Yuri]], poking fun at [[oxymoron|superior animes]], and huffing paint (this is why she always has that retarded expression). She exists primarily as a device to insert as many [[Haruhi]] references as humanly possible and more. (Of course, the fantards and [[Wapanese|weaboos]] who watch it would probably still [[Faggot|suck KyoAni's dick]] even if it were 100% references. ZOMG CODE GEASS! ZOMG MARIMITE! etc.) | ||
She has [[Loli|no tits]]. She is also a [[Lesbian|fag]]. | She has [[Loli|no tits]]. She is also a [[Lesbian|fag]]. | ||
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[[Image:Miyuki.jpg|thumb|200px|Miyuki, the trap oldfag.]] | [[Image:Miyuki.jpg|thumb|200px|Miyuki, the trap oldfag.]] | ||
'''Tsukasa Hiiragi''' | '''Tsukasa Hiiragi''' | ||
<br/>Kagami's twin sister. Like Konata, she copies off Kagami, who bitches about | <br/>Kagami's twin sister. Like Konata, she copies off Kagami, who bitches about it less because Tsukasa is [[Retarded|special]]. She is made fun of a lot, but is usually too stupid to be offended and laughs at herself instead. | ||
She also has invisible tits. | She also has invisible tits. | ||
[[Image:Yutaka.jpg|thumb|200px|left|Yutaka being [[unfunny]] in the classroom.]] | [[Image:Yutaka.jpg|thumb|200px|left|Yutaka being [[unfunny]] in the classroom.]] | ||
[[Image:Minami.png|thumb|200px|Minami (almost) exposing her flat chest to the world.]] | [[Image:Minami.png|thumb|200px|Minami (almost) exposing her [[Delicious flat chest|flat chest]] to the world.]] | ||
'''Yutaka Kobayakawa''' | '''Yutaka Kobayakawa''' | ||
<br/>Yet another [[pedo]]bait | <br/>Yet another [[pedo]]bait [[Kawaii|moe]] titless character in the series, because KyoAni and Kagami Yoshimizu honestly think that [[Not This Shit Again|too much is never enough]]. She is even shorter than Konata, and has even less tits. Lived with Cousin Yui before moving in with Konadad and daughter. She calls Konata "onee-chan" despite the facts that Kona is - one, not her sister, two, two years her senior, and three, probably smarter even though she's a basement-dwelling fag. | ||
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'''Ayano Minegishi''' | '''Ayano Minegishi''' | ||
<br/>Misao's friend, looks out for her. Not much to say, but she bakes a mean [[Marijuana|weed]] cookie. | <br/>Misao's friend, who looks out for her. Not much to say, but she bakes a mean [[Marijuana|weed]] cookie. | ||
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'''Patricia Martin''' | '''Patricia Martin''' | ||
<br/> | <br/>Gaijin transfer student from the [[United States|US]]. A [[Wapanese|weaboo]] faggot, she learned Japanese from [[anime]] and [[manga]], which is why when she's saying hi to Kona and friends they think she's asking them if they're [[gay]] (which is a valid question since they are, but still [[retarded]]). Only purpose in the series is to give fucktarded [[wapanese|weeaboos]] [[unrealistic expectations]] about being [[lie|accepted]] in Japan. | ||
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'''Akira Kogami''' | '''Akira Kogami''' | ||
<br/>Junior high student and self-proclaimed idol and captain of ''Lucky Channel'', the three-minute bit that runs at the end of every episode. She almost always starts off every ''Lucky Channel'' cute and chipper and [[asking for it]], then | <br/>Junior high student and self-proclaimed idol and captain of ''Lucky Channel'', the three-minute bit that runs at the end of every episode. She almost always starts off every ''Lucky Channel'' cute and chipper and [[asking for it]], then degenerates into a total fucking [[bitch]] whenever Minoru introduces himself, meaning that about 2 minutes and 50 seconds of every episode are dedicated to Akira bitching her stupid yandere ass off. STFU, GO GET RAPED ASSHOLE LOLI | ||
