Balddumborat

Paula, in dire need of a proper shave

Being a fugly failure at life and disappointment to your family is perfectly acceptable, as long as you can still morph into multiple fursona characters.

Balddumborat (also known as Paula "I do it for the money" Wilkinson) is yet another sick fuck stemming from the endless pool of cancer that forms the furry fandom. Becoming slightly internet famous at least 100 years ago, when she stopped copying manga and hentai book drawings on Y!Gallery and started drawing the sickest shit a human being can imagine and depict on paper, she since then increased her popularity among mostly 40 year old virgin basement dwellers who like to sit in their mom's basement all day and jack off to badly drawn pokemon furry porn and the like. Funny thing is, she actually earns Jew gold through before mentioned drawing engagement.

	“	I find most furries to be stupid whiny idiots who pay their parent's money for badly drawn porn. And guess what? I cash in on that. <3	„
	—Balddumborat

Personality

Paula asking Furraffinity-Admin "Dragoneer" wether submitting lolicon artwork is legal on his Site Looks like she's trying to report someone for posting lolicon, actually.

D'awww, underage lesbian relationship ^__^

On her main Furaffinity Account she's referring to herself as a "pansexual/gender-neutral oriented" person, which basically suggests that she takes everything up her ass/cunt as long as it has a functioning brain, including dicks of all shapes, sizes and species. So far so furry, but there's moar of course.

Like most other furries, she meets the typical egomaniac and manipulative behavioral-type persona you would expect from one of these folks.

Despite her countless abominated sexual fetishes, she also likes to draw and imagine highly perverted guro porn variations of all kinds, at this point it is not yet guaranteed if she's doing this to appear like a bisexual tough guy-super lesbian hybrid or if she's actually that sick and desperate to enjoy such shitty semi-porn artwork. Yes, yes she is. She gets off to that shit all the time. Additionally to this, she's quite a fan of lolicon porn, as some of her PMs from the leaked YiffyLeak Data from mid-2010 suggest. As her once loli Pichu who was aged up for Furraffinity would CLEARLY show. This also means she likes raping and murdering little girls.

	“	Small Edit: Pichu is no longer a cub. She is now a partial micro, being very tiny because she is a mouse, but her genitalia are indeed that of an adult. She's a "baby" pokemon who refuses to evolve, and we all know even a baby form of a pokemon can become level 100. So she can stay a pichu but become a mature adult. So yes, she is now a very tiny gal, and not a cub.	„

Only Raptor Jesus knows what other things rest inside the private part of her Furraffinity profile.

Drawing shit

Paula mainly draws animals, preferably for her customers in multiple sexual posses, doing fucked up furry stuff. Laughably she calls these feble insults for real artists actually her"Art" and quickly morphs into butthurt mode as soon as anybody claims otherwise. Examples of this fine, so-called "Art" of hers can be easily found on such sites as Paheal, 'Booru and so on.

Aside from her furry porn income, she also has a bunch of unimportant and lame-ass fursona/custom characters which fulfill all things she couldn't obtain IRL.

Disgusting semi-artwork About missing Pics

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  One of her totally hot and fappable quality comics
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  I'm 12 and that's not Pikachu...
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  If raping lolis wasn't enough...
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  FAPFAPFAPFAP

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  Mhh, dead Ponies. Totally sexy
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  For furries, this stuff is quite hot and creative. For normal and sane people it's not.
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  Taken straight from her shitty blog

Redneck Family

Paula was born and raised in the underpopulated and boring shithole that is known as Portland City Area. Particularly, she was raised in Beaverton and spent her childhood days in said redneck hipster shithole. This might very well has been a dramatic catalyst for the later to follow-development of her, let's call it "tastes".

