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The Exile is an english-language rag printed on the back of oily paper sacks. It is distributed exclusively on the corners of Moscow's busy internets. It is written for an audience of American pedophiles that had to emigrate to another country to find cheap children. It's also read by [[Basement-dweller|basement trolls]] [[like you]]. | The Exile is an english-language rag printed on the back of oily paper sacks. It is distributed exclusively on the corners of Moscow's busy internets. It is written for an audience of American pedophiles that had to emigrate to another country to find cheap children. It's also read by [[Basement-dweller|basement trolls]] [[like you]]. | ||
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The Exile is devoted to the [[Trolling IRL|IRL trolling]] of a fascist empire ''in'' that fascist empire. Letters to the editor are selected purely for [[lulz|LOL]] value and held up for ridicule. It gives column space to the head of the Russian [[http://img368.imageshack.us/img368/5084/200pxyuliyabh6.jpg National Bolshevik Party,]] who spent a few years in jail for pranking the Kremlin and [[pedophile|fucking boys]] on the [[Chicago]] subway. It pays a New York Jew to make fun of Comrade Vladivostok Putin, who has killed good [[white people]] for less. Pretty ballsy. | The Exile is devoted to the [[Trolling IRL|IRL trolling]] of a fascist empire ''in'' that fascist empire. Letters to the editor are selected purely for [[lulz|LOL]] value and held up for ridicule. It gives column space to the head of the Russian [[http://img368.imageshack.us/img368/5084/200pxyuliyabh6.jpg National Bolshevik Party,]] who spent a few years in jail for pranking the Kremlin and [[pedophile|fucking boys]] on the [[Chicago]] subway. It pays a New York Jew to make fun of Comrade Vladivostok Putin, who has killed good [[white people]] for less. Pretty ballsy. | ||
The Exile has trumped all internet humiliation of [[Attention Whore|LJ whores]], [[camwhores]], and [[IRC|IRC whores]] by hiring and debasing [[Prostitute|real whores]] in just about every issue (complete with their tit shots). It prints summaries of [[LJ killers|violent crimes]] from the pages of the Moscow police blotter and, for some reason, South Africa. | The Exile has trumped all internet humiliation of [[Attention Whore|LJ whores]], [[camwhores]], and [[IRC|IRC whores]] by hiring and debasing [[Prostitute|real whores]] in just about every issue (complete with their tit shots). It prints summaries of [[LJ killers|violent crimes]] from the pages of the Moscow police blotter and, for some reason, South Africa. | ||
It also features highly literate book and restaurant reviews to make it seem intellectual and stuff. | It also features highly literate book and restaurant reviews to make it seem intellectual and stuff. | ||
They got owned by [http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/Redneck Jim Goad] when they accused him of being a [http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/Jew Koch] sympathizer. | |||
== External links == | == External links == | ||
[http://www.exile.ru | [http://exiledonline.com Current issue.] | ||
[http://www.exile.ru Archives.] | |||
[http://www.exile.ru/194/we_dunnit.html Real LOLs for real trolls] | [http://www.exile.ru/194/we_dunnit.html Real LOLs for real trolls.] | ||
[http://www.exile.ru/2003-April-06/whorer_stories.html True hatred of whores must include all women] | [http://www.exile.ru/2003-April-06/whorer_stories.html True hatred of whores must include all women.] | ||
[http://www.exile.ru/2003-April-06/death_porn.html Death pr0n] | [http://www.exile.ru/2003-April-06/death_porn.html Death pr0n.] | ||
[http://www.exile.ru/113/lead.php Epic IRL troll involving horse semen pie] | [http://www.exile.ru/113/lead.php Epic IRL troll involving horse semen pie.] | ||
[http:// | [http://www.jimgoad.net/cgi-bin/yabb/YaBB.cgi?board=news;action=display;num=1298431173 Their faux pas.] [http://reason.com/blog/2010/11/29/the-nation-posts-a-narrow-apol More info here.] [http://rulingclass.wordpress.com/2010/11/27/playing-the-kevin-bacon-game-within-the-libertarian-movement And here.] | ||
[[Category:Internets_Phenomena]] [[Category:Trolls]] | [[Category:Internets_Phenomena]] [[Category:Trolls]] | ||
Revision as of 09:45, 2 September 2011
The Exile is an english-language rag printed on the back of oily paper sacks. It is distributed exclusively on the corners of Moscow's busy internets. It is written for an audience of American pedophiles that had to emigrate to another country to find cheap children. It's also read by basement trolls like you.
The Exile is devoted to the IRL trolling of a fascist empire in that fascist empire. Letters to the editor are selected purely for LOL value and held up for ridicule. It gives column space to the head of the Russian [National Bolshevik Party,] who spent a few years in jail for pranking the Kremlin and fucking boys on the Chicago subway. It pays a New York Jew to make fun of Comrade Vladivostok Putin, who has killed good white people for less. Pretty ballsy.
The Exile has trumped all internet humiliation of LJ whores, camwhores, and IRC whores by hiring and debasing real whores in just about every issue (complete with their tit shots). It prints summaries of violent crimes from the pages of the Moscow police blotter and, for some reason, South Africa.
It also features highly literate book and restaurant reviews to make it seem intellectual and stuff.
They got owned by Jim Goad when they accused him of being a Koch sympathizer.
External links
True hatred of whores must include all women.