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Essentially, her entire existence on the show is to be the anime embodiment of a [[forced meme]] as she constantly tries to bitch and whine about not being in the show and beg the audience members like an [[moot|internet celebrity]] to convince the staff to give her actual screen time. Since [[Fellatio|sucking their cocks]] obviously didn't work. | Essentially, her entire existence on the show is to be the anime embodiment of a [[forced meme]] as she constantly tries to bitch and whine about not being in the show and beg the audience members like an [[moot|internet celebrity]] to convince the staff to give her actual screen time. Since [[Fellatio|sucking their cocks]] obviously didn't work. | ||
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[[Image:Ghostmum.png|thumb|200px|left|Kanata (left).]] | [[Image:Ghostmum.png|thumb|200px|left|Kanata (left).]] | ||
'''Nanako Kuroi''' | '''Nanako Kuroi''' | ||
<br/>Homeroom and history teacher, and also a [[basement-dweller]]. Nanako wastes time [[OL]] with Konata at night playing ''[[Warcraft]]'' and [[Masturbation|flicking her bead]] to webcam of her student's | <br/>Homeroom and history teacher, and also a [[basement-dweller]]. Nanako wastes time [[OL]] with Konata at night playing ''[[Warcraft]]'' and [[Masturbation|flicking her bead]] to webcam streams of her student's [[jailbait]] cunt on MSN. [[Srsly]]. She's unmarried, and sometimes hits on Yui because she doesn't know the bitch is already taken. | ||
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[[Image:Yui.gif|thumb|right|90px|Yui "Moeblob" Narumi, being retarded.]] | [[Image:Yui.gif|thumb|right|90px|Yui "Moeblob" Narumi, being retarded.]] | ||
'''Yui Narumi''' | '''Yui Narumi''' | ||
<br/>Konata's cousin. Despite being a [[FBI|police officer]] she is a completely [[retarded]] blob of moe like the teenagers. Sometimes they even play dating sims, although this annoys Konata out of fear she's going to get [[V&]]. Yui frequently comes to Konata's house completely [[Alcohol|wasted]], and while drunk does stupid shit like sliding around on some shitty Japanese chair. She has a husband, [[an hero|but he's nowhere to be found.]] | <br/>Konata's cousin. Despite being a [[FBI|police officer]], she is a completely [[retarded]] blob of moe like the teenagers. Sometimes they even play dating sims, although this annoys Konata out of fear she's going to get [[V&]]. Yui frequently comes to Konata's house completely [[Alcohol|wasted]], and while drunk does stupid shit like sliding around on some shitty Japanese chair. She has a husband, [[an hero|but he's nowhere to be found.]] | ||
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'''Kiyotaka Narumi''' | '''Kiyotaka Narumi''' | ||
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==Fanbase== | ==Fanbase== | ||
To get a clear | To get a clear understanding of the [[faggot|amazing]] [[weeaboos|individuals]] that constitute the Lucky Star fanbase, just watch this video. '''WARNING:THIS VIDEO MAY CAUSE [[retard|EXTREME LOSS OF BRAIN CELLS]], [[ear rape|DEAFNESS]], [[weeaboo|AND LOSS OF FAITH IN HUMANITY]].''' | ||
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Starting a thread on /a/ about "How great Lucky Star is" will bring EPIC Sages and lots of drama |
Lucky ☆ Star is an overrated animu that most of /a/ has been creaming their pants over since its debut in April 2007. Catering to pedophiles, the show follows the completely ordinary lives of "17" (lol) year old high school girls, drawn to resemble eight year olds, which makes fapping to the bath scene totally okay. While the show may have its moments, like Tsukasa being attacked by goats, they're few and far between. Most of the shows are sequences of dialog that last for hours on end, wrapped up with one witty retort when each scene closes. Rinse, lather, repeat. More or less, the show is just a bunch of girls acting like a bunch of girls, which is fascinating to the average ronery otaku, but simply boring to the less pathetic viewer.