Being the immature overaging crybaby she is, Paula managed multiple times in the past to piss her dad that much off that he was actually leaving her mother, causing a hopelessly crashed wreck of what was once a happy living together family. Disregard that, I'm a retarded fuck. She's actually a bastard child because her father got horny, fucked her crazy mom because she was easy, and 9 months later Paula was born. Due to this, her mother's also a quite psychotic person, as Paula states in her journals, spelling errors included:

	“	I just hope lack of sleep doesn't collapse into a manic episode, my mom's had them 3 times and she warned me lack of sleep was a sign one might be approaching. Urghh, doctor said it would be unlikely for me to have bi-polar but it's still a chance since my mom has it.	„
	—Paula, confessing how she's going batshit insane with a bipolar personality disorder because of some unimportant shit

By the way, it's a confirmed fact that Paula loves her Pets actually moar than her family members, as she has stated multiple times, like in this entry for example.

At this point, she owns two bunnies, some rats and at some point in time she even found a kitteh on the streets which she heroically saved until it died because it had to live in that filthy shithole apartment with Paula's furry roommates who abused it all day long.

Youtube Faggotry

Because all cool people are there, Paula decided with her mad 1337 PC and internet kowledge to join in the fun on Jewtube some months ago. So far she possesses three accounts that are filled with her faggotry. The first one, named BaldRattie, is a quite shitty depiction that provides an uninteresting glimpse into what is supposed to be her "daily life" or something like that. On this account, countless shitty AMVs and some weaboo stuff along with shitty homemade private videos of her pets can be found. Interestingly, she has subscribed to the Channel of Anthony "Starlight" Taylor, a confirmed Horsefucker, on said account.

However, her second account is named after her main nick and was empty most of the time until this April. It was then that he was quickly instrumentalized (What the fuck this isn't even a word.) to help spreading her recently produced Pony Voiceovers, causing fangasms of her former furry companions and those relatively normal users who don't know of her other activities yet. In relation with this came another pony-related account which is supposed to depict some sort of lame-ass OC character.

Some rant about religious stuff

Oh Lawdy is dat sum webcamz

If anything, Paula should stick to the singing business, as this video from her weaboo phase in 2007 proves

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Furry Denial and first encounter with Anon

Soon after the mentioned Pony Faggotry started, Anon got track on Paula and dug into the shithole that formed her activities from the past, which were spread all across the internets. He was able to extract a lot of valuable information due to Paula's fucktarded, non existant knowledge of internet privacy. This is contrary to Paula's claim that she's a "clever girl"who "cashes in on the stupidity" of her furry friends/customers. After a few rounds of bitching around on teh Tubes, however, soon after she realized what she was riding herself in to, Paula decided to do what countless furries already did before: She thought that a massive blocking action on Jewtube against her opponents would be quite an effective and helping step, which was of course a highly failing assumption, due to the fact that you can't simply kill a hydra with killing just one of her multiple heads. Silly Paula.

Gallery

Gallery of Baldness About missing Pics

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  Fugly Raep Faic
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  School Photo from 2007
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  Note how Paula is the fat one at the far left

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  LOLWUT
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  Posing with supposed ex-boyfriend "Malakite" aka Anthony Dinardo in 2009
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  OMFG LOOK AT ME I'M EMO!!11 so hawt
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  azn food iz awesum! ^___^
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  Paula trying to impose Rainbow Dash Faic whilst wearing a MLP shirt
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  The Harpoons. Man them.

Dox

• Full Name: Paula Wilkinson
• Age: 22 HAHAHAHA DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS She's 21, it's posted fucking everywhere you blind fuck.
• Currently residing in: Lee High Acres, Lee County, FL
• Born in: Portland, OR
• Star Sign: Aquarius
• Yahoo IM: bare_naked_rattie
• AIM: way2sexeh4u
• Ebay Account: http://myworld.ebay.com/auldan/
• Supposed Paypal Email Address which she used for DeviantArt commissions in teh Past: [email protected]

Note that there are also a shitload of other roleplaying accounts and the like on various other sites, but those aren't lulzy and thus not relevant to Anon's interest as of now.

See Also

• Furfag
• GOTIS
• Cancer
• Weaboo
• Pokemon
• Unwarranted Self Importance

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