Gay Rape

A man being raped in front of his Girlfriend

A victim in tears

Gay rape is a stimulating hobby that faggot shit stabbers enjoy. The 3 rules of this popular and light hearted game are very simple, they are:

1. The person committing rape must be gay,

2. The person being raped must be straight.

3. The person being raped must have no prior knowledge of the fact that they are going to get raped.

Gay rape is not to be confused with queer bashing. Or Gay faggots having dirty bumsex with each other.

Gay rape was invented in 1782 by bored gay people in the back streets of London England and soon spread across the whole of Europe and then Murka. It is estimated in a 2011 watchdog report that as of November 2010 93.5% of all males on the planet have been raped by a gay. Judging by this data they say that if you are male and you haven’t been raped by a gay faggot yet you almost definitely will be in the next two weeks. There are no statistics for female gay rape as all woman love having sex with each other all of the time and thus they break the 2nd and 3rd rules of gay rape.

Here is a popular site for people who practice Gay Rape: http://www.straighthell.net/?nats=NjkyOjM6Mg,0,0,0,0

Famous Gay Rapists:

There are many famous gay rapists, the fact based documentary south park recently exposed George Lucas and Stephen Spielberg as gay rapists, repeatedly raping harrison ford in his role as indiana jones.

photographic evidence

See the evidence on jewtube

Other famous gay rapists include:

• Bubba,

• Purple Acky Akinwale Arobieke

• Bill Gates,

• Simon Cowell,

  

  Simon Cowell Wikipedia:Grooming his next victim.

• Gordon Ramsay,

• Your Dad,

• You,

• Mr. T,

• WWE wrestlers,

Here we see wwe commentator Micheal Cole being raped by a wrestler.

• Michael Heseltine,

• Sean Connery,

• The Zionist and partialy blacky president of Murka Obama Bin Laden

• All ex Presidents of America,

• The Pope,

• Gandhi,

• All policemen,

• All people in the army,

• Celebrities from Murka,

Nixon

Interestingly ex president Nixon was famed for raping all new male members of his political party, his one light witticism being “I will rape you till you bleed’

Known as the "Daddy" in Gay Rape circles here we see Nixon with one of his many terrified victims.

Other famous gay rapist quotes are:

Magician [Paul Daniels]: ‘You’ll like it, not a lot but you’ll like it’,

Mr. T “I pity the fool”,

Prince Philip “it’s the little yellow ones that accept it as a privilege”,

Ex President Jimmy Carter “It’s like breaking in a horse”,

Strong Man [Jeff Capes] “I like to give em flaps on their arses”,

The seal of approval:

After being raped the victim is branded by the rapist with a red hot iron, a permanent burn mark is there forever as proof of the gay rape incident. Gay rapists take pride in there 'symbols'

Example of Gay Rape Branding, this particluliar gay rape symbol belongs to Simon Cowell and is a prized posession by many would be faggots engaged in faggotry

It is advised by all medical establishments that people wishing to avoid gay rape should endeavor to have themselves branded in this fashion and pretend that they were raped already. Then if somebody tries to rape you you can laugh and tell the 'would be' rapist that you have already been buggered senseless by somebody else. However it is only polite in Gay Rape circles that the failed victim then rape the 'would be' rapist in the mouth.

Here we see a terrified welsh man protecting himself against Gay Rape by getting his girlfriend to brand his ass for him.

Some faggots resist being branded so that they can be raped multiple times.

Goatse and AIDS

Some people are raped so badly that they end up with severe Goatse. Another benefit of Gay rape is that it cures AIDS, unless you are a black chocolate man.

Legal Requirements:

It is illegal in the British Isles and most of Europe to attempt gay rape if you are not actually gay. The punishment for attempting gay rape or actually succeeding at gay rape in the poo pipe of somebody who has already been branded is to be hobbled. The hobbled criminal is then fed to pigs. This isn’t the case in Murka where it is assumed by all Murkans that all men are gay anyway.

Some Pigs eating a 'Hobbled' law breaker in Switzerland

The Queen

The Queen, A Fan of Gay Rape

Head of the notorious satanic, child murdering, Windsor Family the queen of England is a great supporter of gay rape and it has often been recorded by house maids and other reliable sources at Buckingham Palace that the Queen enjoys setting up a gay rape scene with her husband Prince Philip and watching it. It is said that she grins manically whilst smoking a cigar and sniffing her fingers, whispering quietly to herself “there’s a good little girl, shhhh, there’s a girl.”

Prince phillip, expert gay rapist, peadophile and general in Satans army.

It is said by the same sources that tension arouse when her first born son the Prince of Wales refused to rape the Beatles in 1965 when they came to the palace to receive their MBE’s. The Queen is said to have beaten the Prince of Wales to a pulp over the incident. One source from the Palace quoted the Queen as having said “It’s not that Charles doesn’t want to, he does, he just can’t invoke the fear and physical dominance necessary to make a grown man cry and in my book if there aren’t tears then it’s just love making ”

Gay Rape Failure Prince Charles with his lover

I wonder if they ever knew how close they came to getting analy pounded by prince charles

The Guinness book of world Records

The Gay Rape Powerhouses of Comedy Duo Little and Large, Perhaps the best there ever was, is or will be!

Funny man Cyril Mead(left) better known as Sid Little, from the Former comedy double act Little and Large, holds the world record for ‘most Gay Rape victims in one night’, that number being 235. He accomplished this amazing fete whilst entertaining the annual meeting of the Peadophile magnet British youth organization: ‘the Boys Brigade’ at Felden Lodge, Hemel Hempstead, Hertfordshire England in 1986, much to the delight of it’s senior members...

His comedy partner Edward McGinnis or Eddie Large, another firm and dedicated gay rapist, was upset and jealous of Cyril saying: “It’s not fair, Kiddies don’t count!”

Gay Rape Gone Wrong

Many people when they first attempt a Gay Rape make the foolish mistake of murdering their victim. This isn't very sporting and should really be avoided.

Here is a good example of a failed Gay Rape, it's probably the worst Gay RapE I've ever seen. The rapist makes the classic mistake of murdering his victim before raping him.

Hone your skills

Here is an educational video of how to succesfully execute a gay rape.

A Classic redneck gay rape:

In the Animal Kingdom

Gay Rape is a cross species phenomena. here we see a Chimpanzee raping a frog, the frog had attempted to rape the chimp but the chimp had already been branded and therefore gained the right to rape the frog in the mouth major frog lulz:

Dolphins are notorious sex pests and are some of the best Gay rapists in the animal kingdom. Footage of Dolphin rape is so disturbing that it can't even be shown on the zionist propoganda and kiddie porn website jewtube

--Stephennofriends 08:33, 13 August 2011 (UTC) I just make shit up for the hell of it ;-)