It is extremely easy to troll the shit out of the Raki Sutah fanbase, as they are the figurine-collecting, futon-lounging, hentai-ogling otakus who most likely own at least one of those creepy pillows with an anime girl printed on it, and they honestly have nothing better to do than defend the show containing their imaginary girlfriends.
The only three reasons weeaboos like this waste of internets is because (A) the show has animu references pouring out the ass, (2) the characters' ASPECT RATIO (they're 17 years old but look 7), and (C) each girl's personality is designed to appeal specifically to the ronery otaku, which explains why you love it.
Plot
Lucky ☆ Star follows the lives of a group of high-school girls from their freshman to senior years (junior to senior in the case of some). Most of the show consists of the protagonists, especially Konata, being unfunny, referring to other animes, and being fags. Every episode basically shows 30 minutes of the girls talking, and talking, and talking, and talking, and talking, and talking, and talking, and talking, and talking, and talking, and talking, and talking, and talking, and talking, and talking, and talking, and talking, and OMG IT'S SO STINKY!, and looking "cute". About the only reason anyone sits through this shit is to troll and have something else to base their yuri fantasies on. Or rape, if you're a pedo.
In summary, Lucky ☆ Shit is an enormous cock-tease for sad otakus and provides no real plot and a script that a Down syndrome child could create.
Lolis
Konata Izumi
Konata is an OMGSOKAWAII!!! Basement-dwelling otaku, and main character in the series. She fucks away most of her time playing H-games, fapping to Yuri, poking fun at superior animes, and huffing paint (this is why she always has that retarded expression). She exists primarily as a device to insert as many Haruhi references as humanly possible and more. (Of course, the fantards and weaboos who watch it would probably still suck KyoAni's dick even if it were 100% references. ZOMG CODE GEASS! ZOMG MARIMITE! etc.)
She has no tits. She is also a fag.
Kagami Hiiragi
Tsundere, and second most talkative character in the series. Kagami is a hard worker. She is also religious. Bitches constantly throughout the show because Konata copies her homework even though she lets her do it, leading us as viewers to believe she is gay for her friend. Also bitches about her weight, which is over 9000.
She has tits, though in the pedostyle of Kagami Yoshimizu, they are never drawn.
Tsukasa Hiiragi
Kagami's twin sister. Like Konata, she copies off Kagami, who bitches about it less because Tsukasa is special. She is made fun of a lot, but is usually too stupid to be offended and laughs at herself instead.
She also has invisible tits.
Yutaka Kobayakawa
Yet another pedobait moe titless character in the series, because KyoAni and Kagami Yoshimizu honestly think that too much is never enough. She is even shorter than Konata, and has even less tits. Lived with Cousin Yui before moving in with Konadad and daughter. She calls Konata "onee-chan" despite the facts that Kona is - one, not her sister, two, two years her senior, and three, probably smarter even though she's a basement-dwelling fag.
Miyuki Takara
Possibly the only not-quite-loli character in the series (adults excluded), Miyuki is called a protagonist, but really she exists only to provide a pair of tits (to reassure you the show isn't just for pedos - it doesn't work). Secondarily, she exists to provide tl;dr explanations of things like why hair loses its color under sunlight which the characters are wondering about when they could actually be doing shit and being funny.
She's also fucking rich.
Minami Iwasaki
Doesn't talk much. Keeps mostly to herself, probably only interacts with Yutaka because she's cute. That doesn't stop them from being gay for each other.
Basically Sakaki, with shorter hair and no tits.
She is also fucking rich.
Misao Kusakabe
Bastard child of Tomo and Kagura, and maybe Tadakichi-san (note the enhanced left canine). She is athletic, and like most athletes, also retarded. In a few years, she'll probably be making millions and pulling awesome benders. Or maybe just the last one.
Ayano Minegishi
Misao's friend, who looks out for her. Not much to say, but she bakes a mean weed cookie.
Patricia Martin
Gaijin transfer student from the US. A weaboo faggot, she learned Japanese from anime and manga, which is why when she's saying hi to Kona and friends they think she's asking them if they're gay (which is a valid question since they are, but still retarded). Only purpose in the series is to give fucktarded weeaboos unrealistic expectations about being accepted in Japan.
Hiyori Tamura
Doujin artist. Draws shit ranging from guys getting it in the ass to cuntmunching lesbians.
Akira Kogami
Junior high student and self-proclaimed idol and captain of Lucky Channel, the three-minute bit that runs at the end of every episode. She almost always starts off every Lucky Channel cute and chipper and asking for it, then degenerates into a total fucking bitch whenever Minoru introduces himself, meaning that about 2 minutes and 50 seconds of every episode are dedicated to Akira bitching her stupid yandere ass off. STFU, GO GET RAPED ASSHOLE LOLI
Essentially, her entire existence on the show is to be the anime embodiment of a forced meme as she constantly tries to bitch and whine about not being in the show and beg the audience members like an internet celebrity to convince the staff to give her actual screen time. Since sucking their cocks obviously didn't work.
Minoru Shiriashi
High school student in the same high school as Kona and friends, appearing as 'Sebastian' in the show; he is also the assistant on the Lucky Channel bit, and sang karaoke for the ED of four episodes (wa-wa-wa-wasuremono~). Akira, who seems threatened by his very presence on the show, bitches at him constantly. That doesn't make him not a faggot, wearing twin doriru on his head in an early episode, and wearing a gay blonde sunflower wig IRL. Minoru Shiraishi's voice actor is Minoru Shiraishi. IRL, he is waging war on Haruhiism.
Adults
Nanako Kuroi
Homeroom and history teacher, and also a basement-dweller. Nanako wastes time OL with Konata at night playing Warcraft and flicking her bead to webcam streams of her student's jailbait cunt on MSN. Srsly. She's unmarried, and sometimes hits on Yui because she doesn't know the bitch is already taken.
Yui Narumi
Konata's cousin. Despite being a police officer, she is a completely retarded blob of moe like the teenagers. Sometimes they even play dating sims, although this annoys Konata out of fear she's going to get V&. Yui frequently comes to Konata's house completely wasted, and while drunk does stupid shit like sliding around on some shitty Japanese chair. She has a husband, but he's nowhere to be found.
Kiyotaka Narumi
Yui's forgotten husband.
Soujiro Izumi
The basement-dwelling otaku faggot Konata calls her dad; he is also the equivalent of Kimura-sensei as far as personality goes in this series and, thus, a gigantic pedophile. He has a hueg camera that he takes with him to local events so he can snap shots of titless Lolitas and post them on 2chan's /b/. He is responsible for Konata's gheyness and infatuation with pr0n, having read shitty yuri doujins to his daughter since she was 5. (ZOMG!)
Kanata Izumi
Soujiro's forgotten wife. She is a ghost. She also looks about as young as her daughter, despite being at least 20 years old. When Soujiro and Kanata initiated the dance routine, it must have looked like awesome shit.
The Hiiragi Family
Too many lolis to name. Hawt.
Yukari Takara
Miyuki's mom. A dumbass.
Meito Anisawa
The dumb fuck who works at the Animate store who's always trying to sell Konata worthless anime shit that she never buys from Animate. I'm going to sleep now.
Fanbase
To get a clear understanding of the amazing individuals that constitute the Lucky Star fanbase, just watch this video. WARNING:THIS VIDEO MAY CAUSE EXTREME LOSS OF BRAIN CELLS, DEAFNESS, AND LOSS OF FAITH IN HUMANITY.
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Lucky Star videos, Konata Zone included. (Expect moe.)
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Upcoming game from rockstar
See Also
- Basement-dweller
- Chikichakigirl
- bokuchan's Lucky ☆ Star board
- KonataChan
- Lolicon
- The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
- Weeaboo
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